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rrrr
04-20-2007, 06:26 PM
Photo Chick is in the kitchen on Saturday, and her husband is working in the yard.
She calls to her husband and says, "Please come in
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get it started."
Her husband asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
PC says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her husband decides to go inside and help with the puzzle.
PC shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
:D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-20-2007, 06:29 PM
LMFAO!! I like that one.:D

Tom Brown
04-20-2007, 06:40 PM
nice :D

Pheelin Phroggy
04-20-2007, 07:39 PM
yep, that there was real funny!

Boatcop
04-20-2007, 07:49 PM
PC and her friends go into a bar, laughing, cheering and high-fiving each other shouting "45 days! 45 Days!". They set a jig-saw puzzle box on the table between them and order a magnum of Champagne, still shouting "45 days! 45 Days!".
The bar tender, curious about what they are cheering about, walks over and asks them what the story is.
PC says to him, "Everybody thinks we're dumb, but this proves that we're not dumb." and points to the label on the front of the box that says, "2 to 3 Years"
Then they start shouting again..... "45 days! 45 Days!".