A Christmas poem for "Rattle Can Lou"

[BILLY.B]

T'was the night before Christmas and while at the shop,
I observed "Rattle Can Lou" drinking some shots.
Stumbling around and laying some tape,
He's been known to do his best work when he's in this fine shape.
Lines might be crooked, and some are to thin,
That's when I noticed Lou reached for the Gin.
He took a big gulp and fell to his kness,
Praying to God for some new ideas please!!!!.
I heard him squawk "i'm tired of spraying all red white & black",
My fans on these boards are beginning to think i'm a hack.
With that said he spun around and grabbed for the bottle of Jack,
Took another shot and fell flat on his back.
Realizing now he was in way over his head,
He got to his feet and stumbled for bed.
He called for his dog who's name is "Booker",
Patted him on his head and said "God I could sure use a cold beer and a big
breasted hooker".
With "Rattle Can Lou" passed out for the night,
I closed his door and shut off the booth light.
Tomorrow if we're lucky we'll start this all over again,
My "Buddy Lou" and his bottle of Gin.........
Merry Christmas "Rattle Can Lou".....Your the best!!!! :D :D :D

[beaverfab]

You crack me up. :rollside:

[GofastRacer]

That is too funny!.. :D :D

[vdriver4ever]

Billy B that is too damn funny. I can't wait for RCL to get into work and respond. Of course that will be around noon!

[Hud]

LMAO, great work little Buddy!...........C'mon!

[lucky]

... and they say paint fumes ar bad for ya :p Good job billy !

[BIGCHRIS]

Billy, if your paint skills leave U got something to fall back on :)

[Dave Sammons]

OUTSTANDING work my friend!!! :D :D :D

[BILLY.B]

WOW!!!!!. I don't even remember writing this. Must of been my alter ego. I would never accuse "Rattle Can Lou" of drinking on the job, much less think he could score a big breasted hooker :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: .

[Dave Sammons]

WOW!!!!!. I don't even remember writing this. Must of been my alter ego.
Think back my friend...Maybe this was a "Christmas Past" out of the Krazy Kolors shop????? :confused: :messedup: :messedup: :D

[Rattle Can Lou]

Billy, Oh Billy, So funny youv'e become.
How low you have stooped, to hang out with the scum.
I'm just a lowly car painter stuck here in the slum.
But Lord all I ask is to get Ol' Billy some godamn gum.
With breath like Billy's, the eagles never fly.
The dark clouds won't part as long as Billy's standing by.
People gather around to hear his worthless bullshit fly.
But most just fall down, as they begin to cry.
As the audience gets smaller, poor Billy begins to see.
He looks around the room, his audience lays horizontally.
He yells those famous words "Hey Chief"
But no one moves around, He's lost in comic darknes, a lonely place to be found.
As his audience slides out the door, he has a thought like no other.
He remembers about a guy he knew, who had a funny brother.
He dials his cell phone frantically, he can't remember the number.
Dave Sammons yells out across the room "I think I gotcha covered."
From nowhere comes a guy, so studly it was sickening.
He yells across the room, "Let's get this party humping"
The liquor starts to flow, just like Billy might be buying.
But by the looks of "tight ass", we knew that wasn't flying.
This guy was amazing, all the girls seemed to want him. He was funnier than hell, and the laughter just kept comin.
He threw them jokes out, one right after another one.
He finished his jokes and gave them all a break, because over in the corner stood a cool Karaoke machine, just waiting for him to overtake.
He has done some singing in his sordid and varied career. In fact they say when he blows Sinatra, you swear Ol Blue Eyes is standing right there.
As he belts out "Fly me to the Moon" the chicks all begin to swoon.
As you listen, it's heard across the floor, Ol' Billy's gone to his room.
The moral to this little diddy is sometimes you need to be nice.
Because someone, somewhere, might be taking all your ice. ie Bling Bling.
So if you see this funny fat guy and you have a tendency to laugh. Please be aware that you might hurt Billy's feelings, if you give a crap.
RCL
Buddy Hackett

[BILLY.B]

In fact they say when he blows Sinatra, you swear Ol Blue Eyes is standing right there..
RCL
Buddy Hackett And to think this was a family secret that Pat had to cover for so long. And now you've gone public. First start to recovery CHIEF!!.

[olbiezer]

WOW!!!!!. I don't even remember writing this. Must of been my alter ego. I would never accuse "Rattle Can Lou" of drinking on the job, much less think he could score a big breasted hooker .
so whats wrong with a big breasted hooker? they must have em even in boise........ :) now that that ya mention it i would pass on a big breasted hooker in boise also lol

[BIGCHRIS]

WOW!!!!!. I don't even remember writing this. Must of been my alter ego. I would never accuse "Rattle Can Lou" of drinking on the job, much less think he could score a big breasted hooker :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: .
Hey Billy,u know what they say about painters dont u.All painters are drunks,but all drunks are not painters :boxed: :idea:

[olbiezer]

"God I could sure use a cold beer and a big breasted hooker
as a english major i was wondering if this was a literary metafor........u know a large brested PAINTED woman that takes money for lieing on her back........and a drunken PAINTER that takes money, gets drunk and lies on his back. just wondering!!!!!

[Hud]

You guys are KILLIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got T.I.M.E's.= tears in my eyes!!............................................ ......C'mon! :hammerhea

[fltflyn]

classic. thanks for the laughs. merry christmas.

[Jetboatguru]

Billy, Oh Billy, So funny youv'e become.
How low you have stooped, to hang out with the scum.
I'm just a lowly car painter stuck here in the slum.
But Lord all I ask is to get Ol' Billy some godamn gum.
With breath like Billy's, the eagles never fly.
The dark clouds won't part as long as Billy's standing by.
People gather around to hear his worthless bullshit fly.
But most just fall down, as they begin to cry.
As the audience gets smaller, poor Billy begins to see.
He looks around the room, his audience lays horizontally.
He yells those famous words "Hey Chief"
But no one moves around, He's lost in comic darknes, a lonely place to be found.
As his audience slides out the door, he has a thought like no other.
He remembers about a guy he knew, who had a funny brother.
He dials his cell phone frantically, he can't remember the number.
Dave Sammons yells out across the room "I think I gotcha covered."
From nowhere comes a guy, so studly it was sickening.
He yells across the room, "Let's get this party humping"
The liquor starts to flow, just like Billy might be buying.
But by the looks of "tight ass", we knew that wasn't flying.
This guy was amazing, all the girls seemed to want him. He was funnier than hell, and the laughter just kept comin.
He threw them jokes out, one right after another one.
He finished his jokes and gave them all a break, because over in the corner stood a cool Karaoke machine, just waiting for him to overtake.
He has done some singing in his sordid and varied career. In fact they say when he blows Sinatra, you swear Ol Blue Eyes is standing right there.
As he belts out "Fly me to the Moon" the chicks all begin to swoon.
As you listen, it's heard across the floor, Ol' Billy's gone to his room.
The moral to this little diddy is sometimes you need to be nice.
Because someone, somewhere, might be taking all your ice. ie Bling Bling.
So if you see this funny fat guy and you have a tendency to laugh. Please be aware that you might hurt Billy's feelings, if you give a crap.
RCL
Buddy Hackett
Bad Iambic Pentameter!! :boxed:
Billy takes this one with a 1st round TKO.

[olbiezer]

he blows Sinatra
some leg breaker may be on his way to boise right now for that one!

[lindalou]

Tony, I know where your allegirnce lies. Don't bust my balls that hard. And if you don't mind would you please decipher WTF you said. I'm just a wannabe painter from Bosie. I don't understand all that Californee talkin.
Lokin Good Louie

[Jetboatguru]

It means your poem didnt flow Mr Lou!! :) :)

[Rattle Can Lou]

AH Hah...no flowage. Yeah I reread it several times and if I read it to you it sounds good. If not, sounds bad. OK the score is 1 to zip Billy as per JBG. I'll live with that. I have a feeling that I'm going to get my ass handed to me on this deal. Oh well, the laughter from Billy Beavis was priceless.

[Rattle Can Lou]

Dude, that was impressive.
Iambic pentameter is a meter in poetry. It refers to a line consisting of five iambic feet. The word "pentameter" simply means that there a five feet in the line; iambic pentameter is a line comprising five iambs. The term originally applied to the quantitative meter of Classical Greek poetry, in which an iamb consisted of a short syllable followed by a long syllable. The term was adopted to describe the equivalent meter in English poetry, where an iamb refers to an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable. Iambic rhythms come relatively naturally in English. Iambic pentameter is among the most common metrical forms in English poetry: it is used in many of the major English poetic forms, including blank verse, the heroic couplet, and many of the traditional rhymed stanza forms.

[Jetboatguru]

Lou, you are still top shelf with me!
Maybe you could try a Rap about Billy.

[sawtooth]

Nice Billy. I think I saw an add in the help wanted section of the Times for a greeting card writer with the Hallmark Card Company over the weekend, you know a little extra cash flow for retirement. You must do pretty good with the little woman on Valintines day is all I can say. :) Merry Christmas Everyone!

[Sangerboy]

Dude, that was impressive.
Iambic pentameter is a meter in poetry. It refers to a line consisting of five iambic feet. The word "pentameter" simply means that there a five feet in the line; iambic pentameter is a line comprising five iambs. The term originally applied to the quantitative meter of Classical Greek poetry, in which an iamb consisted of a short syllable followed by a long syllable. The term was adopted to describe the equivalent meter in English poetry, where an iamb refers to an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable. Iambic rhythms come relatively naturally in English. Iambic pentameter is among the most common metrical forms in English poetry: it is used in many of the major English poetic forms, including blank verse, the heroic couplet, and many of the traditional rhymed stanza forms.
See, you didn't need to pay attention in English class, it's all right there on
the internet. Now physics, that was a different story F=mA That was one
worth remembering

[lucky]

The story's go AS the thinner flows. The paint is applied and so is the white lies ! the lines arn't straight, The color's are off! Hell its a whacker I can tell the guy to f- off !
There are Checks and scrapes and peels that resemble grapes ! This new h.v.l.p gun sure is alot of fun ,ohh my look at that one long run. The down draft booth was really a spoof, the texture on top looks like it was slung with a mop. The clear is being applied and to everyones surprize , It brought a tear to the painters eyes ! such talent With no regret -- Charge the sob - so i can buy a new vette !!! :yuk:

[Rattle Can Lou]

NNIIIICCCEEE. as Billy would say. In fact I heard it last night....It was last night wasn't it Billy???

[BILLY.B]

The story's go AS the thinner flows , The paint is applied and so is the white lies ! the lines arn't straight - The color's are off - hell its a whacker - I can tell the guy to f- off ! there are Checks and scrapes and peel that resembles grapes ! this new hvlp gun - sure is alot of fun - ohh my loook at that one run.... , the down draft booth - Was really a spoof - the texture on top looks like it was applied with a mop - The clear is being applied and to everyones surprize - it It brought a tear to the painters eyes - such talent - With no regret -- Charge the sob - so i can buy a new vette !!! :yuk:Hey lucky, tell your kid to get off the computer and pay more attention to the teacher in his english class. This is really bad.. :220v:

[lucky]

Hey lucky, tell your kid to get off the computer and pay more attention to the teacher in his english class. This ia really bad.. :220v:
Are you dating her 454 on the side ? lol :crossx: my english teacher was Hot , I enjoyed tutoring !lol

[lucky]

RAttle can lou can paint with such precision !
what color, what can - what a hell of a decision
Saftey orange , blue berry pie - those are the colors from one hell of a guy !
His finger tips are colors of choice - When all of a sudden he hears a strange voice !
a vale paint job , Can be concieved - with red ruby black , and cinnimon sleeve ! a spray of honey bee yellow , and a dash of dark green - a lil bit of luck and I'll have painted this thing ! Dick would be proud of the job that i did - ohh ya billy , don't fock with this kid ! :crossx: Is That better my poetry proprieter ? :) chris

[BILLY.B]

a vale paint job , Can be concieved - with red ruby black , and cinnimon sleeve ! a spray of honey bee yellow , and a dash of dark green - a lil bit of luck and I'll have painted this thing ! i Is That better my poetry proprieter ? :) chrisWhat the hell are you doing!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! :rollside:

[dmontzsta]

YOU SUCK!!!! :rollside:
Tell him something he doesnt know...
:)

[Rattle Can Lou]

Billy, This is worse than a Friday night phone call after a 4 hour stint at the local watering hole. You startred this whole deal and now you have to live with the fallout. This is like going to Hell and your still alive. I do expect a super cool JBG response to this poet hack...CCCMon

[CircleJerk]

Put the Beer down and push away from the keys..........aall of ya!

[Jetboatguru]

Just for Rustoleum Lou
I've read these stanzas and withheld my puke
Even the retarded one Lucky has responded
while taking it in the duke
His feeble attempts to be a vdrive heavy hitter
have been met with negative reactions
but thats ok he still has Kim hittin him in the shitter
Lou gets a lil blitzed and becomes very needy
We all bow to his painting prowess
As he is the King of grafitti
Billy dances and dodges all of Lou's digs
He sits back and paints
and watches Lou smoke a carton of cigs
Lucky is butthurt cuz he is feelin no love
The vdrivers dont want him
and neither does anyone else so take your lame ass no spelling and non sensical BS to the sandbar or benchracers so we don't have to scroll past your jibberish and waste time while we are reading quality poems from Rustoleum grafitti King and Rockstar Billy.

[Rattle Can Lou]

You have earned two "Dude, that was impressive" awards this week. I am fargin impressed. As for Billy, I will deal with him on the morning of the 15th at the "drivers meeting" Shit, I'm late for my poetry class....later

[lucky]

:p :yuk: NICE :rolleyes:
THE CHOSEN FEW - oF THE WHO'S WHO! :rolleyes: MY FRIEND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU ! tHE KING AND THE ACE - WILL ALWAYS TAKE 1ST PLACE , LEAVING YOU IN A RACE IS AS EASY AS TAKING OVER LAST PLACE ! - AS YOUR SWIMMING TO SHORE, WITH YOUR SUIT IN YOUR ASS - REMEMBER ONE THING,-- IT SUCKS TO GET PASSED :cry: ! A DRIVER REMAINS DRY AND HIS BOAT ON KEEL -- SO MY FRIEND TONEY , WHO IS REALLY A HEEL ?

[FLYTE RISK]

Leave the poem writing to the professional's, just kidding that's some funny stuff!! :rollside:

[vdriver4ever]

Twas the night before painting
And all through the shop
Was Rattle Can Lou
waisted and ready to drop
Visions of Billy's work
danced through his head
as he layed there wishing
he was home in bed
In his mind he did dream
of how it should look
but ran out of talent
as he stood there and shook
Those all around him
stood there in amaze
wondering how old Rattle Can
got through the days
But old Rattle Can surprised
everone in the shop
when he stood one last time
before his final drop
As he layed there passed out
breathing heavy and deep
we all gathered round
and wished him a Merry Sleep.

[lucky]

Twas the night before painting
And all through the shop
Was Rattle Can Lou
waisted and ready to drop
Visions of Billy's work
danced through his head
as he layed there wishing
he was home in bed
In his mind he did dream
of how it should look
but ran out of talent
as he stood there and shook
Those all around him
stood there in amaze
wondering how old Rattle Can
got through the days
But old Rattle Can surprised
everone in the shop
when he stood one last time
before his final drop
As he layed there passed out
breathing heavy and deep
we all gathered round
and wished him a Merry Sleep.
BRAVO -

[dmontzsta]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Kimmy was up stirring, looking for his favorite blouse;
The molsons were shelved in the refrigerator with care,
In hopes that his boy toy Lucky soon would be there;
The sex toys were lubbed up and Hanson was ready to give head,
While visions of Lucky still danced in his head;
With Kimmy in his blouse, and lube in his crack.
He thought to himself I need a hit of smack,
When out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
He started tweaking out and ran to hide in the shower.
Then away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and revealed his white ass.
It was Lucky all ****ed up and laying in the snow.
Kim then wondered what to do with his ho,
He walked outside and carried him in from the snow,
Walking through the door he then layed him on the floor,
The night was all wrecked and Kim was just sick,
He wondered for a moment, how to get him some D***.
Wondering no more, the molsons were over flowing,
He then logged on to ***boat and typing unknowing.

[lucky]

Billy b and the battle of the boat!
Too many in his shop, isn’t no joke
From pearls and whites to fades and highlights,
I give credit where credit is due – Hell you even did good fockin the Guru!!! crossx: love ya guys and have a nice weekend --

[lucky]

Rudoph got ran over by the ricer - Must have been his , cause i've seen nicer !
With a shine on his head and some cream in his eye's With a prick in his hand , and one up his ass , He smiled at me, and i said -- - i'll have to pass !
I walked out the door and rubbed his mellon -- no way i'd hang out with this butt lov'n fellon !

[Jetboatguru]

:p :yuk: NICE :rolleyes:
THE CHOSEN FEW - oF THE WHO'S WHO! :rolleyes: MY FRIEND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU ! tHE KING AND THE ACE - WILL ALWAYS TAKE 1ST PLACE , LEAVING YOU IN A RACE IS AS EASY AS TAKING OVER LAST PLACE ! - AS YOUR SWIMMING TO SHORE, WITH YOUR SUIT IN YOUR ASS - REMEMBER ONE THING,-- IT SUCKS TO GET PASSED :cry: ! A DRIVER REMAINS DRY AND HIS BOAT ON KEEL -- SO MY FRIEND TONEY , WHO IS REALLY A HEEL ?
Can I get a scoop of Strawberry with that Vanilla post?
Chris you are a nobody
worthless and weak
You have no credibilty
No reason to speak
Your posts are pathetic
You're in a drunken stuper
You make Kimmy happy
while he's deep in your pooper
You'll never rate
when it comes to boat racing
Leave that to the big boys
Go back to Kim tasting
Your yet to show
That butt ugly puss
But after seeing your picture
My what a wuss
So crawl back in your hole
don't mumble a peep
Keep Kimmy happy
as he takes you balls deep

[Rattle Can Lou]

You hit it!!!! Three "Dude, that was impressive" in a week. Where do these guys come from? Lucky, you are a sick dude in a loose mood. There is going to be an old fashioned lynchin at the ol' oak tree. Don't fock up our fun...Lucky, are you and Kimmy comin to the premeire??? Now that would be sum fun in the hood. I know Donald would be up for it...Rattle Can Louusse

[Jetboatguru]

Lou dont count on Lucky
to show his ugly mug
He'll be under his rock
half deep in the jug
He's rather timid
I heard he's a toker
Kimmy loves him the most
cuz he's quite the pole smoker
Donald has owned him
Lucky's not a big fighter
He's proven to be
The ***boat pillowbiter

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

V-drive poets spreading joy without stutter...
till Lucky and Donald drug it into the gutter
This merry ol thread should be about done...
won't be long now before its moved by rexone :cool:

[olbiezer]

somebody shoot this thing and put us all out of our misery......oh ya i think tony wins with the deep in the pooper line......

[dmontzsta]

Kim hustles and bustles and hurrys and runs
looking for his truck, but his wife never won.
A visit to the casino turns in to sheer horror.
When he soon realizes he is a little bit poorer.
The new car preparations must get underway
cause no matter what he will never get his way.
Work must be done since his wife never won.
He must lift up his head and suck up his pride.
And settle for a jacked up old ride.
The car must be bought and papers must be signed
And then a quick stop to count up his dimes.
The liquor store is closing soon, and he has a clear head.
He must have some molson before he goes to bed.
The morning comes midst all the spills,
He faces the mirror and it gives him the chills;
It then takes away from all his gay fun.
so very disturbing to all the little ones.
Now let's remember the Cantard in our lives
brought to us by internet service for $9.95.

[olbiezer]

dmontzsta ......one more bad poem like that and kimmie will own u!!!!!! :220v:

[dmontzsta]

dmontzsta ......one more bad poem like that and kimmie will own u!!!!!! :220v:
what do you mean? Kimmy cant put together words, let alone poems.
:)

[olbiezer]

kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol

[dmontzsta]

kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol
He is probably still reading, wondering WTF???
:)

[lucky]

Can I get a scoop of Strawberry with that Vanilla post?
Chris you are a nobody
worthless and weak
You have no credibilty
No reason to speak
Your posts are pathetic
You're in a drunken stuper
You make Kimmy happy
while he's deep in your pooper
You'll never rate
when it comes to boat racing
Leave that to the big boys
Go back to Kim tasting
Your yet to show
That butt ugly puss
But after seeing your picture
My what a wuss
So crawl back in your hole
don't mumble a peep
Keep Kimmy happy
as he takes you balls deep
Well , I kinda like the first part , but as alway you fell short in the end :)
merryfockin day after x mas :)

[lucky]

Lou dont count on Lucky
to show his ugly mug
He'll be under his rock
half deep in the jug
He's rather timid
I heard he's a toker
Kimmy loves him the most
cuz he's quite the pole smoker
Donald has owned him
Lucky's not a big fighter
He's proven to be
The ***boat pillowbiter
:yuk: :p

[lucky]

Billy - You can have your thread back now ! lol :rolleyes: :skull: :crossx:

[Kim Hanson]

kim does seem to be strangely silent tonight!!!!! lol
Im not a poem kind of guy, Donald had help I bet.........( . )( . ).........

[BILLY.B]

T'was the night before Christmas and while at the shop,
I observed "Rattle Can Lou" drinking some shots.
Stumbling around and laying some tape,
He's been known to do his best work when he's in this fine shape.
Lines might be crooked, and some are to thin,
That's when I noticed Lou reached for the Gin.
He took a big gulp and fell to his kness,
Praying to God for some new ideas please!!!!.
I heard him squawk "i'm tired of spraying all red white & black",
My fans on these boards are beginning to think i'm a hack.
With that said he spun around and grabbed for the bottle of Jack,
Took another shot and fell flat on his back.
Realizing now he was in way over his head,
He got to his feet and stumbled for bed.
He called for his dog who's name is "Booker",
Patted him on his head and said "God I could sure use a cold beer and a big
breasted hooker".
With "Rattle Can Lou" passed out for the night,
I closed his door and shut off the booth light.
Tomorrow if we're lucky we'll start this all over again,
My "Buddy Lou" and his bottle of Gin.........
Merry Christmas "Rattle Can Lou".....Your the best!!!! :D :D :DThis needs to be a "YEARLY" tradition also. Man does it fit the season and the life of RCL!!!!:D

[BIGCHRIS]

This needs to be a "YEARLY" tradition also. Man does it fit the season and the life of RCL!!!!:D
I agree Billy ,RCL is defiantly a cool DUDE at christmas:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[vdriver4ever]

Billy your right it is timeless...
Hey now that you have RCL out there for the holidays and all, running around half naked in Carlsbad, and hanging out with Mouzer... why don't you keep him!
Just last week in Orlando I had to pull him back into the rental van because he was yelling at some poor kids at the toll both.... Do you know how many fights I have pulled him or joined him in over the years....
With him down there my bar bill will be less, my racing expenses will be cut in half...His employees will love you :)
Get this my mom tells me yesterday that she heard from Linda Lou that I would not leave a restaurant in Orlando when poor RCL wanted to, so he had to walk a long way back to the motel. ILMAO... We ALL walked over to a BAR not a restaurant the first night and he did the "going to the head" line and never returned..... I guess the 1/4 mile back to his room was just about as far as those short little fat legs could take him... Too bad you didn't have your raindeer Lou to help you back....:) :) :)
Your such an idiot..... Billy please keep him...He can go to work for you entertaining the customers so you can get some work done..... :jawdrop:

[Dave Sammons]

OF COURSE the RCL poem is a Christmas Classic! But, Why wait till the holidays to remember our favorite drunken painter, Rattle Can Lou!
Now for a limited time RCL is offering these one of a kind custom pieces of art. Hand made by the old master himself. Each piece is signed and numbered and there is no doubt this timeless treasure will be passed down through your family for generations! A percentage of the proceeds will be given in your name to some of RCL's favorite charities, including...The Boise home for wayward girls, AA(alcoholics ALWAYS), MADDP(mothers against daughters dating painters) and the Idaho chapter of the NAACP. If you act now and order before Martin Luther King Day, Rattle Can will knock another 10% off the purchase price!(he'll just overcharge the next person that rolls up to the shop with a dented fender) So order today....Don't delay!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1517rcl_art.jpg

[BIGCHRIS]

X mas is over,
the new year is about to start.
The picture on Gurus boat that was pretty smart!
Man i sure hope Santa didnt Fart.
Guru"s layin low waiten to make his remarks,
makes me wonder if he didnt plan it from the start.
All in all you guys are pretty cool ,
makes me wonder who"s the biggest fool.
So as i leave you with this note
somebody please give RCL a coat :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes:

[BIGCHRIS]

cool thread:) Merry Christmas