Not my Finest Hour.... w/pic's

[UnionJack]

This was done by a trained professional..... Not
So here are my desert storm pictures..... As requested by onlymoney, many thanks to: melbatoast, weaver, havatan, slut on the toon, and aj's friends
Here's how my day started
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/CIMG0853.JPG
Well on the way back, we had a broken prop shaft.... well after a two hour booze cruise, we hitched a ride with Havatan on the toon.... well when I got back to havatan's house my wife had to come get me, and well this is what she found....................
Unknown amount of Capt. and seven about 30
One red cup of yeager
four beer bong, three beers each
45 second drink of vodka..... from the bottle
hmmm, how do we get 6'6" and 225lbs of all man off the toon
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/toon.JPG
ahhhh, now how do we fit that in a rental xtera
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/xtera.JPG
well, fold him like a pretzel
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/xtera2.JPG
Time for the Fireman Carry
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/firecarryJPG.JPG
Lola, checking on dad
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/lola2.JPG
Lola, cooling dad off
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/CIMG0869.JPG
I'm glad I bought my wife that camera.....

[Kilrtoy]

DAMN,
Taylor that was bad
that looks like some guy I know from two weeks ago...

[djunkie]

Nice!!!!!!! :d :d :d

[UnionJack]

at least I posted them

[jrgaudettes]

Great pic's. I feel your pain, been there before right Mark T&B. LOL:D

[cxr133]

where are the pics....
w/ you in a dress.. w/ black magic marker all over your face???:devil:
you must have good friends:idea:
btw: they told us here on a post that has since been deleted that you were drinking non-alcoholic drinks:eek: :D

[Fast Freddy]

if i am crazy............you must be insane.

[djunkie]

if am crazy............you must be insane.
:confused: :confused:

[photo chick]

ok what'd you have around your neck to have that weird tan line?

[Aqua Boogie1]

AAhhhhhh...........Brings back memories of one's self.:D

[mdunn01]

Dude, you are freaking hammerfied....thats really drunk, when the kids can tap on your back, yelling Daddy, wake up daddy and all you can say is..uuummmmmm, your done out cold....LOL . Thats classic bro!
MIke
Cucamonga resident

[27 Awesome cat]

Thats just to much..LMFAO..

[UnionJack]

ok what'd you have around your neck to have that weird tan line?
fat

[Quid Pro Quo]

Should I send that to your background investigator? Nice Taylor. I would expect that from Greg but not you! Just a little victory celebration.:)

[98 Vector 21]

I'm surprised you didn't end up bald head or something! You need to thank your buddy's again! :D

[NOTALENT]

haha...nice pics! :D

[riverroyal]

about those pictures are the little girls shoes:D

[Havasu Hangin']

Are you from "Alta Loma 90210"?
:jawdrop:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Great pics, love the replay of events. :D
Your daughter is a cutie. :)

[Kilrtoy]

I think he was in the front row at the lynard skynard concert
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=picturejesus.txt&file=picturejesus.mp3

[HavaTan]

I'm surprised you didn't end up bald or something! You need to thank your buddy's again! :D
Damn right he does!!! :D
I just hope when it's my turn, I'll get the same treatment...

[MRSDRMCAT]

LOL.... You are very brave to post those pictures..... but I am sure most people have been there done that...... maybe not that much consumed.... but none the less same end result!!

[XtrmWakeborder]

LOL now thats what Havasu is about!

[beaverretriever]

OMG, that is great. Everytime I go out on the lake with this one particular friend, he ends up looking like that.

[MRSDRMCAT]

Looking at the pictures again what I like the most is you still have a pleasant smile on your face.... how cute is that!!!!

[riverbound]

That looks like it REALLY hurt....the next day :eek:

[slowinhavasu]

That's some funny sh*t.....:D

[TOBTEK]

WHOA....... Didnt hear about this part of the adventure:) Wish i was still in town, have some large "marks-o-lot" markers in the car.....could have been FUN :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:jawdrop: Now that is a heavy weekend. I bet it took 3 days to get rid of that hang over.:jawdrop: :D

[BOBALOO]

Thanks for cracking me up!:D I did almost the same thing 2 weeks ago. I can now say I have slept in a boat at 110 mph and on the side of the AZ95 :eek:
by slept I mean passed out:D

[Phat Matt]

Sweet. I guess I should have circled around when I passed you. I got the wave but not the help me wave.
Looks like you had a good time. :D

[JetBoatRich]

Nothing like a few drinks to make the pain of a broken boat go away:D

[BoatFloating]

Taylor..... props to you posting that.... Classic middle of the day and Train Wrecked... I like how you DCB guys roll. I love the pic of them pouring you into the back of the SUV.... I can hear it now "pimp down" "pimp in distress" :D

[OnlyMoney]

This was done by a trained professional..... Not
So here are my desert storm pictures..... As requested by onlymoney, many thanks to: melbatoast, weaver, havatan, slut on the toon, and aj's friends
Thanks Taylor (and the wifey for emailing them to him finally) :)
All I can say is I can finally SEE the drunkenness now that it's not being viewed on the camera.
Oh, and .... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......................NOW! :D

[Member: 7673]

Good Times!
Taylor..... props to you posting that.... Classic middle of the day and Train Wrecked... I like how you DCB guys roll. I love the pic of them pouring you into the back of the SUV.... I can hear it now "pimp down" "pimp in distress" :D
LMAO!

[shannyb]

Hey,
Is this why you boys dont work on Fridays or some Mondays at the shops? No wonder I dont see you at either location. Now I know.... Hope you feel better Taylor and your dog is cute Michael.
Shannon B....

[mbrown2]

Great pics and I would expect nothing less after a two hour tow back...:)...great stuff.

[SHOTKALLIN]

WOW!!! I've been knocked down before :D but never out for the count:jawdrop:
I can always stumble home...or at least to a taxi.:D
GOOD TIMES!!!
:D :D :D

[UnionJack]

:jawdrop: Now that is a heavy weekend. I bet it took 3 days to get rid of that hang over.:jawdrop: :D
Sunday morning when I awoke from my slumber @ 6am.... I felt like a million bucks.... my back was sore from being carried (I Hope). Then Chris tried to kill me and bought me a shot of yeager at lunch.... It was nasty, but I did it

[OutCole'd]

Great thread, glad to see I'm not the only one.

[460 jus getn it]

I got a text to check this out yesterday, and i just now posted. Man, that is some shit right there. I have been f uckered up, but never out for the count.
LMAO

[HefeRaton]

Holy Crap! I bet that one felt good the next morning LOL!

[Racey]

can someone grab the guy another drink so he can straighten himself out :D

[Dave C]

Good times...
It ain't officially a "party" until someone hits the ground......

[OnlyMoney]

Sunday morning when I awoke from my slumber @ 6am.... I felt like a million bucks.... my back was sore from being carried (I Hope). Then Chris tried to kill me and bought me a shot of yeager at lunch.... It was nasty, but I did it
I thought it was only $850.....and I would have puked from the sight of the yeager alone if it had been me....Kudos to you! :D
Thanks again for posting them!

[Thorsinc]

It’s cool that you have good baby sitters to take care of you in your time of need.

[UnionJack]

I thought it was only $850.....and I would have puked from the sight of the yeager alone if it had been me....Kudos to you! :D
Thanks again for posting them!
if it wasn't for my back, it would of been a million, 850k isn't bad

[sigepmock]

Awesome pics T......sorry I missed it and I have to say I'm really suprised those guys didn't mess with you more but glad they didn't. Way to go posting those pics too....we've all been there or close to there before.
Chris

[Fifty One Fifty]

Weaver looked like he enjoyed getting you from behind. :D

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Graveyard class hangover.

[Havasu1986]

Holy Crap! I bet that one felt good the next morning LOL!
If you pass out by 6 p.m. After 12 hours of sleep you should feel ready to start again.:D

[catman-do]

well, fold him like a pretzel
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/xtera2.JPG
Is that Dennis Weaver?

[justfloatn]

Thats funny!!
The best part of it all. Your wife let you go without her and when you came back smashed she pulled out the camera. :D :D
I would still be sleeping on the sofa.:argue:

[UnionJack]

Thats funny!!
The best part of it all. Your wife let you go without her and when you came back smashed she pulled out the camera. :D :D
I would still be sleeping on the sofa.:argue:
She gave me the bed, and she slept on the sofa

[UnionJack]

well, fold him like a pretzel
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/xtera2.JPG
Is that Dennis Weaver?
Weaver, and melbatoast

[HavaSkank]

Was it just me, or did the tan lines on his back look like he was wearing a bikini top on backwards?
Quirky, yet fashionable.

[UnionJack]

Was it just me, or did the tan lines on his back look like he was wearing a bikini top on backwards?
Quirky, yet fashionable.
Shhhhh, kept that on the down low

[my21advantage]

You are a frickin' rock star...:jawdrop:
I didn't think you guys had any problems when I saw you saturday morning.

[weaver]

Weaver looked like he enjoyed getting you from behind. :D
the things ill do for friends...

[weaver]

That was the most fun "EVER!" After you did that red cup full of deer's blood I was certain you were going to be out for the count but you hung in there all the way back to the marina. Good job buddy...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Sunday morning when I awoke from my slumber @ 6am.... I felt like a million bucks.... my back was sore from being carried (I Hope). Then Chris tried to kill me and bought me a shot of yeager at lunch.... It was nasty, but I did it
:jawdrop: props to you. I don't think I have ever been that way. I might be able to walk really screwed up , but I have never had to be carried as of yet.
Great pics btw.. Are you sure it was just your back that hurt. You were pretty out of it. LOL!!:idea: :D :D

[MR FLYIN VEE]

Shhhhh, kept that on the down low
what happend to the 32? did u lose a prop or a drive break?:confused: