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Daytona100
03-28-2007, 03:49 PM
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You
have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know
what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.
I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."
--
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River,
to save 100 kids from drowning the headline that afternoon would read:
Dave Blau CAN'T SWIM!!

Daytona100
03-28-2007, 11:23 PM
bump:D

RitcheyRch
03-29-2007, 05:03 AM
Hilarious

Hardly Satisfied
03-29-2007, 11:30 AM
That's funny