fat rat
04-08-2007, 01:50 PM
>One night, while a husband (H) and wife (W) were lying in bed quietly
>reading, the wife slowly looks over at her husband and asks the
>question....
>
>(W): "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
>(H): "Definitely not!"
>
>(W): "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
>(H): "Of course I do."
>
>(W): "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>(H): "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
>(W): "You would?" --- with a hurt look ---
>
>(H): --- groans ---
>
>(W): "Would you live in our house?"
>
>(H): "Sure, it's a beautiful house."
>
>(W): "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
>(H): "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>(W): "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
>(H): "Probably, it's practically new."
>
>(W): "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
>
>(H): "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
>(W): "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
>(H): "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
>(W): "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
>(H): "Yes, those are always good times."
>
>(W): "Would she use my clubs?
>
>(H): "No, she's left-handed."
>
>(W): --- silence ---
>
>(H): "Sh*t!"
>reading, the wife slowly looks over at her husband and asks the
>question....
>
>(W): "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
>(H): "Definitely not!"
>
>(W): "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
>(H): "Of course I do."
>
>(W): "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>(H): "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
>(W): "You would?" --- with a hurt look ---
>
>(H): --- groans ---
>
>(W): "Would you live in our house?"
>
>(H): "Sure, it's a beautiful house."
>
>(W): "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
>(H): "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>(W): "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
>(H): "Probably, it's practically new."
>
>(W): "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
>
>(H): "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
>(W): "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
>(H): "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
>(W): "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
>(H): "Yes, those are always good times."
>
>(W): "Would she use my clubs?
>
>(H): "No, she's left-handed."
>
>(W): --- silence ---
>
>(H): "Sh*t!"