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hoolign
04-03-2007, 01:25 PM
I find this only works if the woman is plastered on the wine. Other than that it's all about the foreplay and kissy kissy crap! I figure a 30 dollar bottle of wine should get me some "enough of the romance ..off with my pants" :idea:

lucky
04-03-2007, 01:27 PM
you mean - hey ya wanna fock , doesn't work for you Hooli - sry man

hoolign
04-03-2007, 01:31 PM
you mean - hey ya wanna fock , doesn't work for you Hooli - sry man
I been with her for over 20 years, I figure I should have some sort of command start button that drops her drawers and bends her over??? :rolleyes:

lucky
04-03-2007, 01:32 PM
I been with her for over 20 years, I figure I should have some sort of command start button that drops her drawers and bends her over??? :rolleyes:
you guys are just having hall way sex huh
for those that don't know what hall way sex is , it goes something like this - you passe each other in the hall and say Fock you :) :D

OLDRAT
04-03-2007, 01:34 PM
Hoolign,
Perhaps one of these would help....................:D
OR

hoolign
04-03-2007, 01:36 PM
Hoolign,
Perhaps one of these would help....................:D
OR
That right there is the answer! Where do I mount her antenna??
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27936&d=1175636012

OLDRAT
04-03-2007, 01:41 PM
I would plug it in from behind. :jawdrop:

hoolign
04-03-2007, 01:58 PM
I would plug it in from behind. :jawdrop:
I might as well try attaching an antenna to a lawnmower blade...while it's running. It would likely be safer! :D

CBadDad
04-03-2007, 02:00 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
I gotta get me one of those remotes.

djunkie
04-03-2007, 02:00 PM
I find this only works if the woman is plastered on the wine. Other than that it's all about the foreplay and kissy kissy crap! I figure a 30 dollar bottle of wine should get me some "enough of the romance ..off with my pants" :idea:
It only cost me $10 to get it on with your wife last week. :crossx: :crossx:

hoolign
04-03-2007, 02:31 PM
It only cost me $10 to get it on with your wife last week. :crossx: :crossx:
We need the money for the power bill.
By the way she was quite concerend when she got home last night after being up here at work with me for a week and a half , and the dog was walking around with a ten dollar bill in his yap and dragging his ass across the carpet. :idea:

djunkie
04-03-2007, 02:32 PM
We need the money for the power bill.
By the way she was quite concerend when she got home last night after being up here at work with me for a week and a half , and the dog was walking around with a ten dollar bill in his yap and dragging his ass across the carpet. :idea:
Why did she shove the money in the dogs ass? :confused: :confused:
By the way, that doesn't say much for your wife bud. :devil: :devil: :D

hoolign
04-03-2007, 02:48 PM
Why did she shove the money in the dogs ass? :confused: :confused:
By the way, that doesn't say much for your wife bud. :devil: :devil: :D
According to the dog, you violated him!
and my wife is 580 lbs so she wouldnt even notice if you did do her :D

Boatcop
04-03-2007, 03:13 PM
I don't think OLDRAT needs a remote like that.
Doesn't foreplay in Oklahoma consist of the guy saying....
"Get in the truck, Sis."

dumbandyoung
04-03-2007, 03:25 PM
the title of this thread had me LMAO before i opened it

hoolign
04-03-2007, 03:38 PM
the title of this thread had me LMAO before i opened it
It is likely frowned upon by the upper crust of HB though. :D

djunkie
04-03-2007, 03:50 PM
It is likely frowned upon by the upper crust of HB though. :D
I'd say that should have probably lowered you down to "D" Crew status. :D

dumbandyoung
04-03-2007, 03:57 PM
It is likely frowned upon by the upper crust of HB though. :D
lmao

SmokinLowriderSS
04-03-2007, 04:39 PM
I been with her for over 20 years, I figure I should have some sort of command start button that drops her drawers and bends her over??? :rolleyes:
Boith my g/f and my 2nd ex had that button.
I won't share the g/f, but I could send ya the ex, if ya gave me enough reason to REALLY hate you that much. :idea:

hoolign
04-03-2007, 04:42 PM
I'd say that should have probably lowered you down to "D" Crew status. :D
Lowered?? I ws hoping to climb up that far:D