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Old Texan
04-26-2007, 06:39 PM
Word out of Hollywood this week is that Henson Muppet Diva and Superstar Miss Piggy is calling for the Revs Jackson and Sharpton to bring justice down on the insulting, racial inferences from members of the media and society that have insulted and degreaded the swine of the world.
Miss Piggy's long time friend and spokesman Kermit the Frog informed reporters that Ms Piggy is in seclusion and too upset to comment. He went on to explain that the source of Ms Piggy's dismay is the bashing insults to swine derived from labeling the recently released talkshow Loudmouth, Rosie ODonnell as quote: "A fat Pig" and a "Biggassed Hog".
Kermit says Ms Piggy is overwhelmed that such a repugnant bottomfeeder like Rosie O be compared to a proud species like Pigs. "It's an unforgivable insult" reports Kermit who himself is flushing red against his perfect green complexion.
Other notable Hollywood swine such as Babe and Arnold Ziffel couldn't be reached for comment although Porky the Pig was said to declare the incidents as "Duh bida, duh bida, That's all Folks......"
Where the Hell's Trump when you need him....:devil: