What is a

[Mr. Crusader 83]

Bench Racer? :)

[CARLSON-JET]

Derived from the word Bench racing
1. bench racer
One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own. see: (bench racing)
1. bench racing
1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
Now if you're talking about a Hot Boat Bench Racer...
1. A person who races to see how fast one may drop their jeans to their ankles standing around the Bench racers forum.
2. Any person who uses a bench to promote new and unusual straddling possitions on a bench. Not to be confused with a "Park bench racer".
3. Any person who sees fit to use a bench in an upside down state to test anal flexability.

[dragboat]

Nice hit Carlson.:D
"Park Bench Racer"....Thats funny:D

[dragboat]

Derived from the word Bench racing
1. bench racer
One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own. see: (bench racing)
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Also see :rondane,ronjane,jane,rogane ....:D and jane you ignorant slot!:eek:
:D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Derived from the word Bench racing
1. bench racer
One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own. see: (bench racing)
1. bench racing
1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
Now if you're talking about a Hot Boat Bench Racer...
1. A person who races to see how fast one may drop their jeans to their ankles standing around the Bench racers forum.
2. Any person who uses a bench to promote new and unusual straddling possitions on a bench. Not to be confused with a "Park bench racer".
3. Any person who sees fit to use a bench in an upside down state to test anal flexability.
Now if you're talking about a Hot Boat Bench Racer...
1. A person who races to see how fast one may drop their jeans to their ankles standing around the Bench racers forum.
2. Any person who uses a bench to promote new and unusual straddling possitions on a bench. Not to be confused with a "Park bench racer".
3. Any person who sees fit to use a bench in an upside down state to test anal flexability.
You sound like you have been doing some weird practicing, who told you that JBG :D :D .........( . )( . )............So after all this extensive traing to your back side can it fart out " We Are Family " ? :D :D

[dragboat]

You sound like you have been doing some weird practicing, who told you that JBG :D :D .........( . )( . )............So after all this extensive traing to your back side can it fart out " We Are Family " ? :D :D
Talent or Skill? :confused: :D :D