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Ziggy
03-15-2007, 08:08 PM
Why do some turds float and some sink in the toilet?:D :D

JB in so cal
03-15-2007, 08:22 PM
Why do some turds float and some sink in the toilet?:D :D
Don't eat so much poi!!:)

HCS
03-15-2007, 08:31 PM
He eats bran muffins.

BadKachina
03-15-2007, 08:31 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm, I heard Brown sometimes floats and sometimes sinks. That's a funny coincidence........:idea: :jawdrop: :)

soupersonic
03-15-2007, 08:50 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm, I heard Brown sometimes floats and sometimes sinks. That's a funny coincidence........:idea: :jawdrop: :)
Thats just wrong...funny as hell, but wrong :D

Rexone
03-16-2007, 12:05 AM
Why do some turds float and some sink in the toilet?:D :D
Some are gassed up. Give them a little time, they will sink as the gas disapates. Patience man, patience. :)

shueman
03-16-2007, 03:55 AM
http://209.85.12.232/5284/3/emo/worthlesswopics.gif
:redface:
Somebody had to....

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-16-2007, 04:35 AM
LOL, I don't know how I feel about the fact that I know why, but here it is (at least what I have learned). If your turd floats, you are eating too much fat. Fat floats, and what your body doesn't use or store, it gets rid of. So not only are you eating more fat than you need, you are eating more than your body thinks it will need in the future (TOO MUCH). We don't want floaty turds :D

JB in so cal
03-16-2007, 07:33 AM
LOL, I don't know how I feel about the fact that I know why, but here it is (at least what I have learned). If your turd floats, you are eating too much fat. Fat floats, and what your body doesn't use or store, it gets rid of. So not only are you eating more fat than you need, you are eating more than your body thinks it will need in the future (TOO MUCH). We don't want floaty turds :D
Words to live by:)

phebus
03-16-2007, 07:34 AM
Hard drinking, soft shitting. :D

Baja Big Dog
03-16-2007, 08:01 AM
Some are gassed up. Give them a little time, they will sink as the gas disapates. Patience man, patience. :)
OK Rex...I think your full of shiit....Ive been sittin next to crapper for over three hours looking at a floatin masterpiece and guess what....no sinkers, still floatin, whats up with that!!!

Midlife Advantage
03-16-2007, 08:07 AM
I think it all depends on how much BS you're full of!

Kachina26
03-16-2007, 08:08 AM
every thing you wanted to know (http://www.heptune.com/poop.html) Also shows Rex and MMSW to be correct.

BarryMac
03-16-2007, 08:30 AM
Only on Hot Boat, you're a bunch of sick fu(kers... :D :D

Baja Big Dog
03-16-2007, 08:32 AM
every thing you wanted to know (http://www.heptune.com/poop.html) Also shows Rex and MMSW to be correct.
Holy CRAP!!! only on HB's...was half way through my bagel, its now in the trash...
Thanks Kachina...I hve a new favorite website, IM sure it woll be used often...
Rex...IM still waiting for the turd to sink!!!

Ziggy
03-16-2007, 01:54 PM
LMAO...........I knew HB would come though for me...........
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Rexone
03-16-2007, 01:58 PM
Holy CRAP!!! only on HB's...was half way through my bagel, its now in the trash...
Thanks Kachina...I hve a new favorite website, IM sure it woll be used often...
Rex...IM still waiting for the turd to sink!!!
Maybe your's has the fatty content option rather than gaseous. As long as you're watching, how's the smell. If the smell is mild this could be the case as protien laden turds even when containing high gas content will stink to high hell.

Baja Big Dog
03-16-2007, 02:09 PM
Maybe your's has the fatty content option rather than gaseous. As long as you're watching, how's the smell. If the smell is mild this could be the case as protien laden turds even when containing high gas content will stink to high hell.
first off, I'm not fat...I'm big boned.
Second still floatin and has a slight garlic smell, had corned beef and cabbage last night, protein and roughage...should be a good combo.:jawdrop:

topless
03-16-2007, 02:16 PM
I wonder if Tom has one of these.
http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

Ziggy
03-16-2007, 03:02 PM
I wonder if Tom has one of these.
http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100
That's a new twist on the ol' Playdough press. :D:D:D

spectras only
03-16-2007, 03:13 PM
You're all full of hot air , that's why turds float :idea: :D

RiverToysJas
03-16-2007, 03:38 PM
LOL, I don't know how I feel about the fact that I know why, but here it is (at least what I have learned). If your turd floats, you are eating too much fat. Fat floats, and what your body doesn't use or store, it gets rid of. So not only are you eating more fat than you need, you are eating more than your body thinks it will need in the future (TOO MUCH). We don't want floaty turds :D
Well what if it's really really long, and half of it floats and half of it sinks...and your dinner was low fat, but you ate the fatty desert last so it should be ending part that floats, but it's not, it's the begining part.....then what Mrs Wizard? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
RTJas :D <----already has 2 slaps coming, going for a third now! ;)

rrrr
03-16-2007, 05:07 PM
I had to go looking at the links on poop.com........:jawdrop:
"I Gave My Cat an Enema"
http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html
Must be connected to hoolign somehow......http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-16-2007, 06:08 PM
Well what if it's really really long, and half of it floats and half of it sinks...and your dinner was low fat, but you ate the fatty desert last so it should be ending part that floats, but it's not, it's the begining part.....then what Mrs Wizard? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
RTJas :D <----already has 2 slaps coming, going for a third now! ;)
Has that actually happened to you, or are you asking a hypothetical question?
MMSW<<--------can't wait to run into RTJas so I can get my aggressions out :D

Moneypitt
03-16-2007, 06:18 PM
With threads like this there is no doubt that HB has reached an all time LOW. For someone to start it is one thing, but to actually get responses is below the lowest point on the low scale...........Jeeezzzesssss people, GET A LIFE. .........

Ziggy
03-16-2007, 06:40 PM
With threads like this there is no doubt that HB has reached an all time LOW. For someone to start it is one thing, but to actually get responses is below the lowest point on the low scale...........Jeeezzzesssss people, GET A LIFE. .........
:D:D:D:D
Would you rather have antagonistic threads and constant threats upon one another??? Cuz that always makes people friendly.....lighten up. I'd bet some got a laugh let alone an education about the food one consumes, I know I did. Knowledge is power.
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Bombs away ;)

JB in so cal
03-16-2007, 06:42 PM
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Ziggy
03-16-2007, 06:48 PM
Is this what you're talkin' about, Zig??!
ewwwwwwww, That wasn't nec. JB......:yuk:
But.........I'd say that is female because the TP is at the front of the bowl:D
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Poi no ono.

JB in so cal
03-16-2007, 06:50 PM
ewwwwwwww, That wasn't nec. JB......:yuk:
But.........I'd say that is female because the TP is at the front of the bowl:D
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Poi no ono.
You're a friggen CSI, Ziggy!

riverroyal
03-16-2007, 07:33 PM
You're a friggen CSI, Ziggy!
thread is crap

Ziggy
03-16-2007, 07:45 PM
Hey RR.........how ya been?

riverroyal
03-16-2007, 07:46 PM
how about you,sending you a pm also

Ziggy
03-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Busy is good most of the time....
I dread going back to work next week......:)