This is too funny

[Mr. Crusader 83]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NORDIC-JET-SPEED-BOAT-RESTORED-BY-WHITE-TRASH-CUZTOMZ_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ80653QQihZ019QQ itemZ290110100070QQrdZ1
Check out the pics. Classic white trash customs is right. :D LMFAO

[Coded-Dude]

wtf is a "jet-a-bator" :confused:
Is that an adult accessory for your pump for those lonely nights?
OMGWTFBBQ!

[vee-driven]

definetly looks like a white trash restore, lol. that boat might sell for $3500 tops, i wonder where they came up with the prices for the stereo, interior and motor rebuild, they definetly got phucked on those deals.

[Coded-Dude]

And the stripper pole......seriously
Just tell us you removed the bow gas tank and was just too damned lazy to fill in the hole.....
I'll be doing the same thing to mine, but we were planning on having an umbrella, for when parked.
(cheaper and quicker than a bimini, only you can't really drive with it up)

[Jbb]

Looks like a Kim Hanson picture...:D
http://carad.ebayimg.com/i17/04/a/000/77/75/5e6d_4.JPG

[RitcheyRch]

Love those speakers near the back seat.

[OCMerrill]

Buy it now $19,995 :rolleyes: :D :D
Trim Tabs? WTF for on that boat?
What the hell is that thing on the dash top?
I see a nice crack on top right side of the pump bowl.
We should all sign in a big in one dollar increments up to like $50 bucks. :D

[Jbb]

Gelcoat always cleaned and shined with scotchbrite...:D
http://carad.ebayimg.com/i10/05/a/000/77/75/6530_4.JPG

[boatsnblondes]

HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought the opening for the stripper pole in the bow was pure genious.....:devil:

[Mr. Crusader 83]

Gelcoat always cleaned and shined with scotchbrite...:D
http://carad.ebayimg.com/i10/05/a/000/77/75/6530_4.JPG
I still dont understand why he has the top of a billet air cleaner airbrushed and bolted to the dash?:jawdrop: :confused:

[Mr. Crusader 83]

Not to mention the lazy fock couldnt paint the pump. for 19k with a jat-a-bator and no paint:confused:

[mickeyfinn]

I hope he keeps it away from our lake. I just don't want to see the 800lb stripper. Try as I can, I just have never been able to "unsee" something.

[ShutYaPieHole]

GHETTO

[Coded-Dude]

"AWSOME STERIO" :confused:
wtf, white trash customs must have all been home schooled by......well you get point.
btw- I love the duct tape labels on the hoses......that must be what "white trash" restored.

[hoolign]

" this is also where the stripper pole is attached giving the pole a tested weight of 800 pounds" :eek:
If I ever ...I mean ..EVER.. have the need to support an 800 pound stripper..someone shoot me! :2purples:

[b's sanger]

I just left him a question/comment. Love the scratches on the dash and that carpet looks like that fake astro turf but in black. Typical used car salesman.

[b's sanger]

Looks like this guy ended the auction early and the bidders retracted their bids. Thought it had a couple days left. Too funny. Here's a quote from the original link; "The seller ended this listing early because of an error in the listing." What an understatement!!!!
Check the original link for kicks.

[desertbird]

" this is also where the stripper pole is attached giving the pole a tested weight of 800 pounds" :eek:
If I ever ...I mean ..EVER.. have the need to support an 800 pound stripper..someone shoot me! :2purples:
You beat me to it!!! I almost fell outta my chair when I read that. I've been to some pretty bad bachelor parties, but WTF!
Maybe this guy's trying to pick up one of the go-go dancers from the Riverside Club.....lol :eek: :eek:
:D :D

[boatsnblondes]

The stripper.....
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29946&stc=1&d=1178040041

[hoolign]

You beat me to it!!! I almost fell outta my chair when I read that. I've been to some pretty bad bachelor parties, but WTF!
Maybe this guy's trying to pick up one of the go-go dancers from the Riverside Club.....lol :eek: :eek:
:D :D
or his marketing is directed at the 'B" crew :D ..ok ..my bad:D