Jbb
03-01-2007, 08:15 AM
The Kitchen Bitch
>
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
> train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
> off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all
of
> you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
> cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and
> told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now,
I
> want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
> When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to
> use
> nice language!" Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
> resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
> heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of
> your
> belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant
> one.
> We hope you will ride with us again soon!" She heard her little
> darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember there is
> no
> smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added,
>
> "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
> see the bitch in the kitchen.
>
>
>
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
> train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
> off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all
of
> you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
> cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and
> told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now,
I
> want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
> When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to
> use
> nice language!" Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
> resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
> heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of
> your
> belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant
> one.
> We hope you will ride with us again soon!" She heard her little
> darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember there is
> no
> smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added,
>
> "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
> see the bitch in the kitchen.
>
>