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ahhell
04-15-2007, 04:10 PM
the other day at work we're all sitting around talking towards the end of the day and this guy I work with asks this unmarried lady about sex (came in late and didnt hear the lead in) and I hear that she is still a virgin, waiting for the right guy and marriage. OK, I can understand that...BUT SHES 46 F*****G YEARS OLD...46 and no nooky yet...WOW...OK, if you saw here you might understand...prolly come in last at a dog show
ahhell<----still confused and perplexed at this one

Wheeler
04-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Pictures? don't need no pictures!

HavaSkank
04-15-2007, 04:26 PM
Something tells me her cherry has fruit flies

RitcheyRch
04-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Or maggots
Something tells me her cherry has fruit flies

Jbb
04-15-2007, 04:53 PM
Head em up.....Move em out.......:D
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JetBoatRich
04-15-2007, 04:58 PM
at 46:rolleyes: she may never find the right PERSON:rolleyes:

Mandelon
04-15-2007, 05:04 PM
Like Suzie Orman...

DeltaSigBoater
04-15-2007, 05:13 PM
Nightstand Drawer #1, Dresser Drawer #2, or Whats in the Box? :devil:

hazard
04-16-2007, 06:31 AM
I'm impressed, good for her. Anyone can get it somewhere if they want it bad enough.
Sounds like she has alot of self control

HavaSkank
04-16-2007, 06:41 AM
Self-control = 250 lb Albino with a club foot and chronic halitosis

Debbolas
04-16-2007, 06:42 AM
:jawdrop:

wsuwrhr
04-16-2007, 07:09 AM
You may laugh, but I have a cousin(1 of 10 kids:2purples: :2purples:) devout Mormons, most of them, who is in her 40's now, was pretty good looking and attractive still.
I love her to death, one of my favorites too, I have heard her say the same thing, pretty sad if you ask me. Got to be looking in the wrong places.
Brian