Shitting your pants in a DCB

[topless]

Then jumping in the water to get rid of the evidence. Anyone ever done it?:idea:

[460 jus getn it]

You feel ok today

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Did someone have an accident and you are indirectly exposing him??

[topless]

You feel ok today
Why yes, thank you for asking.

[topless]

Did someone have an accident and you are indirectly exposing him??
Now why would you think that?:confused:

[rrrr]

Then jumping in the water to get rid of the evidence. Anyone ever done it?:idea:
This means pulling the plug on the DCB and letting it sink? :D

[dumbandyoung]

was the shit bright orange?:D

[jbone]

Now why would you think that?:confused:
Just a little bit of investigative work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Noise
Well this is a pretty Shitting Subject
I wonder if Kilrtoy has any input (or output) on this subject.
__________________

[460 jus getn it]

Why yes, thank you for asking.
Glad to hear that. Carry on

[Jetdriver]

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/forrest_dump.jsp

[photo chick]

Then jumping in the water to get rid of the evidence. Anyone ever done it?:idea:
In all my years of boating I truely can not say as I've ever been there....luckily :) would you care to spill the ......beans?

[TOBTEK]

was the shit bright orange?:D
GREEN is the new Orange on new DCBs........ so maybe :)

[OGShocker]

No, but I did "shart" in a Chevy Nova after a Super Burrito from Taco Lita. That was years ago.:eek:

[460 jus getn it]

If im reading this correct, someone shit themselves at the river this weekend. If this is true, how in the hell does an adult shit themselves.???????????????

[topless]

If im reading this correct, someone shit themselves at the river this weekend. If this is true, how in the hell does an adult shit themselves.???????????????Maybe they thought it was only going to be a fart.

[photo chick]

If im reading this correct, someone shit themselves at the river this weekend. If this is true, how in the hell does an adult shit themselves.???????????????
good question........:idea:

[460 jus getn it]

Maybe they thought it was only going to be a fart.
Regaurdless, how in the hell do you shit yourself. I mean come on, you an adult for cristsakes.

[photo chick]

Regaurdless, how in the hell do you shit yourself. I mean come on, you an adult for cristsakes.
Maybe it was someone with "below average" intelligence....:jawdrop: :rolleyes:

[460 jus getn it]

Maybe it was someone with "below average" intelligence....:jawdrop: :rolleyes:
Must be.
How, i mean how do you explain this one.

[topless]

Must be.
How, i mean how do you explain this one.
I guess you could say you sat on a canybar or something.

[Jbb]

If this is true, how in the hell does an adult shit themselves.???????????????
Brown has finished his warm up pitches and will enter the game......right after this quick commercial break....:D

[topless]

Must be.
How, i mean how do you explain this one.
I guess you could say you sat on a canybar or something.

[OutCole'd]

If im reading this correct, someone shit themselves at the river this weekend. If this is true, how in the hell does an adult shit themselves.???????????????
I shit you not (pun intended) I had an employee about 8 months ago. He worked here for about 3 months. Came to me twice during that time, with a wierd look on his face saying he needed to go home & change because he "shit himself". I asked no questions and told him to get the hell out of my office & go take care of business.
I canned him shortly after the second incident for what ever reason I could find.

[topless]

I shit you not (pun intended) I had an employee about 8 months ago. He worked here for about 3 months. Came to me twice during that time, with a wierd look on his face saying he needed to go home & change because he "shit himself". I asked no questions and told him to get the hell out of my office & go take care of business.
I canned him shortly after the second incident for what ever reason I could find.
You don't happen to work for a school district do you?

[rrrr]

Brown has finished his warm up pitches and will enter the game......right after this quick commercial break....:D
:D :D
Send in the closer.......

[460 jus getn it]

I shit you not (pun intended) I had an employee about 8 months ago. He worked here for about 3 months. Came to me twice during that time, with a wierd look on his face saying he needed to go home & change because he "shit himself". I asked no questions and told him to get the hell out of my office & go take care of business.
I canned him shortly after the second incident for what ever reason I could find.
Wow.
I just cant see shitting yourself.

[460 jus getn it]

You don't happen to work for a school district do you?
The heck, you tossing another curve out there.
Hell does the school district and shitting yourself have in common?

[SB]

Note to self:
1. Saying you shit your pants is a great way to get out of work.
2. Method only works once.

[Xlration Marine]

Regaurdless, how in the hell do you shit yourself. I mean come on, you an adult for cristsakes.
DEPENDS???

[HavaSkank]

This is why I always wear brown bikini bottoms with peanut designs

[Lightning]

Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.

[Lightning]

Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

This is why I always wear brown bikini bottoms with peanut designs
LMFAO!!!!! you crack me up! :D

[460 jus getn it]

Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.
FLMAO.
How does one explain this one.

[Jyruiz]

The heck, you tossing another curve out there.
Hell does the school district and shitting yourself have in common?
Just when I was starting to think you were smart, but it seems you can't put 2 and 2 together. :D I think you are the only one who can't put it together.

[460 jus getn it]

Just when I was starting to think you were smart, but it seems you can't put 2 and 2 together. :D I think you are the only one who can't put it together.
LMAO, come on man. Just stiring the pot, of course i know what is going on and who is being talked about.

[Jyruiz]

LMAO, come on man. Just stiring the pot, of course i know what is going on and who is being talked about.
I thought about that after I posted. Please, continue stirring the pot.:D

[SummitKarl]

This is why I always wear brown bikini bottoms with peanut designs
so you never eat corn I take it:jawdrop: :D

[USCFAN]

This has got to be a joke. :confused:

[Kilrtoy]

Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.
Yes you did and it was pretty funny, cant figure out what that shit is on my little seat cushion.....

[boatnam2]

LMFAO!!!!! you crack me up! :D
that is funny right there,i also heard the new 2007 brown with peanut bikini can be bought with little peices of corn on the design also.

[Devil's Advocate]

This is why I always wear brown bikini bottoms with peanut designs
Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.
LMFAO silly! I didn't really want to read this shit today.:D

[TOBTEK]

I shit you not (pun intended) I had an employee about 8 months ago. He worked here for about 3 months. Came to me twice during that time, with a wierd look on his face saying he needed to go home & change because he "shit himself". I asked no questions and told him to get the hell out of my office & go take care of business.
I canned him shortly after the second incident for what ever reason I could find.
that MUST BE the "new hire" JBINSOCAL was saying was soooo CUTE.

[hoolign]

Then jumping in the water to get rid of the evidence. Anyone ever done it?:idea:
OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D

[topless]

OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D
Hey, I was just asking a reasonable question. You act like you're in kindergarten or something.

[Bense468]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5B_si2pRk
DID SOMEONE SAY TACO LITA???

[topless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5B_si2pRk
DID SOMEONE SAY TACO LITA???Is that a video of somone we know?

[boatsnblondes]

OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D
LOL....:D

[Chipster27]

Note to self:
1. Saying you shit your pants is a great way to get out of work.
2. Method only works once.
Save the hassle and wear and tear on your clothes. A couple drops of this will do the same thing without the hassle!
Liquid Ass (http://www.liquidass.com/store/product.php?productid=5&cat=0&page=1)

[racecar.hotshoe]

This is why I always wear brown bikini bottoms with peanut designs
Thats hot!..............:D

[photo chick]

OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D
:2purples:

[Lightning]

Yes you did and it was pretty funny, cant figure out what that shit is on my little seat cushion.....
I think that's exactly what it is.... pretty funny too, that shit was dead center of the cushion. More then one mark too.
BTW, great to meet you this weekend. :D

[hoolign]

Hey, I was just asking a reasonable question. You act like you're in kindergarten or something.
So if kilrgarden..er . kindergarden is what you figure???, why be a shit disturber? I mean crap Alison you have reached into the bowels of hell for this thread! Your being quite Anal about it all. Why not just wipe it off the board and let the corn grow where it may ..rather than staining someones reputation and putting them in the cheap seats!

[Phat Daddy]

Are we talkin' I.B.S. here???:2purples: :D :D

[hoolign]

Are we talkin' I.B.S. here???:2purples: :D :D
?? "I Been Shittin?? :eek:

[AZJD]

OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D
That might be the greatest thing I have ever read on here!

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Wtf

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Speaking of skid marks.... I met a DCB owner this weekend who had some skid marks on his drivers seat. No BS either....
He posts often and has a really pretty wife.
:idea: my side is hurting ROTFLMAO

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

OK ..TOP, this is thread is a killer, Quit toy;n with us ..did someone shit themselves or what? Quit cop'n out and spill the beans. Did someone Crap their Boardshorts?
:D :D
OOOOOOO LMAO

[TRIMMIN]

I think I would crap my pants too if I saw how fast one of those boats depreciated and how long it takes to unload. They do look pretty though and Dave laughs all the way to the bank.

[ROZ]

a shart!

[topless]

So, how's everyones shit lately?:eek:

[dr. margarita]

Then jumping in the water to get rid of the evidence:
Sounds like a bit of a problem...
D iapers
C an
B enefit

[Ziggy]

So, how's everyones shit lately?:eek:
B-A-N-A-N-A-S :D

[topless]

B-A-N-A-N-A-S :DYou shit bananas??????

[Ziggy]

You shit bananas??????
over ripened ones.:eek:

[blown dough]

Not yet!!!!!!!! Just got our boat back today from Teague, hubby got new 710's for Fathers Day, we are headed to Havasu in a little bit!!!!!!

[jdf]

doing good here