jbone
04-24-2007, 06:54 AM
Why Sentence structure is so important...
The boss had to layoff somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two People, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
were Both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
layoff the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra
came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like crap."
J
The boss had to layoff somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two People, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
were Both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
layoff the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra
came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like crap."
J