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RitcheyRch
05-11-2007, 04:39 AM
An oldie but a goodie
A trucker who has been out on the road for
two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops
down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest
woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that
kind of money you could have one of my
finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny.
I'm homesick!