Dammit, it happened again!!!

[Jordy]

This is like 3 times this month that I've won some kind of foreign lottery. I have no idea what I'm going to do with all this money!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Dear Winner,
Congratulations, you have just won yourself FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS in the
satellite software email lottery conducted by UK NATIONAL AWARD PROMO
in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly On Internet.
Yours was chosen this quarter.
Contact Our Claims Agent
Abraham Vicki
Email:claimsofficer555@sify.com
FILL WITH DETAILS
1. Full Names:...........
2. Address:..............
3. Age:..................
4. Sex:..................
5. Marital Status:.......
6. Occupation:...........
7. Phone numbers:........
8. Fax number:...........
9. Country:..............
Sincerely,
Mrs Eva Pedro
FREE LOTTO ONLINE DIRECTOR
UNITED KINGDOM.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

go to Disneyland.:D

[hoolign]

This is like 3 times this month that I've won some kind of foreign lottery. I have no idea what I'm going to do with all this money!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Buy Canada and install a fukkin heater:mad: :D

[Nord]

quit looking at porn online..............

[shueman]

I got this new wrinkle the other day...even has a website !!
We are very pleased that you are interested in our proposal so let me
introduce it in greater detail.
Our company specializes on purchase and resale of products in such
spheres of industry as: Electronics, Chemical Products, Expensive
Construction Materials and Manufactured Goods. The market of our
activity includes the distributed networks consisting of the
international auctions as on the Internet and locally. Through our
networks we constantly receive new orders both for purchase and for
sale. At present we require Financial Agent Representatives of our
company in the countries where we conduct our business through our
networks.
Agent's work consists of receiving company's financial assets to the
agent's account and forwarding of funds according to our instructions.
It will be receiving payments for the items from our customers and
forwarding such payments to our representatives or to the seller
directly.
We have 2 reasons that made us start the hiring program of the
Financial Agent Representatives:
1. Due to elite position of services given by the Swiss banks and a
great demand for these services in the field of storage of financial
assets, Switzerland has very exacting and inconvenient rules and high
commission fees for bank transfer services. It is highly appreciated
for the purposes of safety of financial assets but it is very
inconvenient for conducting trading business.
Our Legal colleagues International Financial and Law Consulting House:
PriceWaterHouseCoopers suggested us to use as a variant of tax and
financial planning the following scheme: the Agency agreements with
representatives in the countries of business dealing for cooperation
on the basis of the commission rate.
2. As said above, our activity includes constant financial streams in
connection with conducting the international business transactions so
the second reason of starting our hiring program is the expediency of
acceptance of payments for our services to the bank accounts of our
Agents in the country of the buyer, then as a rule funds should be
forwarded to our other partners as payment for the services or in
order to purchase the necessary items. The given program helps us to
operate quickly with streams of funds and to send them in a direction
necessary for us avoiding HIGH COMMISSION FEES and LONG TIME TRANSFER
EXPENSES of the SWISS BANKS.
Also agent's assistance is required because if we had used
international bank transfer it could take more than 3-5 days, but if
the payment is sent to an account within the same country it takes no
more than a single business day.
Such scheme allows us to accelerate the whole payment process also
giving us an opportunity to ship the items to the customers faster
than any other competitive companies because speed and customers'
satisfaction are vital for our business.
Agent receives 5% from the amount that has been successfully forwarded
to the receiver. The 5% commission can be retrieved immediately after
the amount has been received by agent. Usually there are 2-3 payments
being sent during a week.
Cooperation in such form does not mean constant and regular
transactions through your bank account. The given action is directed
to find and check an executive, fair and responsible person for
further cooperation with our company. First of all we suggest a trial
period to become acquainted with us and the given kind of business.
The given scheme of cooperation is simple enough, and we are ready to
pay well for this work.
You do not need any special education or experience to be hired. But
please notice that only honest, responsible and punctual people are
required for this work. You will have to forward the funds you will
receive within 12 hours since the moment the funds are available for
withdrawing. Payment inquires and notifications will be sent before
each payment is sent and the payment is always sent only after agent's
readiness confirmation. If payment is delayed for more than 12
business hours the agent's commission will be cancelled and the funds
should be sent without any revenue for agent. If the payment is
delayed for more than 24 business hours the contract with agent will
be terminated also and if the payment is not sent within 48 business
hours police and authorities will be involved.
All the information provided to us will be used for our cooperation
only and will not be ever disclosed to 3rd parties or companies with
the exception of your account number (it will be sent to our customers
for issuing payments to it). You can either open new account or use an
existing one for receiving the payments.
If you are interested and wish to test your abilities in this
occupation feel free to send us an email and we will send you the
Application Form after that. Just fill the form and send back to us.
Don't be surprised to receive positive reply to your application from
us because we decline only those who have unsettled debts or criminal
records.
If you have any additional questions just drop an email. Thanks for
reading our proposal. We hope that you are interested and we are looking
forward hearing back from you. Feel free to get more information on our
website: www.magdeburgfinance.com
--
Sincerely,
Walter Hagen.
Magdeburg Financial Company.
Web: www.magdeburgfinance.com

[rrrr]

If you are interested and wish to test your abilities in this
occupation feel free to send us an email and we will send you the
Application Form after that. Just fill the form and send back to us.
Don't be surprised to receive positive reply to your application from
us because we decline only those who have unsettled debts or criminal
records.
That knocks out hoolign and Jordy. :crossx: :D

[HefeRaton]

Hey Jordy, I win that damn lottery just about every week it seems. I actually got in contact with UK National Lottery and they told me to forward those emails to them so they could track down the source. It worked the first time, but now I get those emails constantly. The keystone cops aren't doing there job!