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Mandelon
04-11-2007, 08:13 PM
Snip, snip. :eek:
9:30 in the morning....got the valium and the vicodin, plus a bottle of Goose and some Crown...:D
I'm going in!

riverracerx
04-11-2007, 08:15 PM
I did it, and I am a huge wuss. It wasn't too bad. The only bad part was the TUGGING. Oh, that is not fun!
Only time I didn't want to have sex for over a week! :D

Pussywhippled
04-11-2007, 08:18 PM
I did it, and I am a huge wuss. It wasn't too bad. The only bad part was the TUGGING. Oh, that is not fun!
Only time I didn't want to have sex for over a week! :D
My wife wants to know how many times can I get it done?

bignet
04-11-2007, 08:19 PM
Snip, snip. :eek:
9:30 in the morning....got the valium and the vicodin, plus a bottle of Goose and some Crown...:D
I'm going in!
Don't trip bro! I did it 2 months ago and it wasn't sh#t. Just make sure you don't do anything for at least 48 hours. I, however, was knocking them boots on the 48th hour! Biggest piece of advice when he's giving u the shot....look right at him and say, "That all u got f*cker?!"
you'll be fine doggy. You'll be shootin blanks in no time!:D
:devil:
bignet

Lunatic
04-11-2007, 08:20 PM
Good luck bro, I will have to check with you later to see how it went. My wife was off the pill for five months and now there is another one on the way. I am being pressured to get it done.

lalhc
04-11-2007, 08:21 PM
It's not that bad at all. We all know the worse part is the burning smell. I recovered pretty quickly. It's an excuse to be pampered for several days while you're sitting in front of the TV with a pack of frozen peas between your legs.

OutCole'd
04-11-2007, 08:21 PM
Wow, best of luck buddy! I'm sure you'll be fine. I'll alert you at 9:32 and ask how's it going....:D :D

Garrddogg
04-11-2007, 08:22 PM
Theres nothin to it! , well except when hes pulin on the tubes it feels like hes tuggin on the back of your eyeballs!
Not bad though :D
Hope ive helped.

al cole'holic
04-11-2007, 08:58 PM
...I just walked to the sidewalk and poured some beer on the curb for the homies :(

John.
04-11-2007, 09:02 PM
good luck. hope all goes well for you.

Ryphraph
04-11-2007, 09:13 PM
I did it, and I am a huge wuss. It wasn't too bad. The only bad part was the TUGGING. Oh, that is not fun!
Only time I didn't want to have sex for over a week! :D
A week?
I was back in business in less than 48 hours. The Dr. said you can't do any damage... So why not give it a try? I just took it easy and there wasn't any pain.
Ryph

HYPNAUTIC
04-11-2007, 09:16 PM
Do they offer that with general anestheia (sp). I want to be put OUT!!!

Lavey29
04-11-2007, 09:46 PM
I gotta get mine done too but after my friends brother went into convulsions when they dropped his nut on the table, I am a little gun shy. The doctor doing the procedure had to call 9-1-1 because he did not know how to help the guy. Then his nuts swelled up to baseball size during the recovery period. I have nightmares just thinking about this but I hope all goes well for you. My prayers will be with you pal....good luck

79centurion
04-11-2007, 09:50 PM
I think mine went into hiding after reading that:eek:

DaddyMack
04-11-2007, 10:21 PM
Got mine done 11 years ago... piece ofcake..lol:)

Throttle
04-11-2007, 10:26 PM
Good luck, did you shave those things clean for her?
Take lots of down time (days) ! Don't try to get up too soon or you will have grapefruit (trust me)....
you will be in and outta there in no time...
I guess your post count will be up since you will be laying around doing nothin all weekend.

bunny 166
04-11-2007, 10:45 PM
I don't have those parts, but it was a piece of cake for D.....I'll call you tomorrow and ask how your nuts are Mandy ;)

Throttle
04-11-2007, 10:47 PM
I don't have those parts, but it was a piece of cake for D.....I'll call you tomorrow and ask how your nuts are Mandy ;)
I didn't know he had any anyway...

RitcheyRch
04-12-2007, 04:23 AM
Good luck.

Jbb
04-12-2007, 04:29 AM
my friends brother went into convulsions when they dropped his nut on the table
:jawdrop:
:D

shueman
04-12-2007, 05:35 AM
No big deal....go easy during the rehab.... :cool:

Desert Rat
04-12-2007, 05:41 AM
I'm online for 10:00 tomorrow:jawdrop:

racecar.hotshoe
04-12-2007, 06:09 AM
Snip, snip. :eek:
9:30 in the morning....got the valium and the vicodin, plus a bottle of Goose and some Crown...:D
I'm going in!
The world will now be a safer place!:D

franky
04-12-2007, 06:09 AM
No big deal except the needle in your nads, tugging and smoke/smell. Feels like you got kicked in the junk by a size 14 Red Wing steel toe boot for a few days.
Really, the pre-op anxiety is the worste part..

Debbolas
04-12-2007, 06:11 AM
Good Luck Mandy :D Peas work great! I've used them before (on my tiny boobies;))

FREIND OF AA AND TA
04-12-2007, 06:12 AM
When I did it the secret remedy is 6 Coors lights and two Perkasets sp?? Try to double up on the Valume:D

2Driver
04-12-2007, 06:17 AM
!!! BY the way, Vicoden has a big dose of Tylenol in it.
Mix that with even one or 2 drinks and you can severely damage your liver in hours. If you don't think so just read the medical journals on it.
I got by with 2 Advil and no peas. Good luck and remember to take about 20 pracitce shots before going live. :D

OutCole'd
04-12-2007, 06:40 AM
I don't have those parts, but it was a piece of cake for D.....I'll call you tomorrow and ask how your nuts are Mandy ;)
You'll have to ask Deb, she keeps those in her purse.

RiverToysJas
04-12-2007, 06:47 AM
It's not a big deal..only hurts really bad for a couple months......
This is from mine a few years ago.........
http://www.uline.com/images/product/Medium/HD_3306_M.JPG
RTJas :D

RiverToysJas
04-12-2007, 06:48 AM
Good Luck Mandy :D Peas work great! I've used them before (on my tiny boobies;))
F'in swingers~! :rolleyes:
:D

Debbolas
04-12-2007, 06:54 AM
F'in swingers~! :rolleyes:
:D
Now don't YOU go starting rumors:jawdrop:

LAND_LOVER69
04-12-2007, 07:11 AM
...I just walked to the sidewalk and poured some beer on the curb for the homies :(
:D :D :D :D :D

mrs.rvrluvr
04-12-2007, 07:13 AM
Good luck! It's really not bad at all....hubby had it done & was up and moving around pretty good after a day or two. Keep the peas & vicodin handy, oh & maybe some J.D.

superdave013
04-12-2007, 07:31 AM
yeah know, so some reason I don't think I'm going to have myself nutered. :eek:
But good luck to you.

RiverToysJas
04-12-2007, 08:05 AM
yeah know, so some reason I don't think I'm going to have myself nutered. :eek:
But good luck to you.
Well you're going to have to if you're ever rescued from the pound! ;)

OutCole'd
04-12-2007, 09:42 AM
So, are you home yet??? How was it?

syke-o
04-12-2007, 09:55 AM
so how u feeling?? lol... the first couple days are the worse as far as pain goes and then the pain kinda fades away... the only other problem i had was the bruising on the old joystick for a couple weeks...:eek:

bocco
04-12-2007, 09:55 AM
Theres nothin to it! , well except when hes pulin on the tubes it feels like hes tuggin on the back of your eyeballs!
Hope ive helped.
It's been 19 years and that's the part that sticks in my mind. I think they are connected right to my brain.

CBadDad
04-12-2007, 10:15 AM
It's been 19 years and that's the part that sticks in my mind. I think they are connected right to my brain.
Of coarse they are...

Mandelon
04-12-2007, 12:57 PM
Back! No big deal. It hurt a bit for sure. I had a valium first then vicodin ever since. they only gave me the 500's though. I like the 1000's better. :devil:
I am a bit groggy, and it feels like I got kicked in the nuts fo sho!
the wifey gave me some lovin last night but claimed there wasn't time for a quickie this morning.... oh well.
Everyone says to take it easy.....so I will!

racecar.hotshoe
04-12-2007, 01:02 PM
We will see what tomorrow brings.
http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2276882098

BarryMac
04-12-2007, 01:08 PM
Oh NUTS.... :D :D

Mandelon
04-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Be nice or I will post a pic of my bloody bandages...:D
the doc says I need to take in my 12th and 24th "emissions" to check for swimmers. I asked what time tomorrow I should bring them in...:sqeyes:

FREIND OF AA AND TA
04-12-2007, 01:16 PM
Be nice or I will post a pic of my bloody bandages...:D
the doc says I need to take in my 12th and 24th "emissions" to check for swimmers. I asked what time tomorrow I should bring them in...:sqeyes:
I was so scared the first time I blew a load, I think I waited 2 days and then coud not take it anymore. It was trip.:D

HefeRaton
04-12-2007, 01:28 PM
Good luck man! We'll hold a moment of silence for ya! I used the peas and screwdrivers. Oh and if you go the screwdriver route you better make them doubles.

racecar.hotshoe
04-12-2007, 01:36 PM
http://www.freeflashthings.com/gfx/urinate.gif

Debbolas
04-12-2007, 01:39 PM
Oh NUTS.... :D :D
Just don't call him "numb nuts" LOL :D

Screaming Pete
04-12-2007, 01:44 PM
Mandy welcome to CLUB V

Jetdriver
04-12-2007, 01:47 PM
Now you'll be puff'n dust! Just make sure the wife understands that she has to help drain off the excuse fluid in your nuts. This WILL need her attention at least twice a day for about 6 weeks. :D

OutCole'd
04-12-2007, 02:15 PM
Be nice or I will post a pic of my bloody bandages...:D
the doc says I need to take in my 12th and 24th "emissions" to check for swimmers. I asked what time tomorrow I should bring them in...:sqeyes:
Is deb going to go in the office & spit the sample a cup for you?:D