U.S. Security

[soupersonic]

150 years ago,President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a Private Investigator-Alan Pickerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time,The Federal Government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI,CIA,INS,IRS,DEA,BATF,etc.
Now you have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't you see them now,these "highly trained" men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.A.T.A.S.S. The FATASS'S are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
Don't you feel safer already?
:D

[HocusPocus]

for some strange reason i feel i may be qualified for jobs in both of those agencies. :D

[sponger_2]

i feel as about as safe as abe lincoln thought he was in that theatre.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Yes, I feel much better. :rolleyes:

[Coded-Dude]

As long as they color code and post the level of frustration I will experience from having to put up with said "fatass assholes."
Red - You will scream profanities that will probably end up getting you a cavity search.
Orange - Hey, enjoy mind the "random" pat down, its nothing personal.
Yellow - We may ask you to throw something away as you board the plane.
Green - Okay, we know you too drunk to care, just don't get out of line