Attention..... Drunk posters, post here and only here

[lewiville]

I thought since the night is winding down, we might end up with some of the best of the best of drunk posting. So, you drunk bastards post your drunk ass here......:D :D

[fleetimus]

Called a hooker three hours ago and she still hasn,t showeed up!!! Got to hate those independent contractors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RCB19]

Called a hooker three hours ago and she still hasn,t showeed up!!! Got to hate those independent contractors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like you might have to use the right hand hooker tonight.

[fleetimus]

Right hand is tired from sanding on the Black Bitch. Have to go with Lefty Lucy!!!!!!!!!!

[Singleton]

shit, my ass is still in the office. I really need to get a new job.
I hate system releases.

[kingbrutis]

God, I love Vodka! Mixed with some good stuff, ya know. I have a drug test this week so nothing too crazy. Need to get my post count up. Heres a nice pic

[kingbrutis]

craigslister?Called a hooker three hours ago and she still hasn,t showeed up!!! Got to hate those independent contractors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fleetimus]

Sort of!!! Old acquaintance that went into the Biz!!!!!!! Older gal, doessn't get the response of the 19 yo!!!!!!
I should have been asleep two hours ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingbrutis]

I Like older woman. Married a younger chic. Cant be with a chick that isnt completley insane. My wife fits the bill. Still love older chicks. Later Joe
Sort of!!! Old acquaintance that went into the Biz!!!!!!! Older gal, doessn't get the response of the 19 yo!!!!!!
I should have been asleep two hours ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boatsnblondes]

Just remember, you never pay a hooker to come over, you pay her to LEAVE....:D

[Nord]

Even though this a total bite off my thread ;)...........I can definately post here right now..... for sure...

[Nord]

P*ssys........Wake up!!!!

[Nord]

Hey Tards......Trolls.........Blidges........Where you at ;)

[RCB19]

I'm Tarded out. Nitey Nite Drunkos...:sleeping:

[Ultracrazy]

God, I love Vodka! Mixed with some good stuff, ya know. I have a drug test this week so nothing too crazy. Need to get my post count up. Heres a nice pic
I see balls:eek:

[OKIE-JET]

God, I love Vodka! Mixed with some good stuff, ya know. I have a drug test this week so nothing too crazy. Need to get my post count up. Heres a nice pic
Whats his name?:jawdrop:

[lewiville]

this thread worked out nicley. A nice little home where we drunkards can post and make silly little comments all to our selfs. And they will only be funny to our selfs................:D :D :D :D
Nord, get a real job:) :)

[TAF]

shit, my ass is still in the office. I really need to get a new job.
I hate system releases.
:D one that blows?:jawdrop: :sqeyes: :D Now there would be a GREAT reason for a system release, ehh:jawdrop: :D

[lewiville]

thought i might just bump this up to the front. you know,,,,, just in case we might need it tonight :devil: :devil: :jawdrop:

[XtrmWakeborder]

Wait till tomorrow, wait till tomorrow....if i can even make it to the computer

[Pussywhippled]

I'm friggin drunk right now...
But I can still smell.
Bring it...

[Pussywhippled]

Let's see what did I mix ???
Hypnotic
Vodka
Golden Margarita
and
Madori
By the way, I can still SPELL...

[lewiville]

I'm friggin drunk right now...
But I can still smell.
Bring it...
damn drunkard :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Nord]

:devil:http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129482:devil:
Anyhow, I'm going to Area in LA tonight with my roomate her brother Blake Mcgrath. Tonight I find out if Paris is still hanging out......
I'm soo tired I seriously just want to stay home and black out.

[Pussywhippled]

damn drunkard :eek: :eek: :eek:
That's me... You rang ?

[Nord]

Come on Lewi......posts some pics!!!

[Pussywhippled]

But no purple and wrinkley pics please...

[Devil's Advocate]

:devil:http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129482:devil:
Anyhow, I'm going to Area in LA tonight with my roomate her brother Blake Mcgrath. Tonight I find out if Paris is still hanging out......
I'm soo tired I seriously just want to stay home and black out.
Yes, we know who has the claim to fame on the real drunk post thread.:D
I'm too sober for this thread.:rolleyes: :D

[Pussywhippled]

Yes, we know who has the claim to fame on the real drunk post thread.:D
I'm too sober for this thread.:rolleyes: :D
So what now I'm a poser ?

[Nord]

So what now I'm a poser ?
That depends on if you've been drinking or not..........;)

[Pussywhippled]

That depends on if you've been drinking or not..........;)
Oh I have, but not enough to dress up in some western wear like the Village People dude...

[CARLSON-JET]

I see balls:eek:
OKIE-JETWhats his name? :eek:
:jawdrop:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=30568&d=1178779957
Nothing to see here, talk amongst yourselves. :D

[Devil's Advocate]

So what now I'm a poser ?
Take it easy there..:D
:jawdrop:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=30568&d=1178779957
Nothing to see here, talk amongst yourselves. :D
Oh, barf.:p

[lewiville]

That's me... You rang ?
called three times, got a busy signal

[lewiville]

Come on Lewi......posts some pics!!!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738big_belly-med.jpg

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738losersgrave.jpg

[Pussywhippled]

Was it a busy signal or was I getting busy?
Cause I'm the only one here, besides the jar of peanut butter...

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738head_stone-med.jpg

[Pussywhippled]

Weak...
If I was to post a picture of myself this whole site would get shut down...

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738chinese-med.jpg

[lewiville]

Was it a busy signal or was I getting busy?
Cause I'm the only one here, besides the jar of peanut butter...
you know daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaad daaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Pussywhippled]

you know daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaad daaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok, so am I drunk? Cause my name ain't Frenchie...

[lewiville]

Ok, so am I drunk? Cause my name ain't Frenchie...
you mean the Mayor of Beamont?

[All-Star]

Even though this a total bite off my thread ;)...........I can definately post here right now..... for sure...
Hey I wanted to say something about drinking...
Has anyone tried a POM-POM????
Super simple recipe!!
So good, and yummy!!:D

[Pussywhippled]

Hey I wanted to say something about drinking...
Has anyone tried a POM-POM????
Super simple recipe!!
So good, and yummy!!:D
Ok, what's a POM-POM ?

[lewiville]

Hey I wanted to say something about drinking...
Has anyone tried a POM-POM????
Super simple recipe!!
So good, and yummy!!:D
does it have anything to do with boobies?

[Pussywhippled]

does it have anything to do with boobies?
Is it those doughnut hole things ?

[RokNRich]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/roknrich/lovely-exotic-babe.jpg
Good thing I looked twice ! If I had anymore to drink tonight, I would have probably hit that !

[Pussywhippled]

I'd hit it from the neck up...