RitcheyRch
03-20-2007, 07:33 AM
Not sure if this has been posted before or not.
Larry really wanted to have sex with a beautiful girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day Larry got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said, "NO !"
Larry said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast; he won't even be able to get his pants down that fast. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson : Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Larry really wanted to have sex with a beautiful girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day Larry got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said, "NO !"
Larry said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast; he won't even be able to get his pants down that fast. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson : Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.