Do You HB Girls Talk about Sex to your GF's?

[Trailer Park Casanova]

If we haven't done the big it in a few days, the wife says my bronze stallion will be supersized when the magic happens.
I asked her if she tells her GF's that at work? (OK, I admit, typical dipshit guy response).
"Nahhh, we never talk about sex". She replies.
Do you HB girls talk about sex to your GF's?
Honest takes:

[Burn504]

if you think she doesnt talk about sex and/or your sexual relationship with her with her friends you have been living under a rock.. IMO

[OCMerrill]

If we haven't done the big it in a few days, the wife says my bronze stallion will be supersized when the magic happens.
I asked her if she tells her GF's that at work? (OK, I admit, typical dipshit guy response).
"Nahhh, we never talk about sex". She replies.
Do you HB girls talk about sex to your GF's?
Honest takes:
Bummer...now I can't interject a thing...moving along:D :D :D

[FOREVER2DOXIES]

every once in a while we talk about sex but mostly when we have had too much to drink. i think i talk more to my daughter (22 yrs old) then I do my friends. i dont think most women, or at least not me, talk about sex for comparrison value. we might not compare one to the other per se. but we might talk about how wonderful a particular night was, or how our man pleases us, for example. at least i dont compare one of my ex's to the other...but i will talk about a particular position i like best with the man i am with....

[SmokinLowriderSS]

if you think she doesnt talk about sex and/or your sexual relationship with her with her friends you have been living under a rock.. IMO
Yep. The ones who tell you they don't talk with their friends, are lying to you to save your ego.:jawdrop:

[dragboat]

Yep. The ones who tell you they don't talk with their friends, are lying to you to save your ego.:jawdrop:
True.....and thanks ladies we appreciate that.:D

[photo chick]

Auh YES...... we talk about it all the time! Honestly :D

[Tom Brown]

I asked her if she tells her GF's that at work?
Look at your relationship. What anyone else is doing has no relevance to you.
I suggest you focus on being happy and rubbing our noses in the bottomless pit of bliss you have made of your life. Don't be afraid to tell us to get bent once in a while too, just for entertainment value.
Whatever she talks about, you can be sure it is not disrespectful of you or your relationship. You guys are on another level.
On another note, sometimes that Jbb makes me so mad..... !!! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif

[Jbb]

On another note, sometimes that Jbb makes me so mad..... !!! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
:jawdrop:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Xlration Marine]

Auh YES...... we talk about it all the time! Honestly :D
LOL, Me think some one is sticking the dagar in and TWISTING it. When women get together they talk about more important things, like shoes and the best deal. Only Pig Headed men talk about "it". Get the clue???:confused: :confused: :confused:

[HavaSkank]

Chicks provide vivid detail,whether you pounded her so hard the the fillings fell out of her mouth or if you left her counting ceiling tiles for 2.5 minutes and pondering Transnational Capitalism.
Women tell their gal pals everything from the obvious, like size and stamina to how the clueless bastard needed GPS to find her Gspot. If you manipulate nipples like tuning an old radio, the friends know about that too. If you say really ridiculous things in the heat of the passion, like "I want to wear your ass as a hat" or "hold me, I feel vulnerable" the bitches have laughed for hours over it.
Just remember guys, when you're boning a chick you're not just boning her. In theory your mattress becomes a stage and you better perform like Pavarotti in his hometown in Italy. The critics are many and their vicious. Good reviews can only come from stellar performances.
Break a leg, Cowboy....we'll be waiting for the play by play

[DMVQUEEN]

Only inmature, stupid women actually talk about sex with other women about sex with their MAN......
Only REAL WOMEN keep it to themselves, if they talk, the OTHER SLUTTY women might get turned on and try to take their man from them......
I don't have a problem with talking about "how often"...... that just tells you about how often they satisfy, but actual details.....no
Sara out

[Devil's Advocate]

Chicks provide vivid detail,whether you pounded her so hard the the fillings fell out of her mouth or if you left her counting ceiling tiles for 2.5 minutes and pondering Transnational Capitalism.
Women tell their gal pals everything from the obvious, like size and stamina to how the clueless bastard needed GPS to find her Gspot. If you manipulate nipples like tuning an old radio, the friends know about that too. If you say really ridiculous things in the heat of the passion, like "I want to wear your ass as a hat" or "hold me, I feel vulnerable" the bitches have laughed for hours over it.
Just remember guys, when you're boning a chick you're not just boning her. In theory your mattress becomes a stage and you better perform like Pavarotti in his hometown in Italy. The critics are many and their vicious. Good reviews can only come from stellar performances.
Break a leg, Cowboy....we'll be waiting for the play by play
With a close friend, that's about right.:D
Only inmature, stupid women actually talk about sex with other women about sex with their MAN......
Only REAL WOMEN keep it to themselves, if they talk, the OTHER SLUTTY women might get turned on and try to take their man from them......
I don't have a problem with talking about "how often"...... that just tells you about how often they satisfy, but actual details.....no
Sara out
:messedup:

[HavaSkank]

[QUOTE=DMVQUEEN;2530920]Only inmature, stupid women actually talk about sex with other women about sex with their MAN......
Only REAL WOMEN keep it to themselves, if they talk, the OTHER SLUTTY women might get turned on and try to take their man from them......
I don't have a problem with talking about "how often"...... that just tells you about how often they satisfy, but actual details.....no
Well DUH Im immature...that's beside the point.
Secure women have bragging rights when their man knows how to curl their toes. If you have to worry about your friends trying to steal your man because they know he's King of the Romp, THEN YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS Sister.

[DMVQUEEN]

Well DUH Im immature...that's beside the point.
Secure women have bragging rights when their man knows how to curl their toes. If you have to worry about your friends trying to steal your man because they know he's King of the Romp, THEN YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS Sister.[/QUOTE]
Just saying, that if you have to BRAGG about curling your man's toes.... well you must have a self esteem problem.......
Be secure in yourself, no problems in bed........
IMO, bragging usually means embelishing...... just my opinion

[HavaSkank]

I just provide video evidence and letters of recommendation

[DMVQUEEN]

I just provide video evidence and letters of recommendation
NICE:eek:

[Devil's Advocate]

Well DUH Im immature...that's beside the point.
Secure women have bragging rights when their man knows how to curl their toes. If you have to worry about your friends trying to steal your man because they know he's King of the Romp, THEN YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS Sister.
Just saying, that if you have to BRAGG about curling your man's toes.... well you must have a self esteem problem.......
Be secure in yourself, no problems in bed........
IMO, bragging usually means embelishing...... just my opinion[/QUOTE]
Uh, she said HIM curling HER toes.:D :hammer2:

[DMVQUEEN]

Same thing.... jeezzzzzzzz:D :D
My point it still the same......

[Devil's Advocate]

I think it has nothing at all to do with insecurity, immaturity or lack of self-esteem, personally. I think women often want to share the good, bad and ugly with a close friend. That's what we do, IMO.

[HavaSkank]

It's really not the same. It's ONLY important that a man curl MY toes. Whether or not he enjoys the experience means nothing to me.
Man, I thought everyone knew that already

[HavaSkank]

If I could only teach my dildo how to mow the lawn and take out the garbage....

[HavaSkank]

Im currently looking for a 6'6" mute who can breath through his ears.

[Tom Brown]

I just provide video evidence and letters of recommendation
Thank you for your application. We are currently reviewing it and will get back to you subject to processing time which is expected to be about 10 minutes.

[Devil's Advocate]

If I could only teach my dildo how to mow the lawn and take out the garbage....
:D
And fix and lift heavy shit.:D

[Tom Brown]

I think women often want to share the good, bad and ugly with a close friend. That's what we do, IMO.
What a nice way to admit you're all a bunch of gossiping hoes. :cool:

[soupersonic]

If I could only teach my dildo how to mow the lawn and take out the garbage....
Yea it might work but then you would have to teach it to hold down a job and make dinner. Viscious circle eh?

[Devil's Advocate]

What a nice way to admit you're all a bunch of gossiping hoes. :cool:
Just like you guys are crotch-sniffing dogs..:eek: :D

[soupersonic]

Just like you guys are crotch-sniffing dogs..:eek: :D
Hey hey !!! Men are pigs , women are dogs :D

[HavaSkank]

What a nice way to admit you're all a bunch of gossiping hoes. :cool:
But TB, is it gossiping if we're singing your praises? If we're telling fellow bitches that you dance the Mattress Mombo like an 18 yr old triathlete souped up on Redbull and Viagra and that we walked like John Wayne for 24 hours afterwards...a gossip or are we then a perceptive, well informed member of the opposite sex?

[Tom Brown]

Just like you guys are crotch-sniffing dogs..:eek: :D
Woof. :cool:

[dragboat]

Just like you guys are crotch-sniffing dogs..:eek: :D
True ..........Harsh ............but true:eek:

[Tom Brown]

...a gossip or are we then a perceptive, well informed member of the opposite sex?
I think men are please to accept any terms you wish to call it, as long as we're enjoying the odd orgasm. :cool:

[DMVQUEEN]

WOW, am I to believe that you are actually of the female nature????
Very harsh,very harsh
:D

[OKIE-JET]

But TB, is it gossiping if we're singing your praises? If we're telling fellow bitches that you dance the Mattress Mombo like an 18 yr old triathlete souped up on Redbull and Viagra and that we walked like John Wayne for 24 hours afterwards...a gossip or are we then a perceptive, well informed member of the opposite sex?
hhhhmmmmmm?:idea:

[Tom Brown]

What happened to the smack talking chicks? They got me worked up and then left.
Typical! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif

[ratso]

What happened to the smack talking chicks? They got me worked up and then left.
Typical! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
...probably comparing notes.:D

[OKIE-JET]

What happened to the smack talking chicks? They got me worked up and then left.
Typical! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
No doubt, I think im cooling a little.

[Tom Brown]

...probably comparing notes.:D
Damn. I hope they don't talk to each other about how small my penis is. I'd really prefer that information not get out.

[HavaSkank]

WOW, am I to believe that you are actually of the female nature????
Very harsh,very harsh
:D
The jury is still out on that one

[ratso]

Damn. I hope they don't talk to each other about how small my penis is. I'd really prefer that information not get out.
Chicks can be really brutal when you screw them over too lol... :D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.

[topless]

I never kiss and tell. Although, I know a girl who thinks she needs to tell and send me pics of her latest guys pecker. I won't introduce any of you to her because I want you all to be disease free.

[Tom Brown]

I know a girl who thinks she needs to tell and send me pics of her latest guys pecker. I won't introduce any of you to her because I want you all to be disease free.
She sounds like the perfect lady for HOSS.

[DMVQUEEN]

I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.
AGREED!!!

[DMVQUEEN]

I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.
AGREED!!!

[DMVQUEEN]

I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.
AGREED!!!

[DMVQUEEN]

Did not mean to do multiple posts :D

[Tom Brown]

Did not mean to do multiple posts :D
Posts are like orgasms. More is always better. :cool:

[Rexone]

Did not mean to do multiple o's :D
yeah that's what they all say. :)

[Devil's Advocate]

Chicks can be really brutal when you screw them over too lol... :D
And we won't question your knowledge in that department.:D
I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.
:sleeping: .........boooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnggggg...
:D

[TBONE1904]

I just provide video evidence and letters of recommendation
Yah I think my SEX resume is more "up to date" than my engineering resume!!!!!!

[TBONE1904]

But TB, is it gossiping if we're singing your praises? If we're telling fellow bitches that you dance the Mattress Mombo like an 18 yr old triathlete souped up on Redbull and Viagra and that we walked like John Wayne for 24 hours afterwards...a gossip or are we then a perceptive, well informed member of the opposite sex?
Guys use there brains on more complicated things....sex is easy for us......don't give me that bs....I dont care how good the guy is at using the magic stick, women will not choose a mate based on there performance in bed. You better get yours because I'm getting mine!!!

[All-Star]

IN general... Women do talk. But not about the same things that guys talk about.
Women will act like they are offended or embarrased when the topic comes up (Co-ED group) But when she is with her close friends they may talk about general stuff. I have made comments about how often, or out of the normal things that have happened or how big it is.... but that is about it. No real details!
I have a a few friends complain..... or want to know if I have ever experienced certain things..... but never really graffic. I have even had a friend talk about how wonderful her guy was almost to the point of making you sick with bordem... and then we find out she was cheating. She ;later told me that she was just trying to pretend or convence herself that everything was ok..... and that he only cared about pleasing himself. And that she had only had 1 big "O" in like 3 years, because he was a two pump chump..... and he would get mad if she tried to use toys.
So I have found that most of the girls that BRAG about anything are Embelishing as stated earlier. If its good, people will know, you dont need to tell them that it is good.

[photo chick]

IN general... Women do talk. But not about the same things that guys talk about.
Women will act like they are offended or embarrased when the topic comes up (Co-ED group) But when she is with her close friends they may talk about general stuff. I have made comments about how often, or out of the normal things that have happened or how big it is.... but that is about it. No real details!
So I have found that most of the girls that BRAG about anything are Embelishing as stated earlier. If its good, people will know, you dont need to tell them that it is good.
vey well said....I agree!!:D

[Jbb]

:p
and that he only cared about pleasing himself.

[HavaSkank]

I was at a wedding on Saturday and someone at my table asked this chick, "So how's it going with the new guy you're dating?" She surprisingly responded with, "It's okay, he's a great guy, but apparently he has errectile issues."
I interjected (of course) and pointed out, "Maybe you just dont do it for him, maybe he thinks you're a 'great gal' but sexually you dont fire all cylinders."
I felt the need to stick up for the poor limpy bastard. I didnt know him, but her statement to a table of 8 (some perfect strangers) was even a bit much for ME!
I am the protector of the impotent.

[soupersonic]

I am the protector of the impotent.
Thanks, i could use your help :)

[HavaSkank]

I got'cher back baby....err and your front

[upsman105]

I felt the need to stick up for the poor limpy bastard.
ROTFLMAO

[ratso]

I was at a wedding on Saturday and someone at my table asked this chick, "So how's it going with the new guy you're dating?" She surprisingly responded with, "It's okay, he's a great guy, but apparently he has errectile issues."
I interjected (of course) and pointed out, "Maybe you just dont do it for him, maybe he thinks you're a 'great gal' but sexually you dont fire all cylinders."
I felt the need to stick up for the poor limpy bastard. I didnt know him, but her statement to a table of 8 (some perfect strangers) was even a bit much for ME!
I am the protector of the impotent.
Exactly;)

[Tom Brown]

So I have found that most of the girls that BRAG about anything are Embelishing as stated earlier.
You broads are so caught up in irrelevant details. Real or imaginary, men couldn't care less. We just want to hear about a hot serving of pork.
I felt the need to stick up for the poor limpy bastard.
What are you doing this weekend, HavaSkank?

[photo chick]

What are you doing this weekend, HavaSkank?
The similarity in your posts is uncanny!!! :D

[HavaSkank]

What are you doing this weekend, HavaSkank?[/QUOTE]
I'll be in Havasu, eating al dente pasta, with a stiff upper lip while standing errect in the Channel with a plush rooster.

[Tom Brown]

If you talk sexy to him anything like the way you do to us, there should be all kinds of juicy tidbits flowing through the water cooler on Monday. :cool:

[HavaSkank]

The similarity in your posts is uncanny!!! :D
Think about it...have you ever seen me and Tom Brown at the same place at the same time?
hmmmmm? Something to ponder :idea:

[Devil's Advocate]

You broads are so caught up in irrelevant details. Real or imaginary, men couldn't care less. We just want to hear about a hot serving of pork.
What are you doing this weekend, HavaSkank?
:D
The similarity in your posts is uncanny!!! :D
My thoughts exactly.:D

[photo chick]

Think about it...have you ever seen me and Tom Brown at the same place at the same time?
hmmmmm? Something to ponder :idea:
Point taken however I've never seen either of you period!! I don't care........you both are a riot and fun to read! ;)

[HavaSkank]

Im Tom's sister from another Mister

[photo chick]

Im Tom's sister from another Mister
I get ya....I have a bruther from another muther

[Sportin' Wood]

I never talk about sex with my girlfriends unless it is in general terms. They know nothing specific about Sportin' Wood. I have to keep that a secret :D
And I have no girlfriends at work. They are all a bunch of prudes and most are old and/or frumpy ( teachers :rolleyes: ). I have little in common with them, other than work.
Nice screen name Ms. keepin it to yourself:D Good thing they don't let Teachers drink Jack and Cokes at work.:devil:

[HavaSkank]

I get ya....I have a bruther from another muther
Tom's my bro from anotha' ho

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I am the protector of the impotent.
That's a keeper right there :D

[Tom Brown]

Tom's my bro from anotha' ho
I'm some guy from parents HavaSkank has never met. :cool:
Damn. Those are so much cooler when they rhyme. :(