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Boatcop
05-12-2007, 07:17 PM
Yo Momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Momma so old her Social Security Number is 1.
Yo Momma so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
Yo Momma so poor her face is on a foodstamp.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Baja Big Dog
05-12-2007, 07:26 PM
Mom aint gonna like this post!!!:)

brianwhiteboy
05-12-2007, 07:49 PM
Yo momma so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

rivrrts429
05-12-2007, 08:01 PM
Yo Momma so big she uses a microwave for a pager

OliverM5
05-12-2007, 08:07 PM
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so short, she plays handball with the curb
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Happy Mothers Day Everyone :D :D :D

Boatcop
05-12-2007, 08:22 PM
Yo Momma so ugly when she went to the channel, the Lake Havasu Police arrested her for Offensive Conduct.

Just foreplay
05-12-2007, 08:23 PM
Mom aint gonna like this post!!!:)
Yea momma won't be too happy if her foot fits any of those slippers...:D
Happy M Day !

rivrrts429
05-12-2007, 08:45 PM
Yo Momma so fat she uses the 91fwy as a slip & slide
Happy mothers day:D

boater012
05-12-2007, 10:20 PM
Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money :eek:
Yo momma is Fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of oscar meyer franks
Yo momma is so Fat her belt size is EQUATOR
Yo momma is so Fat she uses an oil diaper for a tampon! (boating related, Just made it up)

boatnaked
05-13-2007, 04:51 AM
Happy Mothers Day Ladies!

centerhill condor
05-13-2007, 05:04 AM
My momma is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
You mamas neck so thick she could eat a brick if its made my frito lay
Happy Mother's day Ya'll.
Take momma for a boat ride and be a good son!

Psycho Squid
05-13-2007, 08:37 AM
Your momma so fat when she jumps up and down the band skips! :D
Happy Mothers Day Hot Boat Moms. :)

rvr_d8
05-13-2007, 08:41 AM
Yo Momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror...her reflection Ducks! :)

fat rat
05-13-2007, 11:14 AM
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Happy Mothers Day!;)

fat rat
05-13-2007, 11:19 AM
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

LAND_LOVER69
05-13-2007, 11:37 AM
Yo mama so loose she sat on a bar stool and fell to the floor!
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quatrerback was a refund!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slow down!
:D :D :D

RiverDave
05-13-2007, 12:47 PM
Yo momma so fat that when she goes to the ocean she don't get wet.. The ocean gets a little bit of yo momma!
RD

Havasu1986
05-13-2007, 05:06 PM
Yo Momma so ugly when she went to the channel, the Lake Havasu Police arrested her for Offensive Conduct.
Never noticed your avatar flipping the bird.:D

Boatcop
05-13-2007, 05:17 PM
Never noticed your avatar flipping the bird.:D
"No I didn't!"
:D

beerjet
05-13-2007, 06:38 PM
Yo mama is so ugly , she gave Freddy kreuger nightmares.
My grandma passed today.:yuk:

beerjet
05-13-2007, 06:44 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/PattaPhoto/pc7.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/PattaPhoto/Moms.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/PattaPhoto/pc22.jpg

sleekcraft137
05-13-2007, 06:49 PM
"my alltime fav!"
Yo momma so black when she gets into the car the oil light comes on!

hoolign
05-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Yo mama is so ugly , she gave Freddy kreuger nightmares.
My grandma passed today.:yuk:
Sorry to hear! :(

HavaSkank
05-13-2007, 07:14 PM
Yo moma is so loose she uses live sheep for tampons

Wheeler
05-13-2007, 08:09 PM
This ain't your Momma! I think her head is on, Backwards!
I saw this at Woody's today, I had to take a pic for, HB!