Infomaniac
03-07-2007, 03:12 PM
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10
lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have
me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb.
as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost another 20
lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company
to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone - "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black
man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're
mine............"
lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have
me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb.
as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost another 20
lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company
to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone - "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black
man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're
mine............"