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Jbb
03-23-2007, 05:24 PM
Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
responded to
the call. The house was very dark so the
paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver
the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little
while, Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to
cry.
The paramedic then thanked K athleen for
her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about
what she
had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't
have crawled in there
in the first place......smack his ass again!"