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HCS
02-23-2007, 05:45 PM
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train
follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Baja Big Dog
02-23-2007, 09:11 PM
This is old..........

Kachina26
02-24-2007, 12:58 AM
This is old..........
Really old, and dumb. Sorry dog, but I gots to call it likes I sees it.

BajaMike
02-24-2007, 01:21 AM
Really old, and dumb. Sorry dog, but I gots to call it likes I sees it.
Yea...old and dumb.....:idea:
I fly all the time on business, usually first class. Who cares if the person next to you is looking at your laptop.....I'm not working for the CIA, and I don't give a shit (and I'm not that important).:idea:
All these company slaves, working on thier e-mail and spread-sheets the minute they are on the plane...I'm thinking, you aren't that f-ing important. I NEVER work on company shit when I'm flying, it's my time to relax. I pull out my laptop, plug in my Bose noise cancelling headphones, and either fire up ITunes and listen to music or I pop in a DVD from NetFlix and watch a movie.
If I have a cool, hot chick next to me, I'll offer her my extra set of headphones, put my 20" laptop in the middle and ask the flight attendent to keep the drinks flowing.
If I have an uptight bitch next to me, I'll put on a some good porn, and she won't bother me again.
:D
But I wouldn't want to ruin my flight or my life by playing some bomb scare hoax.......:mad:
:sqeyes:

HCS
02-26-2007, 11:19 AM
Glad I could post something old and stupid for everyone. :D :D :D :D :D
There ought to be an old and stupid police on the internet to zap that kind of stuff. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif