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Kindsvater Flat
03-21-2007, 10:51 AM
while driving?
They pulled the plug on the girl monday and the boy isn't far behind. The two were driving her boyfriends truck, she was cheating, and forgot to make the turn. Both were ejected. Both were naked. She was 24 with a 9yr old boy.

Biglue
03-21-2007, 10:53 AM
That sucks man. I take it there was an accident around your town???? Is there a link to the story?

ratso
03-21-2007, 10:57 AM
while driving?
They pulled the plug on the girl monday and the boy isn't far behind. The two were driving her boyfriends truck, she was cheating, and forgot to make the turn. Both were ejected. Both were naked. She was 24 with a 9yr old boy.
She has a 9 year old boy...:( or she was "with" a 9 year old boy???:jawdrop:

shockwaveharry
03-21-2007, 11:02 AM
while driving?
They pulled the plug on the girl monday and the boy isn't far behind. The two were driving her boyfriends truck, she was cheating, and forgot to make the turn. Both were ejected. Both were naked. She was 24 with a 9yr old boy.
Don't Bogart the whole story...

dumbandyoung
03-21-2007, 11:54 AM
was she a 9 year old hooker??

ratso
03-21-2007, 12:12 PM
...no link? no nothing? :confused:

djunkie
03-21-2007, 12:15 PM
Does road head count???

Kilrtoy
03-21-2007, 12:28 PM
Does road head count???
So Cole Trickle wasnt kidding when he said you service him on the way to the river

shockwaveharry
03-21-2007, 12:40 PM
while driving?
They pulled the plug on the girl monday and the boy isn't far behind. The two were driving her boyfriends truck, she was cheating, and forgot to make the turn. Both were ejected. Both were naked. She was 24 with a 9yr old boy.
I'm calling it... http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1132bs.gif

djunkie
03-21-2007, 12:41 PM
So Cole Trickle wasnt kidding when he said you service him on the way to the river
That fag wishes. :yuk: :yuk:

Baja Big Dog
03-21-2007, 01:00 PM
while driving?
They pulled the plug on the girl monday and the boy isn't far behind. The two were driving her boyfriends truck, she was cheating, and forgot to make the turn. Both were ejected. Both were naked. She was 24 with a 9yr old boy.
ANYONE...ANYONE...CLASS....I NEED HELP!
Maybe my TV went out in my cave, what the hell are you talking about.
The girl was having sex with a 9 yr old??? WHAT?????
Give us (ME) more details, I hope IM missing something.
The mind...its a terrible thing to put up a crack pipe!!!:jawdrop:

THATJEFFGUY
03-21-2007, 01:58 PM
Well, they shoulda read the directions first http://www.car-sex-positions.com/while-driving.html

Kindsvater Flat
03-21-2007, 02:13 PM
Sorry but here is the BS....
She has a 9yr old son. Was having sex while driving with her sisters boyfriend but in her boyfriends truck.
Living in a small rural community we don't have those big city luxuries of having online newspapers.
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck2.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck3.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck1.jpg

Biglue
03-21-2007, 02:16 PM
Sorry but here is the BS....
She has a 9yr old son. Was having sex while driving with her sisters boyfriend but in her boyfriends truck.
Living in a small rural community we don't have those big city luxuries of having online newspapers.
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck2.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck3.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck1.jpg
Damn, she was very pretty. She was cheating on her husband with the guy she was in the wreck with?

EmpirE231
03-21-2007, 02:37 PM
TO CLARIFY: from the way I understand it.
she has a 9yr old son
she was cheating on her boyfriend
she was banging her sisters boyfriend, in HER boyfriends truck.
sounds like a circle of cheating... talk about KARMA!!! ... your chick...cheating on you banging her sisters boyfriend... in YOUR truck!

Biglue
03-21-2007, 02:40 PM
TO CLARIFY: from the way I understand it.
she has a 9yr old son
she was cheating on her boyfriend
she was banging her sisters boyfriend, in HER boyfriends truck.
sounds like a circle of cheating... talk about KARMA!!! ... your chick...cheating on you banging her sisters boyfriend... in YOUR truck!
In that case I hope she fixed her ole man's truck before she died. Be damned if she gets away with that shit. Somethings have to remain sacred. :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-21-2007, 03:00 PM
So she was having sex while driving? How does a woman do that? Oral sex maybe? I'm just not picturing her sitting while having sex. Man driving, sure.
Child at 15 http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Too bad for the child.

YeLLowBoaT
03-21-2007, 03:09 PM
So she was having sex while driving? How does a woman do that? Oral sex maybe? I'm just not picturing her sitting while having sex. Man driving, sure.
you just lean and slide the seat back... have her sit on your lap and bounce up and down... or if your really care free have her put her legs on your shoulders and bounce...... long story, road trip in college to spring break...

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-21-2007, 03:12 PM
you just lean and slide the seat back... have her sit on your lap and bounce up and down... or if your really care free have her put her legs on your shoulders and bounce...... long story, road trip in college to spring break...
And she was driving? or just steering?

YeLLowBoaT
03-21-2007, 03:15 PM
no I was... we were going down hwy 5. just set the CC. I kept my eyes on the road as much as I could... if she was facing forward she could steer...

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-21-2007, 03:21 PM
no I was... we were going down hwy 5. just set the CC. I kept my eyes on the road as much as I could... if she was facing forward she could steer...
Okay, well according to this thread SHE was driving the truck. That's my question. How does that work? :D

MBlaster
03-21-2007, 03:26 PM
Bitches ain't nothin but ho's and tricks.

Kindsvater Flat
03-21-2007, 03:32 PM
TO CLARIFY: from the way I understand it.
she has a 9yr old son
she was cheating on her boyfriend
she was banging her sisters boyfriend, in HER boyfriends truck.
sounds like a circle of cheating... talk about KARMA!!! ... your chick...cheating on you banging her sisters boyfriend... in YOUR truck!
Ya thats what I meant to say.:D

WYRD
03-21-2007, 03:35 PM
Well, they shoulda read the directions first http://www.car-sex-positions.com/while-driving.html
sorry sad thread but this is freakin funny:D

pixilatedpussy
03-21-2007, 04:31 PM
:D Well, they shoulda read the directions first http://www.car-sex-positions.com/while-driving.html
Done them all..but we were young....now I just give him a nice BJ & reach over on the way home from the river!;)

pixilatedpussy
03-21-2007, 04:33 PM
Sorry but here is the BS....
She has a 9yr old son. Was having sex while driving with her sisters boyfriend but in her boyfriends truck.
Living in a small rural community we don't have those big city luxuries of having online newspapers.
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck2.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck3.jpg
http://www.schoutenranch.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_wreck1.jpg
Yikes....so sad:(

YeLLowBoaT
03-21-2007, 04:36 PM
:D
Done them all..but we were young....now I just give him a nice BJ & reach over on the way home from the river!;)
So you have done this?
http://www.car-sex-positions.com/masturbation/shifter.jpg
and this?
http://www.car-sex-positions.com/masturbation/oncar.jpg
:eek: :D

QuickJet
03-21-2007, 04:48 PM
So the Husband lost his wife and his truck on the same night? That really sucks. Good luck getting a good deal on a truck after your last one gets totaled. Insurance never pays you what you have into them. And what about his insurance policy? I bet he's going to have to sign an exclusion form.
His rates will go up for sure.
Hey, if her sister as hot as she was the husband could walk away from this sittin pretty good.

killerbeez
03-21-2007, 07:03 PM
Instant Karma.:eek:

RitcheyRch
03-22-2007, 04:43 AM
Do you have a sister? :D
:D
Done them all..but we were young....now I just give him a nice BJ & reach over on the way home from the river!;)