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soupersonic
02-03-2006, 02:41 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will be dropped off into Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, football or country music.
4. They hate Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

spectratoad
02-03-2006, 03:46 PM
Git-R-Done!!!! :)

MagicMtnDan
02-03-2006, 04:01 PM
This is where all the redneck pics are (http://www.keithwhite.us/redneck.html)