lalhc
02-02-2006, 09:52 AM
Here's a new math formula to figure out when your most likely to "fool around" during the day!
STEP ONE: Figure out how many alcoholic drinks you have during the average week. (Everyone may need a calculator for this one)
STEP TWO: Do you consider yourself, in general, to be a morning person, or a night person??? If you're a morning person, divide your Step 1 answer by 1.5. If you're a night person, divide it by 2.
STEP THREE: Add 10 to that.
STEP FOUR: Multiply that by your age.
STEP FIVE: Divide that by the number of times you have relations in an average week. If your answer there is zero, skip this step. (...and work harder on getting yourself some lovin!)
STEP SIX: Divide the total by 40 if you're a woman, and by 30 if you're a man.
STEP SEVEN: That's hours and minutes. Add your number so far to 6:00A.M., and you'll find your ideal time for realations. (Your final answer is in military time)
STEP ONE: Figure out how many alcoholic drinks you have during the average week. (Everyone may need a calculator for this one)
STEP TWO: Do you consider yourself, in general, to be a morning person, or a night person??? If you're a morning person, divide your Step 1 answer by 1.5. If you're a night person, divide it by 2.
STEP THREE: Add 10 to that.
STEP FOUR: Multiply that by your age.
STEP FIVE: Divide that by the number of times you have relations in an average week. If your answer there is zero, skip this step. (...and work harder on getting yourself some lovin!)
STEP SIX: Divide the total by 40 if you're a woman, and by 30 if you're a man.
STEP SEVEN: That's hours and minutes. Add your number so far to 6:00A.M., and you'll find your ideal time for realations. (Your final answer is in military time)