Just something to read................Signs.

[Aqua Boogie1]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment!. However, if you don't, you will be. "
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills"
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
:D :D

[jrgaudettes]

Theres a muffler shop in Havasu, on the truck it say's,
No Muff to Tuff.
I think thats pretty funny.:D

[sleekcraft80]

I have some friends in Havasu who own a towing company and the nane of the company is "Camel Towing"

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

our is
Next time you have a leak, Don't call a drip:D

[Ken F]

I used to have an Electrical Contracting Company in Santa Fe. On the side of my Trucks I had: If you cant find your shorts, call us.
It worked great, and got a lot of calls from the slogan.
A buddy who owned a plumbing Company decided he needed to do the same.
He came up with: It may be shit to you...but it's bread & butter to me.
Ken F

[RitcheyRch]

Those are good.

[rsoscia]

Saw one the other day on a meat packaging company truck . YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT.

[fat rat]

Saw a towing company with this on the side "Your Crash......is our cash"

[jpeaston]

"The meat you can't beat"
That's my cousin, my uncle made him a store front sign and put that on the sign without permission and it stuck.

[driverno8]

I've seen two different good ones up in Victorville.
Septic Tank Pumper
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
Concrete Pump Truck
"Happiness is pumping my load.
Both of those great! Made me laugh.

[brad22]

LMAO. Good stuff, thanks for sharing. :D

[Daddy_G]

I know a Chiropractor who's sign reads:
"Crawl-ins Welcome"
And don't forget the gynecologist office chain:
"The Beaver Clinic" - really!
And there's the Mafia-run Real Estate company:
"Make You Sell"...
OK I made that one up. ;)