Have you ever.........................

[barbigrl]

Gotten drunk at work??? :D :D

[79 HUSTLER]

Lots of times, but I'm self employed and the boss working out of my house :D :D

[27 Awesome cat]

Oh shit did I ever.. Not a good day either:D

[barbigrl]

:D I just had a liqued lunch and one of the girls has Patron in her desk!!!

[djunkie]

Gotten drunk at work??? :D :D
I thinks its a given with my job. :D :D

[beaverretriever]

I was living in Manhattan Beach. I broke up with my girlfriend and to get her off my mind and stay away from her I took a job just for fun at night bussing tables at Patrick Malloys. The bartenders would always make me drinks.
One night I got so drunk from drinking while I was working, I went into the refrigerator and took a nap for a good 45 minutes. I could barely stand up and was struggling to make it through the night.:D

[Ziggy]

Being in the car biz that is and has been grounds for immediate termination......

[sleekcraft80]

Yes, when I was younger. The guys on the framing crew would get me feeling good so I wouldn't be scared to walk the trusses on a new house.

[barbigrl]

I think I am going to be pretty tossed by 2:30!! I have NEVER drank at work before!!! lol.... It should be intersting if the clients call!! :eek:

[Desert Rat]

Christmas parties and such but I don't think any of the pilots would get a warm and fuzzy if i were pulling pins and straping them into an ejection seat with one tied on!!:jawdrop:

[Gman]

Once I got so wasted at the winery on Cinco De Mayo that I passed out on a pallet of wine and was woke up by the owner asking me if I was okay and if I needed a doctor!:D

[barbigrl]

Once I got so wasted at the winery on Cinco De Mayo that I passed out on a pallet of wine and was woke up by the owner asking me if I was okay and if I needed a doctor!:D
Gary I am talking about when it is the middle of the day on a work week! A few of us girls just snuck in that back and took some shots..... I dont think I will be working for the rest of the day...

[Devil's Advocate]

Gotten drunk at work??? :D :D
Not at work, but while on work time, yep.:D
Oh shit did I ever.. Not a good day either:D
Well shit we could have guessed that from your avatar. Your drunkeness is advertised.:D
I was living in Manhattan Beach. I broke up with my girlfriend and to get her off my mind and stay away from her I took a job just for fun at night bussing tables at Patrick Malloys. The bartenders would always make me drinks.
One night I got so drunk from drinking while I was working, I went into the refrigerator and took a nap for a good 45 minutes. I could barely stand up and was struggling to make it through the night.:D
LOL...that's having a cold one.:D
I have no recollection of doing some my best work :D
LMAO.:D

[Devilman]

I have no recollection of doing some my best work :D
LMAO :D :D :D
As far as an answer to the question posted, no, but my truck has a full cooler in the back & its parked about 4 feet away from my office door. Ice cold beer is sounding pretty good & this thread sure is motivational, LOL....

[TahitiTiger]

not I, but a co-worker got so smashed he barfed on another employee. Needless to say he was seriously made fun of the next day, then later released from the company.

[barbigrl]

LMAO :D :D :D
As far as an answer to the question posted, no, but my truck has a full cooler in the back & its parked about 4 feet away from my office door. Ice cold beer is sounding pretty good & this thread sure is motivational, LOL....
Its Friday...go grab a beer...

[Devil's Advocate]

I never even got drunk working at Hooters when I probably could have. But that would suck if I got drunk, dropped my plate of hot wings and tore my pantyhose.:D

[riverratrob]

Gotten drunk at work??? :D :DYep and to to honor your first time ............crack......glug.....glug........aahhhh damn this is one cold mother :shift:

[Gman]

Melissa......I was working and it was at work in the middle of the day! Remember I USE TO BE A SALES MGR. AT A WINERY FOR 11 YEARS! DUH!:D

[barbigrl]

Yep and to to honor your first time ............crack......glug.....glug........aahhhh damn this is one cold mother :shift:
You own your own business....it doesn't count!! lol.. :D

[djunkie]

Gary I am talking about when it is the middle of the day on a work week! A few of us girls just snuck in that back and took some shots..... I dont think I will be working for the rest of the day...
Now that your drunk how about you post some pics of your boobs for all to enjoy?:devil: :devil:

[barbigrl]

Melissa......I was working and it was at work in the middle of the day! Remember I USE TO BE A SALES MGR. AT A WINERY FOR 11 YEARS! DUH!:D
G-dawg...I know that! I thought....oh nevermind! :rolleyes: :D

[barbigrl]

Now that your drunk how about you post some pics of your boobs for all to enjoy?:devil: :devil:
HAH..... yeah right! :devil: :)

[Thorsinc]

Back in the day when I knew everything. I worked for a cable tv company. On the weekends when we go to houses to do an install about 90% of the time the home owner would offer you a beer(s), and of course you had to be polite. By the end of the day most of us totally lit -driving company vehicles, not one of the smartest thing I have done. So yes I have.

[djunkie]

HAH..... yeah right! :devil: :)
Come on, its not like we all haven't seen them before anyways. :D

[riverratrob]

You own your own business....it doesn't count!! lol.. :D
It does when I have to interact with customers ,ever try having a convo out the side of youre mouth so the can't smell it.

[barbigrl]

Come on, its not like we all haven't seen them before anyways. :D
I am a goddam saint Dj! :D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

No, but when I worked in the grocery store, there were a couple of times when I went to work at 6am still drunk from the night before. It was pretty embarrassing to try to greet customers and have light conversations with people. I was pretty embarrassed.
I've also had the occassional beer at lunch. We would go to Rubio's for lunch when I was in the credential program and have a couple. Made the afternoon class go a whole lot faster :D

[djunkie]

I am a goddam saint Dj! :D
Now I know your drunk. :crossx: :crossx:

[barbigrl]

It does when I have to interact with customers ,ever try having a convo out the side of youre mouth so the can't smell it.
Actually no....but I am learning that right now.....

[riverratrob]

Actually no....but I am learning that right now.....LMAO:) :) :)

[Devilman]

Its Friday...go grab a beer...
By the time you posted that, I had gone & got one. :devil: :D Hope your afternoon goes well. :rollside:
Now that your drunk how about you post some pics of your boobs for all to enjoy?:devil: :devil:
Nicely played...... :D

[barbigrl]

Arriving at work drunk...left a party in south Pasadena at 11:50 to be at work in Alhambra at midnite. I shouldn't have even tried to drive, I could barely stand. All night at the 7-11, getting soberer, and more hung over, and sleep deprived. At 7am I probably looked like something the cat buried.
You really worked at 7-11? Why did you not just crack open a beer and hide it?

[sleekcraft80]

Hell yeah, when I bought my dually everybody asked why a single guy with no kids would buy a 4 door. I told them "because my cooler won't fit in a super cab" :D
That's why I bought a Quad Cab. For the ice chest

[Cole Trickle]

I am a goddam saint Dj! :D
Grab all the girls in the office (including the bitchy receptionist) and head over to the scanner.
Scan some boobies and we can judge who has the nicest set!!!:D
Eventhough most of us have seen yours inclde them so the newbies can check out some bewbies!!!;):devil:
I will chip in $5.00 for the winner...:eek: :D

[Devilman]

Hell yeah, when I bought my dually everybody asked why a single guy with no kids would buy a 4 door. I told them "because my cooler won't fit in a super cab" :D
Damn straight. Its so much safer than trying to reach through a sliding back window too. LMAO :D

[Lavey29]

I think I am going to be pretty tossed by 2:30!! I have NEVER drank at work before!!! lol.... It should be intersting if the clients call!! :eek:
Hot chicks drunk at work,,,,Damn,,,I bet they are all horny now too looking to cheat on their significant others.....hey where do you work???

[riverratrob]

Grab all the girls in the office (including the bitchy receptionist) and head over to the scanner.
Scan some boobies and we can judge who has the nicest set!!!:D
Eventhough most of us have seen yours inclde them so the newbies can check out some bewbies!!!;):devil:
I will chip in $5.00 for the winner...:eek: :D20.00 FROM ME:devil:

[djunkie]

Grab all the girls in the office (including the bitchy receptionist) and head over to the scanner.
Scan some boobies and we can judge who has the nicest set!!!:D
Eventhough most of us have seen yours inclde them so the newbies can check out some bewbies!!!;):devil:
I will chip in $5.00 for the winner...:eek: :D
Cheap ass mo fo. I'll go $10.00:D :D

[barbigrl]

Hot chicks drunk at work,,,,Damn,,,I bet they are all horny now too looking to cheat on their significant others.....hey where do you work???
some of them are pretty hot

[riverratrob]

some of them are pretty hotBOOBS OR GIRLS

[Cole Trickle]

Cheap ass mo fo. I'll go $10.00:D :D
So says Mr live at home while making 100K a year while mooching off my parents when I am 30 Baller guy!!! :devil: :D

[Cole Trickle]

some of them are pretty hot
I found another $1.30 in change in my desk that I will contribute to the cash prize!!!:D

[barbigrl]

Ya know.....some people are just not fun! They like to ruin your buzz....all crabby and shit.
I am having some major river withdraws... Is it Memorial yet??

[Lavey29]

some of them are pretty hot
There's gonna be some lesbo action there for sure,,,,be a team player and post some pics.....

[riverratrob]

Ya know.....some people are just not fun! They like to ruin your buzz....all crabby and shit.
I am having some major river withdraws... Is it Memorial yet??4 more shot's and it will be a memorial day

[barbigrl]

Dude.....they just went to the liquor store....omg.... I am drinking Sparks at my desk!!
I LOVE MY JOB!!!! lol...
They are all drunk!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Grab all the girls in the office (including the bitchy receptionist) and head over to the scanner.
Scan some boobies and we can judge who has the nicest set!!!:D
Eventhough most of us have seen yours inclde them so the newbies can check out some bewbies!!!;):devil:
I will chip in $5.00 for the winner...:eek: :D
5 hole dollars dam you Baller's know how to live...........:D

[barbigrl]

I am blatenly drinking at my desk with attorney's walking around...I dont think they realize I am drinking alcohol.

[topless]

Dude.....they just went to the liquor store....omg.... I am drinking Sparks at my desk!!
I LOVE MY JOB!!!! lol...
They are all drunk!Must be, no one is answering the phone I see.

[barbigrl]

Must be, no one is answering the phone I see.
Ohh did you call me??? Call again I will answer it!!

[topless]

Ohh did you call me??? Call again I will answer it!!I just want to see if you're slurring your speech so I can post what it sounded like.

[Cole Trickle]

5 hole dollars dam you Baller's know how to live...........:D
I wish....Tell you what if I had $5.00 for everytime I have seen Mel's boobies I could contribute much more!!lol:D

[Aqua Boogie1]

Yes I have, more than once. But I can go in the office and sleep it off.:D

[barbigrl]

I wish....Tell you what if I had $5.00 for everytime I have seen Mel's boobies I could contribute much more!!lol:D
Um....you are mistaken. CT!!!! :devil: :devil: I have seen your boobs plenty!

[rivergoer]

hahaha yeeesss maam .....i did for a whole 10 month deployment!!!!! hahaha i remember coming to on the plane flight home frome the japan!!!!hahaha

[Cole Trickle]

Um....you are mistaken. CT!!!! :devil: :devil: I have seen your boobs plenty!
I will show you mine if you show me yours!!!:D:devil: :devil: :devil:

[Do F150's Float?]

Haven't ever been DRUNK at work yet... still a little messed up from the night before, sure.
I did, however, just drop my pants to cut a tag out of them. Good thing no one else was here :D

[fstlayn]

When I was going through culinary school, they told us that by law you are allowed to consume up to 12 oz. of alcohol per shift. :) And if you get caught drunk on the job, tell your boss you have a "problem" and by law they cannot fire you - they are required to offer you "help". :idea:

[barbigrl]

When I was going through culinary school, they told us that by law you are allowed to consume up to 12 oz. of alcohol per shift. :) And if you get caught drunk on the job, tell your boss you have a "problem" and by law they cannot fire you - they are required to offer you "help". :idea:
This is VERY true. They are required to provide you with some kind of help!! hahaa.. You can also tell them you are depressed (when you stop showing up) and again they have to offer "help"

[barbigrl]

Haven't ever been DRUNK at work yet... still a little messed up from the night before, sure.
I did, however, just drop my pants to cut a tag out of them. Good thing no one else was here :D
Oh Nan....pulling her pants down at work!! lol....:D

[Do F150's Float?]

Oh Nan....pulling her pants down at work!! lol....:D
Yeah i bought new pants... i guess they operate differently from other pants, as i didn't manage to zip them earlier... and they came with a big ass "remove before washing or wearing" tag in them, that i some how didn't notice until now... so i spent a few minutes trying to cut it out... and then trying to cut the rest of the tag out, i realized, i probably shouldn't be standing in my office with my pants around my knees and scissors in my hands. Ya know, Just in case... :eek: :D :D :D

[djunkie]

Haven't ever been DRUNK at work yet... still a little messed up from the night before, sure.
I did, however, just drop my pants to cut a tag out of them. Good thing no one else was here :D
PICS?????????????:D :D :D

[Dave C]

no pics... this thread sucks...... :mad: :D ;)

[bunny 166]

Nope, not me, never, LOL....:D
Have a good weekend Melissa!
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[YeLLowBoaT]

never have, Its not something I see myself doing in the future.
Its something that in most jobs you would be fired on the spot for... I work with some tools that could do ALOT of damage... I like my body parts too much to even think about do it.

[barbigrl]

Nope, not me, never, LOL....:D
Have a good weekend Melissa!
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Its Bunny!!! I sooooo miss you!!!

[bunny 166]

Its Bunny!!! I sooooo miss you!!!
I miss you, too!! Hope all is well with you...;)

[Do F150's Float?]

PICS?????????????:D :D :D
Ok, if you insist....
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/LuckyPenny71x/tag1.jpg
:D :D :D

[barbigrl]

Yeah i bought new pants... i guess they operate differently from other pants, as i didn't manage to zip them earlier... and they came with a big ass "remove before washing or wearing" tag in them, that i some how didn't notice until now... so i spent a few minutes trying to cut it out... and then trying to cut the rest of the tag out, i realized, i probably shouldn't be standing in my office with my pants around my knees and scissors in my hands. Ya know, Just in case... :eek: :D :D :D
Ok...Nan.. try to keep your pants on at work dude!!
I just got done rolling around on the floor with some of the girls and one of the attorney's..... :D

[topless]

Ok...Nan.. try to keep your pants on at work dude!!
I just got done rolling around on the floor with some of the girls and one of the attorney's..... :D
No wonder nobody is answering the phone, you guys are having an orgy.:eek: :eek:

[barbigrl]

No wonder nobody is answering the phone, you guys are having an orgy.:eek: :eek:
You have not been calling T. We have been answering the phones!! lol...:eek: :D

[barbigrl]

I like to use the word "dude" a lot for some reason when I have been drinking....I don't really understand why.

[djunkie]

Ok...Nan.. try to keep your pants on at work dude!!
I just got done rolling around on the floor with some of the girls and one of the attorney's..... :D
What exactly is your job over there? :idea: :idea: :D

[Cole Trickle]

What exactly is your job over there? :idea: :idea: :D
I can not reccomend her for a raise until we see
PICS!!!!!:D :D :D

[topless]

You have not been calling T. We have been answering the phones!! lol...:eek: :D
I think you gave me the wrong friggin number the other day.

[Cole Trickle]

I think you gave me the wrong friggin number the other day.
...and thats when she was Sober!!!!!:mad: :eek: :jawdrop: ;)

[YeLLowBoaT]

Pussy :D
any time you want to come over and make some saw dust while I pass you beers... I'll have the bandages ready. :D

[Debbolas]

The school district frowns on drinking at work ?:confused: Go figure :D

[ratso]

oops

[Lavey29]

Hey Barbi,,,for those of us stuck sober at work, give us a little update,,,,how many drunk hot girls there now??? Are the clothes slowly coming off a few buttons at a time...a little "friendly" touching and carressing....give us the visual since there are no pics :devil:

[John.]

my wife sells new homes and had a temp sales agent in last weekend working for her. she said he kept carrying his lunch cooler around with him everywhere. by the end of the day he was acting all wierd and slurring. She had him writing thank you cards for people coming in and he had them all messed up. well, he finally ran out to his car for a minute so she peeked in his lunch cooler and sure enough, he had drinken almost a fifth of vodka. so she sent him packing.