The Billage Idiot!

[h2oski2fast]

Fag, go away. You are the reason this site is F U C K E D up. You are a tool, obviously you are, if not hooolinegro, a friend of his.......... no boat trash. Go away.
You have nothing to offer to this site............ go away and take hoolinigger with you!

[h2oski2fast]

He must be blowin, hoolifag, cause they both need to go away, since they are the same............ Well maybe not, hoolifag isnt smart enough to do .gifs, doesnt he isnt blowin the fag!
Hey, bilge sucker.... tiill you put your big mouth out in front of everyone: FU(K OFF........ clown

[Jbb]

Hmmmm....early morning irritability......perhaps you would feel better after a nap?
:D

[dragboat]

And some Midol ....or Ex-lax.:D
In The Sandbar with this?:eek: Try your luck in Benchracers.:rolleyes:

[JetBoatRich]

I missed it:rolleyes:

[photo chick]

Who's Billage? confused:

[Jbb]

Who's Billage? confused:
:D

[RitcheyRch]

I always miss the fun around here. :mad:

[photo chick]

I always miss the fun around here. :mad:
Me too and I've been up all night.....Prolly too early to ask Bilgie what's up!!!
RitcheyRch hope you don't mind I copied your Hillary sig....

[RitcheyRch]

I'm sure someone will shed some light on the subject. No problem with copying the Hillary sig. :D
Me too and I've been up all night.....Prolly too early to ask Bilgie what's up!!!
RitcheyRch hope you don't mind I copied your Hillary sig....

[OKIE-JET]

And what drama will this bring out?:D

[TAF]

Who's Billage? confused:
Suppose he doesn't know how to spell Belagio?:idea: What is it lately w/ the negative energy of some individuals on here. I think we should banish them to the Benchracers section. Kimmie, Maxi and Lucky will straighten :jawdrop: out.......what am I thinking? Well atleast they might learn something new to cry about. :sqeyes: :idea:

[BshyBvrGirl]

He must be 4Day4Play's alter ego :eek: :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Just wait until the temp gets over 100 and things will be ok here.:D

[AZJD]

He must be blowin, hoolifag, cause they both need to go away, since they are the same............ Well maybe not, hoolifag isnt smart enough to do .gifs, doesnt he isnt blowin the fag!
Hey, bilge sucker.... tiill you put your big mouth out in front of everyone: FU(K OFF........ clown
I thought you were supposed to be able to read the words even if they were out of order........some sorta word memory thing:confused:

[hoolign]

Fag, go away. You are the reason this site is F U C K E D up. You are a tool, obviously you are, if not hooolinegro, a friend of his.......... no boat trash. Go away.
You have nothing to offer to this site............ go away and take hoolinigger with you!
Hooli nigger. that's got a pretty good ring to it! At least your thinkin about me! :D

[hoolign]

Although I can't make much sense out of your attempts to form a sentence, I am nonetheless flattered!
Especially since I have no idea who the fukk you even are http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1474/dunnoym2.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2528/lmfaoka3.gifhttp://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2528/lmfaoka3.gif
he's the wealthyest guy on ***boat! he'll start postin pics of all his shit shortly! and then start Pm'n ya about all his shit, and rightfully so! he makes 100k a year..yeah you read that right 100k! Simply amazing that Someone with his literary skills, can even get a cheque cashed with that kinda spelling!
I like woood caz the chek for wun hunerd dulerz. I mayk stekkers..wun sum my stekkers?? D:

[Devil's Advocate]

And some Midol ....or Ex-lax.:D
In The Sandbar with this?:eek: Try your luck in Benchracers.:rolleyes:
Maybe some bran flakes.:D
He needs to post a pic. BI can take it from there.:D

[460 jus getn it]

The fock is going on here. Anyone got pics of h2 whatever so bilge can chop the fock out of them.:D

[grads2112]

Hey bilge, does this mean I'm off of the "chopping" block now? Thanks h20ski2fast.

[photo chick]

Just when you think you're off the chopping block...BAM! You've been chopped:D :D :D It's such an awesome feeling to have been "chopped by Bilge" though:D ;)

[wolfie]

he's the wealthyest guy on ***boat! he'll start postin pics of all his shit shortly! and then start Pm'n ya about all his shit, and rightfully so! he makes 100k a year..yeah you read that right 100k! Simply amazing that Someone with his literary skills, can even get a cheque cashed with that kinda spelling!
I like woood caz the chek for wun hunerd dulerz. I mayk stekkers..wun sum my stekkers?? D:
Is that suppose to be a lot????
Damn Hoolie/Bilge. Some low rent faceless fock calling you guys out? Probably lives in a double wide so he can afford to look like he has a little money. See my sig.

[460 jus getn it]

I have a feeling we are going to need this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/157023popcorn.jpg

[76ANTHONY]

I FIND THIS THREAD TO BE ODD. first of all i've never heard someone use anything but laughter or kind words on tbi, next, hooli? wtf dennis dont you have some signs ta make or sumthin? did you not have your morning starbucks, dude wth? you going through some kinda life changing experience and hooli and bilge where the first names you saw...??????:D :D

[Jbb]

Just when you think you're off ....BAM! It's such an awesome feeling.
And you say you've never had one........:idea:
..............A blizzard that is.......?

[wolfie]

I FIND THIS THREAD TO BE ODD. first of all i've never heard someone use anything but laughter or kind words on tbi, next, hooli? wtf dennis dont you have some signs ta make or sumthin? did you not have your morning starbucks, dude wth? you going through some kinda life changing experience and hooli and bilge where the first names you saw...??????:D :D
I think Bilge may have hurt his buddies' feelings.
Where the hell is Jordy when you need him.

[76ANTHONY]

I think Bilge may have hurt his buddies' feelings.
Where the hell is Jordy when you need him.
i call bs, dennis has no buddies:D :D :D

[Baja Big Dog]

Somebody has been listening to too much Imus!!!
This guy needs a hug and maybe a side of train horn!!!:mad:

[SB]

Bilge's posts are never mean, all in good fun.
It is an honor to be lampooned by him.

[Tom Brown]

The always topical H2O Party Starter once said to h2oski2fast, "I hope you fall of your skis going really, really fast."

[Kilrtoy]

I love drama and especially when it does not involve me.

[wolfie]

I love drama and especially when it does not involve me.
Drama?????? On HB???? Damn, that's something new.

[HM]

I love drama and especially when it does not involve me.
Give it time....all drama leads to KToy. :D

[HavasuSelect]

I love lamp.

[HM]

Shit, you're probably used to it,
this is all new to me, can you give me a few pointers? :D
Don't play on the freeway and don't take any wooden nickles. :D

[HM]

I love lamp.
I was in love once.

[TAF]

Somebody has been listening to too much Imus!!!
This guy needs a hug and maybe a side of train horn!!!:mad:
Funniest thing I read this week:D

[76ANTHONY]

Shit, you're probably used to it,
this is all new to me, can you give me a few pointers? :D
i hear all trouble stops when you buy a DCB.... just tryin ta help ya tbi:D :D

[76ANTHONY]

I love lamp.
:D :D :D :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Shit, you're probably used to it,
this is all new to me, can you give me a few pointers? :D
Glad I could help.:D
http://mud.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3221668185
http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2772587009

[wolfie]

The Billage Idiot!
Actually, when you use all those extra letters, it makes my name look kind of important
:D :D :D
"The check's in the mail" kind of a name Bilge.

[hoolign]

I FIND THIS THREAD TO BE ODD. first of all i've never heard someone use anything but laughter or kind words on tbi, next, hooli? wtf dennis dont you have some signs ta make or sumthin? did you not have your morning starbucks, dude wth? you going through some kinda life changing experience and hooli and bilge where the first names you saw...??????:D :D
I'm having a hard time dealing with "Hoolinigger" On one hand, I like the name I have quite a few black friends, and once they kick the ever lovin shit outta me for introducing myself as "hoolinigger" I'm sure they will see the humor in it,or I'll likley get a beating again:D On the otherhand just using that word "nigger" tells me it is in the forefront of his vocabulary( h20- that means you use it alot) So, with that being said, I find it quite insulting to the black people on the board as well as it's use in general.
Now if h20dribblebib were to get direct with me, I could see the humor in it! he means nothing to me personally and is more than welcome to start another rant! Oh and my family is German, so use that ..not the "nigger" comment!

[TAF]

Is that suppose to be a lot????
Damn Hoolie/Bilge. Some low rent faceless fock calling you guys out? Probably lives in a double wide so he can afford to look like he has a little money. See my sig.
I've been doing it all wrong.:confused: Anybody wanna give me a loan fer 100K to buy my new boat?:idea: My 24' pontoon is up fer sale $5,000. :D

[HM]

I'm having a hard time dealing with "Hoolinigger" On one hand, I like the name I have quite a few black friends, and once they kick the ever lovin shit outta me for introducing myself as "hoolinigger" I'm sure they will see the humor in it,or I'll likley get a beating again:D On the otherhand just using that word "nigger" tells me it is in the forefront of his vocabulary( h20- that means you use it alot) So, with that being said, I find it quite insulting to the black people on the board as well as it's use in general.
Now if h20dribblebib were to get direct with me, I could see the humor in it! he means nothing to me personally and is more than welcome to start another rant! Oh and my family is German, so use that ..not the "nigger" comment!
You f'n nazi.

[TAF]

"The check's in the mail" .
Are ya buying the boat or giv'n me the loan? :D
Just joking:D

[hoolign]

You f'n nazi.
Ex Nazi! I took a course called "your inner Nazi" and found a kinder more gentle approach to the Arian lifestyle !

[76ANTHONY]

I'm having a hard time dealing with "Hoolinigger" On one hand, I like the name I have quite a few black friends, and once they kick the ever lovin shit outta me for introducing myself as "hoolinigger" I'm sure they will see the humor in it,or I'll likley get a beating again:D On the otherhand just using that word "nigger" tells me it is in the forefront of his vocabulary( h20- that means you use it alot) So, with that being said, I find it quite insulting to the black people on the board as well as it's use in general.
Now if h20dribblebib were to get direct with me, I could see the humor in it! he means nothing to me personally and is more than welcome to start another rant! Oh and my family is German, so use that ..not the "nigger" comment!
i think he musta put on his tighty whiteys this morning and was feeling a little more honky than usual. i like the fact that he aint been back since he started this thread, kinda funny,. maybe he did it for a rise in his tighy whiteys:D :D
oh and sig hiel, or whatever:D :D

[photo chick]

I've been doing it all wrong.:confused: Anybody wanna give me a loan fer 100K to buy my new boat?:idea: My 24' pontoon is up fer sale $5,000. :D
You got more than that in the bank.....why don't you give me a loan:D

[HM]

Ex Nazi! I took a course called "your inner Nazi" and found a kinder more gentle approach to the Arian lifestyle !
That is an interesting way to say that you decided to move to canada so you could become a fudge packer.

[HM]

Then your hand left?
Don't be f'n up the Anchor Man quotes!!! Not even a herd of dancing leprachauns can defend against the wrath of dis'ing Anchor Man!!!!

[Kilrtoy]

Shit, you're probably used to it,
this is all new to me, can you give me a few pointers? :D
Ok here goes,
Topless bites about as hard as a goldfish
Holy Moly really is a man of the (loin)cloth
Jordy Really is a nice guy
Dilligaf evolved from a shockwave and was born as a harley
Highroller and I actually talk on the phone
and the biggest shocker of them all
RD really does suck
Hope this helps

[AZJD]

The fock is going on here. Anyone got pics of h2 whatever so bilge can chop the fock out of them.:D
I happen to know where some can be found!!!!!:D :D :D

[460 jus getn it]

I happen to know where some can be found!!!!!:D :D :D
Little less talking and more of getting those pics so BILGE can light this guy on fire.

[AZJD]

Little less talking and more of getting those pics so BILGE can light this guy on fire.
It's gonna take a few hours..................:( I have to wait til this afternoon.

[hoolign]

That is an interesting way to say that you decided to move to canada so you could become a fudge packer.
Well, if you werent runnin around lettin everyone ram in in ya, you may have stayed tight enough, and I wouldn't have had to look elsewhere.

[hoolign]

And just where might you and your "inner nazi" be at ?
North west of GP by 4 hours on a Sour critical. Freakin 90% :rolleyes:

[460 jus getn it]

It's gonna take a few hours..................:( I have to wait til this afternoon.
You truly are good for nothing:D :D :D :D

[AZJD]

You truly are good for nothing:D :D :D :D
Can't beat the feeling of exceeding everyones low expectations though!:D

[460 jus getn it]

Can't beat the feeling of exceeding everyones low expectations though!:D
Outstanding, keep up the good work

[Boozer]

Okay everyone. Let me shed some light on this topic and maybe you will be a little more sympathetic to Denise's situation.
Sometime back H20 started sending me PM's. Apparently he had gotten a hold of some of my pictures. The PM's started out as friendly asking basic questions and so on so so forth. After a few friendly PM's the line of questioning changed and got a little creepy. All the sudden instead of asking where I boat I was asked what am I wearing? what turns me on? How do I like IT, and then asked if I would be willing to give a long distance relationship a shot. I simply explained to Dennis that I wasn't into guys and he got very upset. His last comment to me was "I will do whatever it takes to have you, I promise."
Last night Dennis sent me a PM and Dennis told me that he was changing his sex from male to female so he could finally be with me. He said he now goes by Denise and hoped that I would enjoy his/her new look. He/she also told me our first encounter would have to wait a little while because he/she is still trying to get the hormone levels adjusted properly because right now they are causing her to go off on violent rages. I explained to Denise that I am still not interested and I only like women who were women from birth. Unfortunately Dennis didn't know that when he got his balls chopped off so she's a little pissed off right now.
Apparently Dennis now Denise has decided to take his anger out on Hooli and Bildge. I'm really sorry that you guys got targeted due to his anger that is stemming from his obsession with me. I can't help but feel partly responsible for this. I'm really sorry guys.
Maybe we can hook Denise up with 4day4play?
Here's a picture of the new Denise.
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28450&d=1176309449

[AZJD]

Okay everyone. Let me shed some light on this topic and maybe you will be a little more sympathetic to Denise's situation.
Sometime back H20 started sending me PM's. Apparently he had gotten a hold of some of my pictures. The PM's started out as friendly asking basic questions and so on so so forth. After a few friendly PM's the line of questioning changed and got a little creepy. All the sudden instead of asking where I boat I was asked what am I wearing? what turns me on? How do I like IT, and then asked if I would be willing to give a long distance relationship a shot. I simply explained to Dennis that I wasn't into guys and he got very upset. His last comment to me was "I will do whatever it takes to have you, I promise."
Last night Dennis sent me a PM and Dennis told me that he was changing his sex from male to female so he could finally be with me. He said he now goes by Denise and hoped that I would enjoy his/her new look. He/she also told me our first encounter would have to wait a little while because he/she is still trying to get the hormone levels adjusted properly because right now they are causing her to go off on violent rages. I explained to Denise that I am still not interested and I only like women who were women from birth. Unfortunately Dennis didn't know that when he got his balls chopped off so she's a little pissed off right now.
Apparently Dennis now Denise has decided to take his anger out on Hooli and Bildge. I'm really sorry that you guys got targeted due to his anger that is stemming from his obsession with me. I can't help but feel partly responsible for this. I'm really sorry guys.
Maybe we can hook Denise up with 4day4play?
Here's a picture of the new Denise.
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28450&d=1176309449
DAMN!!!!!!:jawdrop: :eek: :sqeyes: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[460 jus getn it]

Okay everyone. Let me shed some light on this topic and maybe you will be a little more sympathetic to Denise's situation.
Sometime back H20 started sending me PM's. Apparently he had gotten a hold of some of my pictures. The PM's started out as friendly asking basic questions and so on so so forth. After a few friendly PM's the line of questioning changed and got a little creepy. All the sudden instead of asking where I boat I was asked what am I wearing? what turns me on? How do I like IT, and then asked if I would be willing to give a long distance relationship a shot. I simply explained to Dennis that I wasn't into guys and he got very upset. His last comment to me was "I will do whatever it takes to have you, I promise."
Last night Dennis sent me a PM and Dennis told me that he was changing his sex from male to female so he could finally be with me. He said he now goes by Denise and hoped that I would enjoy his/her new look. He/she also told me our first encounter would have to wait a little while because he/she is still trying to get the hormone levels adjusted properly because right now they are causing her to go off on violent rages. I explained to Denise that I am still not interested and I only like women who were women from birth. Unfortunately Dennis didn't know that when he got his balls chopped off so she's a little pissed off right now.
Apparently Dennis now Denise has decided to take his anger out on Hooli and Bildge. I'm really sorry that you guys got targeted due to his anger that is stemming from his obsession with me. I can't help but feel partly responsible for this. I'm really sorry guys.
Maybe we can hook Denise up with 4day4play?
Here's a picture of the new Denise.
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28450&d=1176309449
Blah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[AZJD]

Good talk Rusty!
LMAO! He said good talk Rusty..............

[BoatFloating]

All you have to do is look at the time of the posting and you'll see were the problem began. Drunk posting is always an adventure.....

[HM]

All you have to do is look at the time of the posting and you'll see were the problem began. Drunk posting is always an adventure.....
Been there....done that?

[boatsnblondes]

I just sat down with my coffee, and FELL into this thread..the FOCK are you guys doing?? And who the fock is the dude in the dress?? Bilge, you think I been jumping the shark long enough, maybe now THIS guy can do it?? Boozer, that pic is gonna get Hooli hot....:eek: :D

[RiverDave]

I just sat down with my coffee, and FELL into this thread..the FOCK are you guys doing?? And who the fock is the dude in the dress?? Bilge, you think I been jumping the shark long enough, maybe now THIS guy can do it?? Boozer, that pic is gonna get Hooli hot....:eek: :D
I always kind of assumed that deal in his signiature was in reference to you and the train thing?
RD

[grads2112]

Bilge's posts are never mean, all in good fun.
It is an honor to be lampooned by him.
Whatever.

[CARLSON-JET]

It's Obvious H2O is WOOF that is 404, I guess he must be getting tired of the IRRITAINMENT around here. With his BLAMESTORMING of Bilgie and Hooli he is acting like a typical SEAGULL MANAGER. I don't think there was an OHNOSECOND as his next post is a sure sign. While all of this is entertaining to the average Mouse potatos in their Cube Farms I'm sure threads like this create a prairie dogging effect in the office. Everyone should be getting back to the Assmosis so the American dream of living in Generica are not reduced to a bunch of Sitcom's.

[dragboat]

Here's a picture of the new Denise.
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28450&d=1176309449
That looks like.......?....... does Brown have a sister? :D

[DILLIGAF]

Ok here goes,
Dilligaf evolved from a shockwave and was born as a harley
I think you nailed this one pretty good :)

[Nord]

:jawdrop:

[boatsnblondes]

That looks like.......?....... does Brown have a sister? :D
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[AZJD]

That makes you VERY honorable! :D
Hey Bilge I tried my friend! Apparently pic a little too small?

[Baja Big Dog]

It's Obvious H2O is WOOF that is 404, I guess he must be getting tired of the IRRITAINMENT around here. With his BLAMESTORMING of Bilgie and Hooli he is acting like a typical SEAGULL MANAGER. I don't think there was an OHNOSECOND as his next post is a sure sign. While all of this is entertaining to the average Mouse potatos in their Cube Farms I'm sure threads like this create a prairie dogging effect in the office. Everyone should be getting back to the Assmosis so the American dream of living in Generica are not reduced to a bunch of Sitcom's.
Holy shit man...you Illanoise guys talk funny!!!!:jawdrop:

[Baja Big Dog]

Okay everyone. Let me shed some light on this topic and maybe you will be a little more sympathetic to Denise's situation.
Sometime back H20 started sending me PM's. Apparently he had gotten a hold of some of my pictures. The PM's started out as friendly asking basic questions and so on so so forth. After a few friendly PM's the line of questioning changed and got a little creepy. All the sudden instead of asking where I boat I was asked what am I wearing? what turns me on? How do I like IT, and then asked if I would be willing to give a long distance relationship a shot. I simply explained to Dennis that I wasn't into guys and he got very upset. His last comment to me was "I will do whatever it takes to have you, I promise."
Last night Dennis sent me a PM and Dennis told me that he was changing his sex from male to female so he could finally be with me. He said he now goes by Denise and hoped that I would enjoy his/her new look. He/she also told me our first encounter would have to wait a little while because he/she is still trying to get the hormone levels adjusted properly because right now they are causing her to go off on violent rages. I explained to Denise that I am still not interested and I only like women who were women from birth. Unfortunately Dennis didn't know that when he got his balls chopped off so she's a little pissed off right now.
Apparently Dennis now Denise has decided to take his anger out on Hooli and Bildge. I'm really sorry that you guys got targeted due to his anger that is stemming from his obsession with me. I can't help but feel partly responsible for this. I'm really sorry guys.
Maybe we can hook Denise up with 4day4play?
Here's a picture of the new Denise.
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28450&d=1176309449
Id tap that shit in a heartbeat!!!!:devil:

[HM]

Id tap that shit in a heartbeat!!!!:devil:
litteraly :D

[boatsnblondes]

Id tap that shit in a heartbeat!!!!:devil:
Yeah, but would ya even give him a reacharound?? I bet you wouldn't...:D

[ratso]

litteraly :D
physically

[dragboat]

I wouldn't waste my time choppin this Later wannabe fuktard anyway (and I waste a lotta time) :D :D :D
"I wouldn't waste my time...." :eek: (and I waste a lotta time)
Thats hysterical Bilge ! :D :D Can I use that at work tomorrow?:idea:

[boatsnblondes]

Nope, Dirty Sanchez :D
Fockin' nasty fock....."sniff, whats dat smell???":eek: :D :jawdrop:
Holy nasty mustaches Batman!!!! HE has a Sanchez!!!!!

[LAND_LOVER69]

Thanks for the new siggy!!!!
:D

[boatsnblondes]

Rusty Trombone?
Caeser Salad????

[topless]

You guys crack me up.............except for a few.

[lucky]

Suppose he doesn't know how to spell Belagio?:idea: What is it lately w/ the negative energy of some individuals on here. I think we should banish them to the Benchracers section. Kimmie, Maxi and Lucky will straighten :jawdrop: out.......what am I thinking? Well atleast they might learn something new to cry about. :sqeyes: :idea:
ohhh - if he enters benchracers - they will get straighend out lol

[hoolign]

Fag, go away. You are the reason this site is F U C K E D up. You are a tool, obviously you are, if not hooolinegro, a friend of his.......... no boat trash. Go away.
You have nothing to offer to this site............ go away and take hoolinigger with you!
Shit..I think I bumped it :mad:

[wolfie]

Shit..I think I bumped it :mad:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Funny how he had 1981 post the disappeared after he posted these two ridiculous remarks..

[wolfie]

Oh great, just keep reminding everybody what a tool I am.
:D :D :D :D
:hammer2:

[RiverDave]

Oh jesus guys like you've never done anything stupid when you were drunk?
Dennis is a good guy, he was just whacked out of his gord one night and happened to stumble upon his computer.
I honestly wouldn't take any of this personally.
He's not one of those guys that drinks and passes out. He drinks, and keeps on drinking until it's just the bottle talking.
Incidentally Hooligan, I think the avatar might be taking it a bit far don't ya think?
RD

[wolfie]

Oh great, just keep reminding everybody what a tool I am.
:D :D :D :D
Speaking of tools, did you ever use any and get that boat going yet?????

[racecar.hotshoe]

Oh great, just keep reminding everybody what a tool I am.
:D :D :D :D
http://www.musictoday.com/images/contest/gear/tool_big.jpg

[djunkie]

Oh jesus guys like you've never done anything stupid when you were drunk?
Dennis is a good guy, he was just whacked out of his gord one night and happened to stumble upon his computer.
I honestly wouldn't take any of this personally.
He's not one of those guys that drinks and passes out. He drinks, and keeps on drinking until it's just the bottle talking.
Incidentally Hooligan, I think the avatar might be taking it a bit far don't ya think?
RD
I don't know Dave. I may have to diagree with ya on this one. I've met Dennis and he did seem to be pretty cool, but go back and read the first post. Hes getting the payback he deserves I think. Maybe he should learn to handle his alcohol better. :idea: :idea:

[RiverDave]

I don't know Dave. I may have to diagree with ya on this one. I've met Dennis and he did seem to be pretty cool, but go back and read the first post. Hes getting the payback he deserves I think. Maybe he should learn to handle his alcohol better. :idea: :idea:
There's no doubt some shit talking should be done..
I just question the Avatar becuase it's kinda mocking his business?
I just don't try to fock with peoples livelihoods.
RD

[djunkie]

There's no doubt some shit talking should be done..
I just question the Avatar becuase it's kinda mocking his business?
I just don't try to fock with peoples livelihoods.
RD
Thats understandable.

[Jordy]

He could always come on here, MAN UP ( ;) ) and apologize and I'm sure it would go away. :)
Might even work in other instances with other people who have done stupid things on here. :D

[hoolign]

There's no doubt some shit talking should be done..
I just question the Avatar becuase it's kinda mocking his business?
I just don't try to fock with peoples livelihoods.
RD
It's mocking his shit for brains! :D

[Rexone]

Boatnblondes. Please remove my photo from your avatar immediately. You have no permission to use my personal infomation on the internet. :mad:
;)

[racecar.hotshoe]

Boatnblondes. Please remove my photo from your avatar immediately. You have no permission to use my personal infomation on the internet. :mad:
;)
I knew I've seen that somewhere before....:D

[BoatFloating]

Oh jesus guys like you've never done anything stupid when you were drunk?
Dennis is a good guy, he was just whacked out of his gord one night and happened to stumble upon his computer.
I honestly wouldn't take any of this personally.
He's not one of those guys that drinks and passes out. He drinks, and keeps on drinking until it's just the bottle talking.
Incidentally Hooligan, I think the avatar might be taking it a bit far don't ya think?
RD
Come on Dave you know this business better than anyone. Drunk or not I think his comments are out of line with the N word thrown in period. The avatar is a non issue as it doesn't reference his business.:D
There's no doubt some shit talking should be done..
I just question the Avatar becuase it's kinda mocking his business?
I just don't try to fock with peoples livelihoods.
RD
Come on RD Sux has helped your business right.... Lighten up Francis :D And look the Parker All stars are bigger than ever.... Look at D Row we are just a shell of our former shelves

[boatsnblondes]

Boatnblondes. Please remove my photo from your avatar immediately. You have no permission to use my personal infomation on the internet. :mad:
;)
Actually, I was told it was Brown.....;)

[boatsnblondes]

Actually, I was thinkin' if I told Haviskank that it was really a pic of me, I might get a break off her 5 doller fee.....:eek:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I've been gonna tell racecar.hotshoe the same thing :D
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/people/124179.jpg

[boatsnblondes]

How long till you think Hef approaches her for a spread of Girls of Washington???
And Haley too for that matter...?? How long before we see a spread of girls of American Idol...????

[RiverDave]

Come on Dave you know this business better than anyone. Drunk or not I think his comments are out of line with the N word thrown in period. The avatar is a non issue as it doesn't reference his business.:D
Come on RD Sux has helped your business right.... Lighten up Francis :D And look the Parker All stars are bigger than ever.... Look at D Row we are just a shell of our former shelves
So it's over the line becuase he used the word nigger? Why do we put that word up on such a pedestal?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/30361152834134-cracker.jpg
RD

[Tequila-John]

I like flapjacks
http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Shyamali_Malakar/Shyamali_Malakar%20(33).gif
DAMN those are nice TA TA's

[RiverDave]

He could always come on here, MAN UP ( ;) ) and apologize and I'm sure it would go away. :)
Might even work in other instances with other people who have done stupid things on here. :D
Pretty sure he's been outta town since that night. I know he's out in Parker right now, it will be interesting to see what he does when he gets back. I agree the right move is an apollogy for being a drunk ass and moving on, but Dennis is a pridefull SOB, and I think I've only ever heard him say he was sorry once since I known him.. So who knows?
I'm out for the river.. Catch you guys on the flipside.
RD

[squirt'nmyload]

Why do we put that word up on such a pedestal?
RD
pussy???? :D :D :D

[RiverDave]

Funny, he has been on myspace all week http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Stalker? ;) :D
Someone told me he was out at the river... I dunno? I haven't talked to him for a week or two.
RD

[BoatFloating]

So it's over the line becuase he used the word nigger? Why do we put that word up on such a pedestal?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/30361152834134-cracker.jpg
RD
Come on Dave you know me.... It's the context of the word and you know it don't play dumb now... When we're joking call me mexican, strawberry picker etc...... it's all good and It's funny. Calling me out and using those names is BS and you know it. I know he's your boy and all but call a spade a spade..... The other issue is does he know any of these guys? If he doesn't I think he also crossed the line. No pedstal just respect my brother from another mother honky...:D

[CornWater]

Come on Dave you know me.... It's the context of the word and you know it don't play dumb now... When we're joking call me mexican, strawberry picker etc...... it's all good and It's funny. Calling me out and using those names is BS and you know it. I know he's your boy and all but call a spade a spade..... The other issue is does he know any of these guys? If he doesn't I think he also crossed the line. No pedstal just respect my brother from another mother honky...:D
Blow me....
:eek:

[BoatFloating]

Blow me....
:eek:
What ever Big Ben pale biatch!!!!!:D

[Jordy]

know he's your boy and all but call a spade a spade.....
Hey now you strawberry picking pizza boy, weren't you just complaining about the N word and now you're thowing spade around??? :D :D :D

[RiverDave]

Come on Dave you know me.... It's the context of the word and you know it don't play dumb now... When we're joking call me mexican, strawberry picker etc...... it's all good and It's funny. Calling me out and using those names is BS and you know it. I know he's your boy and all but call a spade a spade..... The other issue is does he know any of these guys? If he doesn't I think he also crossed the line. No pedstal just respect my brother from another mother honky...:D
That count even if their canatards? Becuase I'm not sure on the ruling on that one.. If their canatards I think it's pretty much open season to call em whatever you want? :D
RD

[RiverDave]

I'm not a Canatard, I'm a red blooded, fun lovin, all American boy
Hooli is a canatard, and I'm pretty sure H20 only called him the big "N" ;)
Just wondering if there was a loop hole there becuase he's a canuck n shit.. LOL They don't have the same rights as normal people. ;) :D
RD

[hoolign]

Just gettin some more exposure for the avi :D

[hoolign]

Hooli is a canatard, and I'm pretty sure H20 only called him the big "N" ;)
Just wondering if there was a loop hole there becuase he's a canuck n shit.. LOL They don't have the same rights as normal people. ;) :D
RD
Technically, I'm 50% Amercian..dual citizenship.. since I was born :D

[Boatcop]

Technically, I'm 50% Amercian..dual citizenship.. since I was born :D
Don't you mean "hatched"?
Fockin' Canatards.
Eh.
:D

[hoolign]

don't mention chickens.....Hooli will run away
fukkin chickens! :mad:

[hoolign]

or sheep, eh :D
fixed it for ya!

[hoolign]

You're a Saint Hooli
Just one man trying to make a difference!
:D

[BoatFloating]

Don't you mean "hatched"?
Fockin' Canatards.
Eh.
:D
Eh!!! I love it.... Alan you have to much of a sense of humor to be a cop... Reason I say that is the last cop I ran into said get out and walk the white line. I said "I don't work without a net" He said "you know you were doing 85 in a 55?" I said "yah but I would have been doing 100 if you hadn't stopped me".....

[wolfie]

Eh!!! I love it.... Alan you have to much of a sense of humor to be a cop... Reason I say that is the last cop I ran into said get out and walk the white line. I said "I don't work without a net" He said "you know you were doing 85 in a 55?" I said "yah but I would have been doing 100 if you hadn't stopped me".....
And that's when the cuffs came out!!!!!!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Cavity search :eek:
Search over I found one!
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/billy-bob-teeth/original-cavity.jpg

[Havasu1986]

Hey Bildge..I guess boatsandblondes is off the hook now. You got something else in mind for your sig.:D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Damn, is that Cledus?
Heck no thats the Mrs.........:D

[Boatcop]

Eh!!! I love it.... Alan you have to much of a sense of humor to be a cop... Reason I say that is the last cop I ran into said get out and walk the white line. I said "I don't work without a net" He said "you know you were doing 85 in a 55?" I said "yah but I would have been doing 100 if you hadn't stopped me".....
And that's when the cuffs came out!!!!!!!
Nah. The way I look at it, if the perp has a sense of humor I can have one too. And you know what really cracks me up? :D :D
Watching someone flop around on the receiving end of a set of TASER probes. :220v:
So go ahead, Punk. Make me Laugh. http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif

[lewiville]

Nah. The way I look at it, if the perp has a sense of humor I can have one too. And you know what really cracks me up? :D :D
Watching someone flop around on the receiving end of a set of TASER probes. :220v:
So go ahead, Punk. Make me Laugh. http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif
Alan,
my finance's company manufactures the wire that comes out of the gun. She was at Taser a couple of months ago with her warehouse manager and he wanted to get Tasered. When they showed up for there meeting, they said " ya ready to get Tasered"? Instead of taking him to a padded room or getting security or having a first aid kit ready, they whipped it out and shot him right there on the spot.

[Rexone]

Nah. The way I look at it, if the perp has a sense of humor I can have one too. And you know what really cracks me up? :D :D
Watching someone flop around on the receiving end of a set of TASER probes. :220v:
So go ahead, Punk. Make me Laugh. http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/smilies/hysterical.gif
Damn Alan I hope you never pull me over. I got enough A-fib problems without you helpin. :eek:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Alan,
my finance's company manufactures the wire that comes out of the gun. She was at Taser a couple of months ago with her warehouse manager and he wanted to get Tasered. When they showed up for there meeting, they said " ya ready to get Tasered"? Instead of taking him to a padded room or getting security or having a first aid kit ready, they whipped it out and shot him right there on the spot.
Way to ride the lightning! WOOOHOOOO!!! :D
Bet he don't want to do that again any time soon. :idea:

[boatnaked]

:) :) :) Bump!!! :) :) :)
keep up the good work BI!! :D

[boatsnblondes]

Hey Bildge..I guess boatsandblondes is off the hook now. You got something else in mind for your sig.:D
That I should be so lucky...I been jumpin that shark for a couple a fockin weeks now....:2purples:

[boatsnblondes]

I took it down until I saw your new sig line :D :D :D :D
Don't fock with a tool :D
You are what you __________ ( Fill in the Blank).....:D

[boatsnblondes]

You reap what you _______ :D
Mine's better:D

[76ANTHONY]

save the ________:D
see i can do it to:D :D

[boatsnblondes]

A penny saved is ___________ :D :D :D
A waste of time.

[hoolign]

A bird in hand .____________is a dead freakin bird once you wring his scrawny assed neck:D

[Jetaholic]

A penny saved is ___________ :D :D :D
...a penny closer to a beer! :D

[76ANTHONY]

TBI sux:D :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

:eek: :D :D :D Oh Fock, here we go! :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

Now RD will get me for copyright infringement :eek:
ok so TBI SUXS:D :D

[76ANTHONY]

Actually you're the one using it, so he'll prolly come after you!!
nahhhhh, he dont mess with the little people on these boards:D :D

[hoolign]

Hmm no kuntfarts in here yet?? :D

[EAZYKILLER2006]

:D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/phlint/My%20Pics/Myspace%20posting/anim199.gif
hi whats up and what did i miss?

[hoolign]

Wait a minute, wasn't I the one who was supposed to leave the board? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif http://theinsideline.org/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif
:D :D :D :D
Well I was supposed to leave last year, apparently we don't listen to the utterings of peasents :D

[hoolign]

peasants = dipshits? :D
just say no! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

just say no! :D
Damn!! I leave for a while and you get in trouble.. wtf is wrong with you.:D
and what did you do. please explain this fuked up thread. besides drinkin.:rolleyes: :D

[djunkie]

besides drinkin.:rolleyes: :D
That may explain a lot more than you think missy. :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That may explain a lot more than you think missy. :D :D
LOL!! but not enough. :D

[boatsnblondes]

Be careful what you wish for, ya may wish ya hadn't...:D

[hoolign]

That may explain a lot more than you think missy. :D :D
hence your presence :D

[hoolign]

Damn!! I leave for a while and you get in trouble.. wtf is wrong with you.:D
and what did you do. please explain this fuked up thread. besides drinkin.:rolleyes: :D
with out getting into to much detail..h20runshismouth has a problem with me and can't get me outta his head! Now that Bilgey is on scene h2osuckedabunch doesnt like the fact that Bilge is funny- -hence this thread and my reference in it.
now show me your tits! :D

[76ANTHONY]

the more i read this thread the more i laugh, i pick up somethin new everytime:D :D :D

[hoolign]

the more i read this thread the more i laugh, i pick up somethin new everytime:D :D :D
That's pretty good at your age! As they say your never to old to learn:D

[OGShocker]

That's pretty good at your age! As they say your never to old to learn:D
Even H2Ohesanass learned not to mess with Hoolign and his minions

[Jordy]

Even H2Ohesanass learned not to mess with Hoolign and his minions
Shouldn't Hooli be a "real" man and move on??? :notam:

[hoolign]

Shouldn't Hooli be a "real" man and move on??? :notam:
I'm canadian..best i could ever do is 82%:idea:

[OGShocker]

Shouldn't Hooli be a "real" man and move on??? :notam:
No, I actually think Jeff (Hoolign) is more funny than pathetic. 82% to 18%
Sorry, Jordy.

[Jordy]

No, I actually think Jeff (Hoolign) is more funny than pathetic. 82% to 18%
Sorry, Jordy.
I suppose it all depends on whos' nuts your swinging off of at the time. Gotta respect your loyalty though. ;)
I'm seem to recall that better than 82% of the board seemed to think that posting personal shit on the boards was pretty pathetic too... ;)

[hoolign]

Shouldn't Hooli be a "real" man and move on??? :notam:
If i was upset about it maybe..I just think it's funny! If that bothes you jordy move on:D

[Jordy]

If i was upset about it maybe..I just think it's funny! If that bothes you jordy move on:D
Nah, I think it's funny too Hooli. What's even funnier is the double standard on who needs to move on. That's fockin' hilarious, especially considering the source. :D :D :D

[460 jus getn it]

I suppose it all depends on whos' nuts your swinging off of at the time. Gotta respect your loyalty though. ;)
I'm seem to recall that better than 82% of the board seemed to think that posting personal shit on the boards was pretty pathetic too... ;)I thought it was 95%, but what do i know.

[boatsnblondes]

I suppose it all depends on whos' nuts your swinging off of at the time. Gotta respect your loyalty though. ;)
I'm seem to recall that better than 82% of the board seemed to think that posting personal shit on the boards was pretty pathetic too... ;)
Seems to me that if thats what OG did, he oughta take a good look at his sig line....in his case it was TOO easy, huh???:idea:

[Jordy]

Seems to me that if thats what OG did, he oughta take a good look at his sig line....in his case it was TOO easy, huh???:idea:
Nah, OG had nothing to do with it. It was all his buddy Spammit. Honestly, I don't really understand OG's involvement in it, as I never had an issue with him, and honestly would be the first to hand him a beer at the river. Like I said, I suppose it's all about loyalty to your buddies. Granted if anyone I know pulled such a phucktard move, I'd be the first pushing for them to "man up" and apologize publicly. But that's just me. ;)
But there was some involvement in this neat little board:
http://bashingthreaded.smfforfree.com/index.php
I actually crack up at this. I have t-shirts and stickers printed, they start some internet board to bash me. Classic!!! :D :D :D

[460 jus getn it]

Nah, OG had nothing to do with it. It was all his buddy Spammit. Honestly, I don't really understand OG's involvement in it, as I never had an issue with him, and honestly would be the first to hand him a beer at the river. Like I said, I suppose it's all about loyalty to your buddies. Granted if anyone I know pulled such a phucktard move, I'd be the first pushing for them to "man up" and apologize publicly. But that's just me. ;)
Sk is too chicken shit to speak up, so he gets his puppet to do it for him.

[OGShocker]

Sk is too chicken shit to speak up, so he gets his puppet to do it for him.
Puppet?
That right there is funny.
Have a nice day.

[djunkie]

Sk is too chicken shit to speak up, so he gets his puppet to do it for him.
Hello pot!!!!! Did Old buck tell you to say that? LOL!!!!!! J/K :D :D

[djunkie]

Wtf?
Move along now. Doesn't involve you anymore. :D :D

[OGShocker]

Wtf?
Thread jackers, go figure... :D

[djunkie]

Thread jackers, go figure... :D
The nerve of some people. :D :D

[Jordy]

Wtf?
Perhaps one of the pics of your buddy h2o from your reserve would get this thread back on track. :D :D :D

[460 jus getn it]

Puppet?
That right there is funny.
Have a nice day.
You prefer NUTT SWINGER or SACK GARGLER

[OGShocker]

The nerve of some people. :D :D
Fuk you, I was on topic... :D
Lunch, tomorrow?

[djunkie]

Fuk you, I was on topic... :D
Lunch, tomorrow?
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: What time?

[OGShocker]

You prefer NUTT SWINGER or SACK GARGLER
Either one would be like calling me a "knappy headed ho". It just doesn't fit.
Have a nice day.

[OGShocker]

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: What time?
11:00 AM?

[460 jus getn it]

Either one would be like calling me a "knappy headed ho". It just doesn't fit.
Have a nice day.Ok, so you dont like the nutts.
Cock Sucker it is.:D :D

[OGShocker]

Ok, so you dont like the nutts.
Cock Sucker it is.:D :D
You kiss your kids with that dirty mouth.

[Jordy]

You kiss your kids with that dirty mouth.
C'mon now Mark, he doesn't know which ones are his. :D :D :D

[djunkie]

11:00 AM?
Thats good with me.

[460 jus getn it]

You kiss your kids with that dirty mouth.
Aint got no kids.
So i need to use the words somewhere, figured ***boat was a great place.

[460 jus getn it]

C'mon now Mark, he doesn't know which ones are his. :D :D :D
Thats right, there all KNAPPY HEADED. Hard to tell um apart.

[OGShocker]

Thats good with me.
Gimme a call in your morning... 10:00 to the real world.:D

[hoolign]

This has to be posted!http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179

[djunkie]

Gimme a call in your morning... 10:00 to the real world.:D
10-4, roger that, over and out. :D

[460 jus getn it]

This has to be posted!http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179
Outstanding.
I remember that day, was a good one.

[Badger301]

Outstanding.
I remember that day, was a good one.
Got a lot of cleaning done did ya??

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

This has to be posted!http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179
Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!! I really needed to see that this morning :D LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoolign]

Bump :d
only an idiot would bump this thread :D

[Jordy]

only an idiot would bump this thread :D
Not just AN idiot, THE IDIOT!!! :D :D :D

[hoolign]

Not just AN idiot, THE IDIOT!!! :D :D :D
Shouldn't you be busy finding more chicks for h2odrinkstomuch ?? :D

[DILLIGAF]

http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179
I have two housecleaners in my house right now that look exactly like 460....lol

[RitcheyRch]

That picture scares me for some reason. :D
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179[/QUOTE]

[460 jus getn it]

http://***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28988&d=1177019179
I have two housecleaners in my house right now that look exactly like 460....lol
FLMAO.
Im never going to live this pic down

[hoolign]

FLMAO.
Im never going to live this pic down
you been in that corner for months now, move yo ass bitch and finish the house !:mad: :D

[The Next Guy]

only an idiot would bump this thread :D
or some hooligan trying to start trouble.