Drinking buddies

[charlyox]

>> >DRINKING BUDDIES
>>>
>>>Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as
>>>aircraft mechanics in Dallas TX . One day the airport was fogged in and
>>>they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish
>>>we had something to drink!"
>>>Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
>>>buzz. You wanna try it?"
>>>So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got
>>>completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how
>>>good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
>>>Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
>>>
>>>Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great.
>>>How about you?"
>>>Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
>>>Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
>>>ought to do this more often."
>>>"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
>>>"What's that?"
>>>"Have you farted yet?"
>>>"No"
>>>"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."