Ok ..So my skid steer finally shows up

[hoolign]

Not the one I wanted but a nice machine! Looks like new runs great, it's been along time since i been in one and figurte it's just like a bicycle..once you run one your good for life...wrong! I start playin with it and movin some mud around.lil back bladin..which works awsome in mud..NOT! Stop have a coffee with the woman and tell her id sure like to go move all that wood from an old shed ( yeah Canucky the SW side of the yard) and I get a 'DON'T EVEN FOKKIN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL WRECK THE LAWN!!" It's all black dirt and soaked. Well after 2 hours of trying to get two ruts out of my driveway ( 4" deep and 100 ' long) I probably could have done it in an hour with a shovel..but no..machinery is better.:rolleyes: After three hours she can finally get her car out of the driveway! and she'd not amused! :mad: any ways she's gone! so I figure ..well ..I'll just try and sneak down here and ..well.. move some mud.. well that didnt work so good ...planted! In black dirt ...that used to be under the grass.. right beside the now very fukked up driveway:D ..one hour later I get out and what a bloody mess! How did I fix this you may ask?? simple ..dug out some more of the driveway and made it wider.to cover up the fukked up lawn and black dirt....right where I got stuck! I have come to the conclusion that no matter how hard I try to make things better..I still get myself in shit! 4 hours worth of playin in this thing and I figure I have made myself an extra 3 hour work once it dries up! Plus i have a jump in my driveway:D :D

[yopengo]

Just go get a skidder and drag a few logs around… it will smooth out everything. :D

[AZJD]

LMAO! That is funny shit.:D :D :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Thats because you need to stay on stuff you can handle.......:D :D
http://www.jacksons-camping.co.uk/kidstuff/images/dumper%20kid1.jpg

[lewiville]

sounds just like something I would do

[Classic Daycruiser]

Pictures???????:idea: :idea: :idea:

[Coded-Dude]

Thats because you need to stay on stuff you can handle.......:D :D
http://www.jacksons-camping.co.uk/kidstuff/images/dumper%20kid1.jpg
http://web.aanet.com.au/bycompass/West%20qld%20pics/horse%20drawn%20grader.JPG
get an ass, and have it pull this thing around.....or if you feel like you are already a big enough ass - do it yourself! :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

[QUOTE=Coded-Dude;2518737get an ass, and have it pull this thing around.....or if you feel like you are already a big enough ass - do it yourself! :D[/QUOTE]
see your catching on.........:D :D :D

[Coded-Dude]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/mongrelhorde/MU026_FULL_BODY_CAST1.jpg
this thread(like all others) is so much better with pics! :)

[rrrr]

Now hooli has a little problem with the ditch beside the driveway.....:D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/hooli.jpg

[hoolign]

Now hooli has a little problem with the ditch beside the driveway.....:D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/hooli.jpg
That fukker knows diggin! she's gonna be pissed when she seen what i did to the fukkin lawn! :( I tried to go hide the damn thing in the barn ..sorta ..outta site ..outta mind kinda deal..um um... good idea ? not so much! I'll snap a few pics of my freakin mess :mad: .. I need a bigger one! with freakin tracks ..that's the answer!

[Ziggy]

http://www.nodium.com/wp-content/img/article/118.jpg
Seen that one Mega-Machines............gnarley!:eek:

[hoolign]

was a single lane driveway
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29311&stc=1&d=1177372649
Think she'll notice??
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29312&stc=1&d=1177372649
tried for a getaway..not so good
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29313&stc=1&d=1177372649
What a fukkin mess I made:D

[rrrr]

dont they have some kind of back ground check for canadians when buying machinery :confused: if they dont maybe they should start :D
LMFAO!!!!! :D
After seeing pictures of the devastation, you might be on to something. :jawdrop:

[hoolign]

LMFAO!!!!! :D
After seeing pictures of the devastation, you might be on to something. :jawdrop:
she's gonna flip! :mad: on one hand..less lawn to mow now :D

[hoolign]

Hey Hooli, can you post a side view pic of your skidster? I just need to check something http://theinsideline.org/forums/images/smilies/54.gif
:D :D :D :D
It's orange and has black tires..that's probably more information than you should be trusted with already! and if you look close at the garage..it's right there..just big enough a pic to keep out of the BI production studios!:D

[76ANTHONY]

was a single lane driveway
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29311&stc=1&d=1177372649
Think she'll notice??
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29312&stc=1&d=1177372649
tried for a getaway..not so good
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29313&stc=1&d=1177372649
What a fukkin mess I made:D
awwwhahahah i could her your wife now, " ummmm dipshiat, did you do that on purpose or get stuck, AGAIN?" awwwhahahahaha" my lawnnnnnnnn"""""!!!!:D :D

[hoolign]

awwwhahahah i could her your wife now, " ummmm dipshiat, did you do that on purpose or get stuck, AGAIN?" awwwhahahahaha" my lawnnnnnnnn"""""!!!!:D :D
Shes 30 minutes from home..I'm debating if i should leave it alone ..or try to fix it?? :idea:

[76ANTHONY]

Shes 30 minutes from home..I'm debating if i should leave it alone ..or try to fix it?? :idea:
quick run and get showered and take her to dinner, meet her at the end of the driveway:D :D :D

[rrrr]

Does anyone else see a pattern here? :jawdrop: :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29312&stc=1&d=1177372649
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24041&stc=1&d=1171304140
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29313&stc=1&d=1177372649
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24044&stc=1&d=1171304220
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29312&stc=1&d=1177372649
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24047&stc=1&d=1171304412

[hoolign]

so where was the driveway again? You're fukked
You been down it, you should be able to remember? actually since I pulled the sides back up.and swiped some county gravel .....it aint to bad :rolleyes:

[mxbundy]

Just go get a skidder and drag a few logs around… it will smooth out everything.
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Wow,
Cant believe some one from SoCal knows what a skidder is!:D

[hoolign]

Just go get a skidder and drag a few logs around… it will smooth out everything.
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Wow,
Cant believe some one from SoCal knows what a skidder is!:D
yeah, a 6300 lb toy made that mess, she's gonna let me get a 6 ton goliath that can pull a house.. :D

[yopengo]

Just go get a skidder and drag a few logs around… it will smooth out everything.
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Wow,
Cant believe some one from SoCal knows what a skidder is!:D
It's all that Canadian blood (only one in the family not born in Canada). :D
Go DUCKS!