dumb girl with a death wish

[ECeptor]

See anything wrong with this picture? Wouldn't happen on my boat...
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg
But she does have a nice a$$...

[BigBlockBaja]

She is probaly annoying....

[Mardonzi]

I figure her breasts are probably caught in between the engine hatch cover and the back of the seat,, she isn't going anywhere....

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

What about the two guys sitting up on the lid in the back? That's almost as bad. Maybe we should all have to put stickers on our boats near the seats that read "Passengers must remain seated IN A SEAT while boat is in motion in case of accidentally fall overboard."
Stupid is as stupid does.

[JustMVG]

Better be careful that boats so fast that one guy has lost his hair.
Guess hes not a member of the Hair Club For Men.

[BigBlockBaja]

Better be careful that boats so fast that one guy has lost his hair.
Guess hes not a member of the Hair Club For Men.
Thats the drivers Father. He cosigned on the boat cuase the driver couldnt get a 2nd morgage..

[LUVNLIFE]

Looks like a couple of pics that will be the cause of the next "Death On The Water" thread in Sandbar. :(

[JustMVG]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1394dcbboat105.jpg
Well, if they can post stuff like this on the DCB website then I guess it must be an approved method of 'heavy haulin'. "Idiots' doesn't quite do them justice!
Rio
My bet is shes lovin the heck outta the vibes from those wackers and can't wait to get on plane!!!, or getting her bush trimmed

[Moneypitt]

Hey that ringing you hear is your insurance agent calling........You're cancelled!!!

[Redwing247]

And both of them are blondes....

[YeLLowBoaT]

Hey that ringing you hear is your insurance agent calling........You're cancelled!!!
LOL

[Chromegorilla]

See anything wrong with this picture? Wouldn't happen on my boat...
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg
But she does have a nice a$$...
The Full Monty is dry racked where I launch n the ICW in Jacksonville Fl. It's a 39' Velocity, I forget what kind of power but it scoots pretty good....

[ECeptor]

The Full Monty is dry racked where I launch n the ICW in Jacksonville Fl. It's a 39' Velocity, I forget what kind of power but it scoots pretty good....
Twin 500HP's (http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/page-7643.html)

[dicudmore]

out here that is a ticket...passengers must remain seated in a seat...not just on the hatch etc.
Heck I got stopped a couple years ago one day on the pontoon boat when my sister in law had her big ass on the up on the hatch :argue:

[Ziggy]

Looks like a couple of pics that will be the cause of the next "Death On The Water" thread in Sandbar. :(
More like a new and improved California Law and subsequent sticker that comes with the registration :rolleyes:

[MagicMtnDan]

If the blonde was to fall off how long do you think before anyone would notice? :D
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg

[SmokinLowriderSS]

The nice thing about a small (19') boat. Lowrider's passengers stay in the seats because we either do some swerving tubing, or her acceleration capability. The ride on most lakes isn't quite good enough to let somebody lay across the hood-sundeck anyhow. At least my jet doesn't double as a 400HP salami-slicer.

[riverroyal]

blame the driver,he is the one that in control,,maybe

[Havasu Hangin']

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1394dcbboat105.jpg
Well, if they can post stuff like this on the DCB website then I guess it must be an approved method of 'heavy haulin'. "Idiots' doesn't quite do them justice!
Rio
Are you guys calling mbrown an "idiot"?
:idea:

[riverroyal]

Are you guys calling mbrown an "idiot"?
:idea:
he is just idling through thompson bay i bet,,,thats not unsafe,the other picture is bad

[phebus]

See anything wrong with this picture? Wouldn't happen on my boat...
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg
But she does have a nice a$$...
I think she has her hands on the sticks. :rollside:

[jbtrailerjim]

out here that is a ticket...passengers must remain seated in a seat...not just on the hatch etc.
Heck I got stopped a couple years ago one day on the pontoon boat when my sister in law had her big ass on the up on the hatch :argue:
I got pulled over years ago motoring through Copper Canyon and my wife was sitting on the engine hatch like those guys in the pic were. I didn't get a ticket but they pulled my ass on board there patrol boat and made me do a sobriety test.

[Jbb]

See anything wrong with this picture? Wouldn't happen on my boat...
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg
But she does have a nice a$$...
That boat is owned by a friend of mine :p ..Ray .....or Rio Ray as he is known...wide open all the time many pics of his boat are at WOT...with his right hand dangling over the side... ...and lots of fun....boat has 500's in it...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860DSCF0004as.JPG

[ECeptor]

Is that Rio Ray driving with the 3 passengers not where they should be? Doesn't sound like the kinda guy I'd go on the water with...prone to bad judgement.

[LAVEYSABRE575]

Those are some really f---ed up comments about mbrown and his wife. He's obviousily idleing somewhere if hes guilty of negligence then i'd guess 90% of us are........

[SixDays]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1394dcbboat105.jpg
Well, if they can post stuff like this on the DCB website then I guess it must be an approved method of 'heavy haulin'. "Idiots' doesn't quite do them justice!
Rio
I can personally attest to the fact that MBrown is one of the safest drivers on the water. Bseides the fact that his boat is/was amazing, he puts the safety of others before anything, and he never pushes the envelope when it is anything but safe to do so. If what Mike and his boat "crew" are doing in his boat, which i will add is at idle, makes him an idiot, then obviously you have never been to the river to see the kind of death defying stupidity that is present everyday on the water. Just my .02...

[Huckleberry]

Is it that she's not wearing a thong??? :D
See anything wrong with this picture? Wouldn't happen on my boat...
http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/files/7643.jpg
But she does have a nice a$$...

[Tinkerer]

I wouldn't ride twice in anyones boat that took his hands off the sticks at WOT

[mbrown2]

Well, if they can post stuff like this on the DCB website then I guess it must be an approved method of 'heavy haulin'. "Idiots' doesn't quite do them justice!
Rio
WTF? I hope you are joking...I am idling in the channel or near Copper Canyon....remember the day vividly....what is the issue with that?
Appreciate the positive comments on my driving habits....I don't take driving boats lightly...

[ECeptor]

Those are some really f---ed up comments about mbrown and his wife. He's obviousily idleing somewhere if hes guilty of negligence then i'd guess 90% of us are........
I've let people sit on my sun pad when idling around the dock. I wouldn't let them sit on my swim step nor would I let them sit on the sunpad when underway.
If the guy is idling, I think he's ok in my book.
The other guy is hauling a$$ and that girl on the back has sh$t for brain riding where she is...and so do the two dudes...and so does the driver for letting them!!!

[mike37]

WTF? I hope you are joking...I am idling in the channel or near Copper Canyon....remember the day vividly....what is the issue with that?
Appreciate the positive comments on my driving habits....I don't take driving boats lightly...
its not safe or legal idle or not

[mbrown2]

its not safe or legal idle or not
On it being Safe, I think is open for debate which I am not going to try and change your mind nor any others; I will take the risk.......on it being legal; maybe not but I have never been ticketed for it so maybe the law in this regard is not applied to the letter on the lakes and rivers I boat on; even that day since it was the poker run 2004 I passed a number of cops in the channel...which none asked me to get her off the hatch.........I respect your view though.

[phebus]

I wish I had a nickel for every boat that cruised through the channel with a trophy girl on the sun pad. And, I wish I had a dime for every one of those that should have gotten off the pad years ago. :rollside:

[mike37]

On it being Safe, I think is open for debate which I am not going to try and change your mind nor any others; I will take the risk.......on it being legal; maybe not but I have never been ticketed for it so maybe the law in this regard is not applied to the letter on the lakes and rivers I boat on; even that day since it was the poker run 2004 I passed a number of cops in the channel...which none asked me to get her off the hatch.........I respect your view though.
maybe boat cop can give us a and official call on the legal part
and I personally don't feel it is a high risk at idle but shit happens fast even at idle and especially in the channel better safe than sorry
just my .02