View Full Version : So, I ejaculated prematurely last night....
Mandelon
02-15-2007, 01:59 PM
Usually I have better control.......:mad:
djunkie
02-15-2007, 02:00 PM
Did you at least pull out first?
Jyruiz
02-15-2007, 02:04 PM
Guess it wasn't a happy valentines for her then.:D
Tom Brown
02-15-2007, 02:04 PM
I hate it when you can't get the tissue in place quickly enough.
Mandelon
02-15-2007, 02:07 PM
I was a bit embarrassed, I have to admit. I was on the bottom so I couldn't stop the action....you know, normally you can slow down, or pull out for a sec, and rub it on the outside or something. But despite my protests she just kept bouncin.....and well, you know the rest.
Once in a while it just sneaks up on you......:D
Outnumbered
02-15-2007, 02:09 PM
Thanks for sharing.
lucky
02-15-2007, 02:09 PM
only Mandy -- So did Rd squeeeeeeellllll :D
wright27
02-15-2007, 02:10 PM
It happens to the best of us.:idea:
OutCole'd
02-15-2007, 02:12 PM
Welcome to the club.......
dimarcobros
02-15-2007, 02:14 PM
You mean that's not normal? :D :)
Mandelon
02-15-2007, 02:14 PM
There's a club? If there is, I am afraid to find out the secret handshake.......:sqeyes:
CBadDad
02-15-2007, 02:14 PM
So what's the problem?
I always thought it was a race to see who could finish first. Am I missin' something?
IMPATIENT 1
02-15-2007, 02:21 PM
I was a bit embarrassed, I have to admit. I was on the bottom so I couldn't stop the action....you know, normally you can slow down, or pull out for a sec, and rub it on the outside or something. But despite my protests she just kept bouncin.....and well, you know the rest.
Once in a while it just sneaks up on you......:D
lol, we've all been there:D
wright27
02-15-2007, 02:23 PM
There's a club? If there is, I am afraid to find out the secret handshake.......:sqeyes:
Its the fastest handshake you ever had.
Debbolas
02-15-2007, 02:24 PM
TMI
:jawdrop:
Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 02:26 PM
It's not a problem if you can have 3 or 4 more right?
<---------------------Name fits!:D
IMPATIENT 1
02-15-2007, 02:27 PM
Its the fastest handshake you ever had.
lmao
Ziggy
02-15-2007, 02:34 PM
lol, we've all been there:D
LOL, your screen name is rather fitting to the subject.
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Mande, you sick pup :D:D Valentines Day pressure got to ya eh?
Mrs.Racer277
02-15-2007, 02:41 PM
TMI
:jawdrop:
I agree :eek:
RiverDave
02-15-2007, 03:13 PM
Well by who's definition was it "premature?" Sounds like it could've been right on time?
RD
Ziggy
02-15-2007, 03:14 PM
I agree :eek:
Ok, Mrs. WooWoo dance ;) :D
Ziggy
02-15-2007, 03:15 PM
Well by who's definition was it "premature?" Sounds like it could've been right on time?
RD
As married people we are lot allowed to express common sense like yourself Dave.........;)
Classic, gotta love it :D
Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 03:17 PM
Mandy works too much on all the repos to have time for sex. He just wants to see who replies.:D
Waist Deep
02-15-2007, 03:19 PM
Hey, at least your arm didn't cramp up.
RitcheyRch
02-15-2007, 03:59 PM
I hate when that happens and thanks for sharing.
ratso
02-15-2007, 04:07 PM
What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good ab workout though...
Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 04:08 PM
What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good arm workout though...
You spelled arm wrong.:D
Keith E. Sayre
02-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Mandelon: No problem, heck the other night after the boat
show there was this hot lady who wanted to go to the room, next thing I know the police are there, she wanted to
file charges for "assault with a dead weapon"! ha ha......
actually if I were in your shoes last night, I would have looked at her and said babe, in 48 short hours
I can do it again!
Keith Sayre
ratso
02-15-2007, 04:19 PM
You spelled arm wrong.:D
Ha Ha... that's worse than getting arm pump racing motocross...:D
Mrs. Bordsmnj
02-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 04:22 PM
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
Wanna race?:D
riverbound
02-15-2007, 04:24 PM
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
It is :D
Mandelon
02-15-2007, 04:43 PM
Hey now, I was good for about 5 minutes......not 5 seconds. Normally I go until she gives me the reach around.....that's the signal. :idea:
And I am happy to give mustache rides, if that helps....:D
RitcheyRch
02-15-2007, 04:46 PM
Thats what I always thought. I always tell these guys that brag they can go on for hours that they must be doing it wrong since I can get the job done in a few minutes. :D
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
My Man's Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 05:20 PM
It's not a problem if you can have 3 or 4 more right?
<---------------------Name fits!:D
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret? :devil:
Sportin' Wood
02-15-2007, 05:46 PM
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret? :devil:
Damn busted:eek:
Kilrtoy
02-15-2007, 05:58 PM
Drink enough beer and Vodka and that wont happen, hell alot of the time it WONT HAPPEN AT ALL
MBlaster
02-15-2007, 07:28 PM
You mean real life isn't like a porno?
Tom Brown
02-15-2007, 07:28 PM
Its the fastest handshake you ever had.
lmao! :D
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D
lmao sm :D
I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
I'd put my money on you.
Nobody can use reverse like you can, Mrs. Bordsmnj. You're the queen of reverse. :cool:
KineticoH20
02-15-2007, 07:34 PM
Your a regular Newbomb Turk (Hollywood Knights) 1980 comedy a must see, when you do you will know what I mean. Funny part with Robert Wuhl and Fran Derscher.
wsuwrhr
02-15-2007, 07:39 PM
Usually I have better control.......:mad:
Been awhile for you Mandie?
Too bad....
Brian
mrs.rvrluvr
02-15-2007, 08:36 PM
so what are you gonna name the baby
I hope you pulled out first
Biglue
02-15-2007, 08:46 PM
The last time I found myself in that exact scenario, we made my 3 year old. Only difference was she finished too..... :jawdrop: :D
boatsnblondes
02-15-2007, 08:55 PM
I depend on premature ejaculation for a number of reasons...least of all I can get a good nights' sleep....
Baja Big Dog
02-15-2007, 09:17 PM
:eek: Did it make him mad?????:eek:
HavasuSelect
02-15-2007, 09:20 PM
Drink enough beer and Vodka and that wont happen, hell alot of the time it WONT HAPPEN AT ALL
Whiskey dick is a terrible thing. I can count at least 3 occasions where I missed out on the best 2 minutes of my life.
Ziggy
02-15-2007, 09:23 PM
The last time I found myself in that exact scenario, we made my 3 year old. Only difference was she finished too..... :jawdrop: :DThat must have been interesting to make a 3 yr old.....:)
Biglue
02-15-2007, 09:32 PM
That must have been interesting to make a 3 yr old.....:)
LOL, them are some potent swimmers man. :D
SummerBreeze
02-15-2007, 09:37 PM
so what are you gonna name the baby
I hope you pulled out first
What A Thing To Say:D
Throttle
02-15-2007, 09:58 PM
have her put it in her mouth for a minute or two, you should be ready to go in no time all over again... keep tryin till you get it right...:D :D :D
HaulinAss
02-16-2007, 03:30 AM
I hate it when you can't get the tissue in place quickly enough.
now thats some fukkin funny shit right there,you said tissue
HaulinAss
02-16-2007, 03:31 AM
So what's the problem?
I always thought it was a race to see who could finish first. Am I missin' something?
fukk yeah I usually race for sure! I normally win however so when she does its like :sqeyes:
HaulinAss
02-16-2007, 03:33 AM
What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good ab workout though...
its a poor mans viagra :D
HaulinAss
02-16-2007, 03:33 AM
Wanna race?:D
now thats classic
HammerDown
02-16-2007, 06:05 AM
Did Roz gag?
rotflmao....:D
shueman
02-16-2007, 07:10 AM
Don't ya just hate when that happens, cuz you fall asleep before the end of the movie...:D
BarryMac
02-16-2007, 07:31 AM
Dry Jack, you wont have that problem. BTW, I hear that sex is better with a partner... :D :D
SummitKarl
02-16-2007, 07:40 AM
Dry Jack, you wont have that problem. BTW, I hear that sex is better with a partner... :D :D
Poor Barry, every which way you turn seems your surounded by Mandy's SPUNK:D
Ziggy
02-16-2007, 09:07 AM
this here is some funny reading:D good luck next month mandy:D
ROTFLMAO----------thats the funniest thing said so far... :D :D :D
Mark gets the award!!!! :)
Mandelon
02-16-2007, 12:54 PM
And that award cums quickly apparently....spezzzial delivery.
Man---->saving up for next month<----delon
OutCole'd
02-16-2007, 01:11 PM
What are you bitching about anyways? At least you ejaculated.
mrs.rvrluvr
02-16-2007, 01:30 PM
What A Thing To Say:D
you could name it:
shorty
oops
oh Sh*t
Honey I think I just ...
that didn't just happen
did you feel that
stop bouncing
wait a second
shockwaveharry
02-16-2007, 01:47 PM
Whats premature ejaculation? :D
BarryMac
02-16-2007, 02:45 PM
Whats premature ejaculation? :D
Evidently it's a problem that Mandelon has with his penis... :D :D
OutCole'd
02-16-2007, 02:51 PM
Whats premature ejaculation? :D
Ask my wife, she could write a book on the subject.:D
Biglue
02-16-2007, 02:53 PM
you could name it:
shorty
oops
oh Sh*t
Honey I think I just ...
that didn't just happen
did you feel that
stop bouncing
wait a second
LMAO..... few others
Quick draw
short fused (more than one meaning) :D
"That's all folks".
DING DING DING
:D :D :D :D
Biglue
02-16-2007, 02:54 PM
Evidently it's a problem that Mandelon has with his penis... :D :D
Barry, Barry, Barry....... :)
BarryMac
02-16-2007, 02:56 PM
Barry, Barry, Barry....... :)
What? Someone had to say it... :D
mrs.rvrluvr
02-16-2007, 02:57 PM
LMAO..... few others
Quick draw
short fused (more than one meaning) :D
"That's all folks".
DING DING DING
:D :D :D :D
my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D
YeLLowBoaT
02-16-2007, 02:58 PM
Whats premature ejaculation? :D
its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)
Biglue
02-16-2007, 03:01 PM
What? Someone had to say it... :D
You should not even know that. Very scary the way your concerned with Mandelon's penis......yeah really :jawdrop: :D :D :D :D
my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D
You're pretty evil there Mrs. R. :D
One more for ya...
"You weren't really in the mood were ya?" :D
Biglue
02-16-2007, 03:02 PM
its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)
You really shouldn't be sleeping with your sisters. ROTFLMAO
BarryMac
02-16-2007, 03:03 PM
my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D
Bet it was still good for him... :D
YeLLowBoaT
02-16-2007, 03:07 PM
You really shouldn't be sleeping with your sisters. ROTFLMAO
you must be from the appalation mountains area... to have your mind wonder like that... :)
Biglue
02-16-2007, 03:09 PM
you must be from the appalation mountains area... to have your mind wonder like that... :)
You walked into that one......not me. :jawdrop: :idea: ;)
SoCalSouthpaw
02-16-2007, 03:38 PM
baseball
dumbandyoung
02-16-2007, 04:08 PM
Usually I have better control.......:mad:
hahahahahaah!!!! Maybe your the guy who stole my girlfriend:D
Racey
02-16-2007, 04:15 PM
Next time think of little kids and puppy dogs getting run over by cars.:D
Mandelon
02-16-2007, 05:34 PM
its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)
I only have one sister.......that 'splains it all.
Kilrtoy
02-16-2007, 06:06 PM
Whiskey dick is a terrible thing. I can count at least 3 occasions where I missed out on the best 2 minutes of my life.
Oh no its the opposite, you can go all nite long the only problem SOMETIMES is YOU NEVER FINISH
mrs.rvrluvr
02-16-2007, 07:13 PM
Bet it was still good for him... :D
That must be a guy thing because he says the same thing.
At least one of us is happy:D
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