Acommanderguy
01-30-2006, 01:58 PM
man walks into a bar smiling ear to ear.
He approaches the Bartender and exclaims, "I want two bottles of Jager, 10 shot glasses, and make it snappy, barkeep!"
The bartender obliges and brings out the Jagermeister. The man pays his tab and proceeds to pour shot after shot downing each one quicker and quicker.
The bartender can't help but ask, "celebratin' something buddy?"
The man says, "Yeah, my first blowjob!".
Excited, the bartender tells the man that the next round is on the house in lieu of the special occasion.
"No need" says the man, "If two bottles of Jager won't get this taste out of my mouth, nothing will".
He approaches the Bartender and exclaims, "I want two bottles of Jager, 10 shot glasses, and make it snappy, barkeep!"
The bartender obliges and brings out the Jagermeister. The man pays his tab and proceeds to pour shot after shot downing each one quicker and quicker.
The bartender can't help but ask, "celebratin' something buddy?"
The man says, "Yeah, my first blowjob!".
Excited, the bartender tells the man that the next round is on the house in lieu of the special occasion.
"No need" says the man, "If two bottles of Jager won't get this taste out of my mouth, nothing will".