Power, How about a slow boat tour?

[disco_charger]

All these guys talking about a power tour, and sawing people off. Whadaya say we put together a mediocre tour. We'll go someplace that's not "off the hook" but rather "set's the standard for mediocrity". We can get together and instead of running them wide open, side by side we can float and see who's boat floats slowest in the current. At the end of the night when they're on the trailer, instead of seeing who sharpened their saw the most, we can see who's done the least amount of work over the last couple of years. ;)
Disco

[cyclone]

I thought that's what the FC had turned into. :D

[Wally_Gator]

I thought that's what the FC had turned into. :D
Ouch....
But from what I have read, even the circus is going to be a little faster this year..

[Wally_Gator]

Cyclone...
Don't you work?
You have been posting alot...

[cyclone]

oh i was only kidding about the no racing rule at FC now.
im momentarily pausing from work.

[hack job]

this is a good idea while were at it lets see how many peices of close or women can wear and how much beer we can leave at the store. it will be the anti event

[Dogballs]

All these guys talking about a power tour, and sawing people off. Whadaya say we put together a mediocre tour. We'll go someplace that's not "off the hook" but rather "set's the standard for mediocrity". We can get together and instead of running them wide open, side by side we can float and see who's boat floats slowest in the current. At the end of the night when they're on the trailer, instead of seeing who sharpened their saw the most, we can see who's done the least amount of work over the last couple of years. ;)
Disco
Lets not and say we did!

[disco_charger]

Pot stirrer :) Whats up Brian
Not too much sir. We're going to have to hook up over at Backwoods BBQ here soon. I was just checking out all these fast guys. Was just looking at all the boating events for the year, and realized that I didn't fit into any of them. :cool:

[cyclone]

Hey Brian how about an event at my house where we just sit on the stringers and have the wives spray the garden hose at us while we pretend we're at the river and that i have an engine in my boat? imagine the noise of those
"vroom vroom" noises! :)

[disco_charger]

You don't do that now?

[beerjet]

Hey Brian how about an event at my house where we just sit on the stringers and have the wives spray the garden hose at us while we pretend we're at the river and that i have an engine in my boat? imagine the noise of those
"vroom vroom" noises! :)
HEY ! That's what most of my "river trips" consist of. :D

[wsuwrhr]

All these guys talking about a power tour, and sawing people off. Whadaya say we put together a mediocre tour. We'll go someplace that's not "off the hook" but rather "set's the standard for mediocrity". We can get together and instead of running them wide open, side by side we can float and see who's boat floats slowest in the current. At the end of the night when they're on the trailer, instead of seeing who sharpened their saw the most, we can see who's done the least amount of work over the last couple of years. ;)
Disco
Your boat has a blower on it.
It has to be fast.
Brian

[disco_charger]

Your boat has a blower on it.
It has to be fast.
Brian
It's only half a blower, and I run logs. Trust me, it's not fast.

[MikeF]

Who will be the fastest of the slowboat tour?! :crossx:

[El Prosecutor]

Buena Vista in April sounds good for a slowboat tour. . .

[beerjet]

Is there gonna be a form we have fill out for the fastest paddle race.

[wsuwrhr]

It's only half a blower, and I run logs. Trust me, it's not fast.
Alright,
Just trying to make sure you aren't sandbagging. :cool: :cool:
Brian

[disco_charger]

Is there gonna be a form we have fill out for the fastest paddle race.
I think I'm going to buy myself one of them fancy billet ones for my birthday, so I might have that covered.
As for the fastest boat, who would ever know? :) Besides, haven't you guys heard? Lining up and racing in front of a campground, or doing radar passes will get you cordially uninvited. :yuk:

[disco_charger]

Alright,
Just trying to make sure you aren't sandbagging. :cool: :cool:
Brian
Let's just put it this way, I've never removed people/anchors/coolers/interior to lay down a speed pass. In my boat it'd hardly be worth it. I drive it like I stole it. But remember, sometimes people steal 1983 Toyota Corolla's too. :p

[77charger]

Well if i borrow a jetboat i can probably attend this event. :rollside:

[MikeF]

Is there gonna be a form we have fill out for the fastest paddle race.
I might have an edge there too. :)
http://www.kayakangler.com/mike-kayak.jpg

[disco_charger]

If we went fastest paddles, I might have to go with the Olds guys being fastest, with the Fords in second.... :rollside:

[MikeF]

If we went fastest paddles, I might have to go with the Olds guys being fastest, with the Fords in second.... :rollside:
Most experience....I GET IT! :D Too funny.

[disco_charger]

Most experience....I GET IT! :D Too funny.
Wow, check out the MENSA member in the front row. ;) Don't forget to tip your waitress, try the veal. THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT!!!
P.S. This is not to insult OLDS or FORD owners, some of my best friends have Olds and Ford motors. :rolleyes:

[cyclone]

now that's funny i dont care who ya are.

[MikeF]

P.S. This is not to insult OLDS or FORD owners, some of my best friends have Olds and Ford motors. :rolleyes:
I know, I towed in two Chevy's last year. :220v:

[Cs19]

I thought that's what the FC had turned into. :D
lmfao. You thought right.