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canuck1
05-08-2007, 08:26 PM
A night out with an old guy
1. There are no pictures on the menu for you to pick dinner
2. Your wife has to read the menu for you because you can't see it
3. You almost run out of fuel cause you can't see the gauge
4. You think cranberry juice is good for you(and you like it)
5. You think the girl serving your dinner wants you
6. Your freinds buy you a walker for your BD
Happy 40th Hooli
:D :D :D

JetBoatRich
05-08-2007, 08:32 PM
I remember 40:rolleyes:

HM
05-08-2007, 08:34 PM
How cute....Hooli is 40. 1967 is a great year. :D

sleekcraft80
05-08-2007, 08:34 PM
Damn that was a long time ago!!!:eek:

TheCarDudes
05-08-2007, 08:43 PM
Being 40 is great. Today, I turned 40. Had a great day. :D

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 08:50 PM
Damn that was a long time ago!!!:eek:
It's cute the way canuck1 tries to keep up.

hoolign
05-08-2007, 08:57 PM
A night out with an old guy
1. There are no pictures on the menu for you to pick dinner
2. Your wife has to read the menu for you because you can't see it
3. You almost run out of fuel cause you can't see the gauge
4. You think cranberry juice is good for you(and you like it)
5. You think the girl serving your dinner wants you
6. Your freinds buy you a walker for your BD
Happy 40th Hooli
:D :D :D
Your just mad cause your wife wanted to bitch slap you in public :D Oh and I typed this myself!
- thank christ there were pics or i would have had to take your food away from you to eat
- she does what shes told..and likes it!
- I had a 1/4 tank..would have rolled pretty damn close to Red Deer
- Cranberry and seven is better than an imparied - I'm on the Vodka & orange
- She did!
- They said they only borrowed the walker from you - parties over -you may have it back
:D :D

hoolign
05-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Being 40 is great. Today, I turned 40. Had a great day. :D
You don't get in as much trouble when you shit yourself now either! :D :D

HavaSkank
05-08-2007, 08:58 PM
T minus 7 months. Oy vay. 40 is gonna suck ass.
It'll be harder to go trolling at the arcade without running into Chris Hanson.

hoolign
05-08-2007, 08:59 PM
It's cute the way canuck1 tries to keep up.
I think he meant 1967 - keep up Brown :mad:

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:00 PM
T minus 7 months. Oy vay. 40 is gonna suck ass.
It'll be harder to go trolling at the arcade without running into Chris Hanson.
Interns at the ol folks home are quite spry!

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 09:04 PM
40 is gonna suck ass.
That's a party I wouldn't mind attending.

HavaSkank
05-08-2007, 09:08 PM
That's a party I wouldn't mind attending.
It's BYOS....Bring your own straw

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:10 PM
It's BYOS....Bring your own straw
Wouldn't remnents of Bilgey's after birth plug it? :confused:

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 09:10 PM
It's BYOS....Bring your own straw
I'll bring whatever you want. Hell, I might bring Chris Hanson.

HavaSkank
05-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Chris Hanson is my cryptonite

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:11 PM
That's a party I wouldn't mind attending.
I see where we rank now:rolleyes:

ratso
05-08-2007, 09:16 PM
Wow, I thought 70 used to be old. That is my dads age. He still gets to work an hour earlier than me and works 6 days a week... and that is just here. On Sundays you can usually catch him mowing, shredding, cutting and trimming trees, maintaining his farm... My mom is 63, works for me on Wednesday, sells indoor and outdoor furniture the rest of the week, and is right alongside my dad maintaining their place the rest of the time. Staying active is what keeps them young. The only TV my dad watches is the news at night. I had two grand dads that lived until their 80's and 90's. They never got more than 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night and neither saw a doctor until a year or two before they died. One was from cancer... he smoked a pipe since he was in his 20's... and the other had a fall. He never even took an aspirin... worked a farm all day and ran his bar all night... Anyway, good JOKE about 40 being old...;)

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 09:16 PM
I see where we rank now:rolleyes:
Yeah. I thought that was pretty good. :D

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:18 PM
Yeah. I thought that was pretty good. :D
It didnt sound like you were to enthused about coming on the 15th anyways - that's ok! :rolleyes:

ratso
05-08-2007, 09:20 PM
Who was joking.... you haven't met Hooli have ya....
lmao...:D

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 09:23 PM
It didnt sound like you were to enthused about coming on the 15th anyways - that's ok! :rolleyes:
Look... doing your impression of my last girlfriend is not going to increase the chances of me attending.

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:23 PM
lmao...:D
You can laugh! But remember It's his wife that tells him what to post! :D

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:24 PM
Look... doing your impression of my last girlfriend is not going to increase the chances of me attending.
You don't have to?? :confused: and this aint grade 6!

Tom Brown
05-08-2007, 09:25 PM
Staying active is what keeps them young.
I predict you should finish going through puberty in about 15 years.

ratso
05-08-2007, 09:26 PM
I predict you should finish going through puberty in about 15 years.
rotflmao... this is better than watching Mencia or Southpark!:D

hoolign
05-08-2007, 09:29 PM
Spell not post
Did you clear that one with her?? :D

RitcheyRch
05-09-2007, 04:57 AM
Me too. :rolleyes:
I remember 40:rolleyes:

Trailer Park Casanova
05-09-2007, 05:46 AM
-You need your 6 year old to remember where you parked the car at the store,, or program your cell phone,,,

Baja Big Dog
05-09-2007, 09:16 AM
The worst part is when someone ask's you "Whats new" and you answer....DEPENDS....:D

Trailer Park Casanova
05-09-2007, 10:01 AM
I remember 40:rolleyes:
I think this was written by Jay Leno, but don't hold me too it.:
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
If YOU are one of them.CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

sleekcraft80
05-09-2007, 10:37 AM
I do remember those things since I was born in the early 50s