Jbb
04-15-2007, 11:42 AM
THREE DOCS
Three surgeons from Arkansas are playing golf and the bragging starts.
the
first surgeon states, "I had a concert pianist that lost 8 fingers in an
accident-I replaced them and 6 months later she performed a concert at
the
Met".
"That's nothing", said the second surgeon. " I had a man that lost both
legs when he was hit by a truck. I re-attached the legs and 2 years
later
he won a gold medal in the Olympics".
The third surgeon replies, " That's nothing. I had a blonde female
riding
a horse on 1-40 when she was hit head on by an 18 wheeler. All I had to
work with was a blonde hairpiece and the horse's ass. Now she's a
senator
from New York
Three surgeons from Arkansas are playing golf and the bragging starts.
the
first surgeon states, "I had a concert pianist that lost 8 fingers in an
accident-I replaced them and 6 months later she performed a concert at
the
Met".
"That's nothing", said the second surgeon. " I had a man that lost both
legs when he was hit by a truck. I re-attached the legs and 2 years
later
he won a gold medal in the Olympics".
The third surgeon replies, " That's nothing. I had a blonde female
riding
a horse on 1-40 when she was hit head on by an 18 wheeler. All I had to
work with was a blonde hairpiece and the horse's ass. Now she's a
senator
from New York