LAND_LOVER69
02-10-2007, 06:26 AM
Subject: A Texas Girl
A girl walks into a bar in Texas, orders a beer and sits down at the bar
where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws
her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi,
then catches her glass. She says, "In Texas we have so many illegal Mexicans
and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice".
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
:D :D :D
A girl walks into a bar in Texas, orders a beer and sits down at the bar
where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws
her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi,
then catches her glass. She says, "In Texas we have so many illegal Mexicans
and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice".
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
:D :D :D