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RiverToysJas
05-01-2007, 09:25 AM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him
She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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RTJas :D

Big Proppa
05-01-2007, 09:39 AM
Thats awesome :D

2Driver
05-01-2007, 09:56 AM
That's great LOL. Now go fix that security certificate thing would you? :D

HocusPocus
05-01-2007, 09:57 AM
thats a keeper. :D

nodigg
05-01-2007, 10:02 AM
Yeeeeeoooowww! :d

V-DRIVE VIDEO
05-01-2007, 10:14 AM
Thats funny!
A few months ago I received a certified letter from some dept of child sevices from the sate of california. The letter stated I was named as the father of 2 children and that my ass was in hot water.
I started to freakout a little then called the number on the letter. The case worker confirmed and elaborated. Someone was looking for the deadbeat dad of her kids and he happens to have the same name and birthday as me. The kids names were Diamondisha and Antoine so I asked if they were black (since I'm whiter than white bread). She sayed yes and let me off the hook.
Makes you wonder.... anyone with the same name and b-day goes on the list of accused and has to prove otherwise. What a bunch of shit! Worst case scenerio a dna test would be proof but what a hassle.
Another example of worthless people and the way our system handles things...

centerhill condor
05-01-2007, 01:53 PM
Thats funny!
A few months ago I received a certified letter from some dept of child sevices from the sate of california. The letter stated I was named as the father of 2 children and that my ass was in hot water.
I started to freakout a little then called the number on the letter. The case worker confirmed and elaborated. Someone was looking for the deadbeat dad of her kids and he happens to have the same name and birthday as me. The kids names were Diamondisha and Antoine so I asked if they were black (since I'm whiter than white bread). She sayed yes and let me off the hook.
Makes you wonder.... anyone with the same name and b-day goes on the list of accused and has to prove otherwise. What a bunch of shit! Worst case scenerio a dna test would be proof but what a hassle.
Another example of worthless people and the way our system handles things...
you got that right! like the other guy will ever pay a $

Rexone
05-01-2007, 10:10 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him
She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
________
RTJas :D
:D :D