I don't understand...

[68campbell]

Here's the scenario. My 16 yo daughter crashes my wifes car into our parked motorhome (32 ft long x 11 ft tall) and they both get mad at me.

[lucky]

well you parked it there
:D

[460 jus getn it]

well you parked it there
:D
LMAO

[lucky]

i- finilay believe no woman is rational - none - zip - notta - zero ziltch :D

[clownpuncher]

Here's the scenario. My 16 yo daughter crashes my wifes car into our parked motorhome (32 ft long x 11 ft tall) and they both get mad at me.
LOL, don't even try to understand.:D Waste of energy and it'll never happen.;)

[HavaSkank]

It's because you have a penis

[lucky]

It's because you have a penis
not if he is living with two women

[YeLLowBoaT]

if you figure it out let us know... then write a book and make $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Dave C]

no chance of understanding either... just move along....

[eliminatedsprinter]

One of the great philisophical questions is " If a man says something in a forrest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[centerhill condor]

because men are from mars and women are from HELL! :)

[Miss Perfect]

Here's the scenario. My 16 yo daughter crashes my wifes car into our parked motorhome (32 ft long x 11 ft tall) and they both get mad at me.
There has got to be more to this story.... come on, SPILL IT! :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

There has got to be more to this story.... come on, SPILL IT! :D
she was on her cell phone that he paid for... thats why she had the wreck...it was his fualt for paying for the cell phone. :)

[DILLIGAF]

They are diverting the attention away from the accident. I have seen it hundreds of times with my son....lol

[UltraStealth]

Here's the scenario. My 16 yo daughter crashes my wifes car into our parked motorhome (32 ft long x 11 ft tall) and they both get mad at me.
Thats why you have two wives!!! When one gets mad, you go the others house. :jawdrop: :D

[YODA]

Just face the facts----- men are always wrong, no matter the situation... ask any woman!!!!!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Welcome to the real world......Yes Dear!:D

[HavaSkank]

Just face the facts----- men are always wrong, no matter the situation... ask any woman!!!!!!
As a member of the V Club, allow me to state.....I concur whole heartedly

[Make it a Double]

I have a wife and 2 daughters. What part is confusing? Jk :rolleyes:
More importantly what are you going to do to make it up to them?:)

[BarryMac]

Just face the facts----- men are always wrong, no matter the situation... ask any woman!!!!!!
Aint that the fu(kin truth... Women will kill every man on the face of the earth then be pissed off at us when they can't get pregnant... Bitches... :D :D
<--------------------(FYI, A Husband and Father of 3 Girls, Kill me now)...

[racecar.hotshoe]

I have a wife and 2 daughters. What part is confusing? Jk :rolleyes:
More importantly what are you going to do to make it up to them?:)
sounds like someone is.........:D :D ........
http://catlady.biz/pussyw.png

[dumbandyoung]

because men are from mars and women are from HELL! :)
LMAO!:D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Here's the scenario. My 16 yo daughter crashes my wifes car into our parked motorhome (32 ft long x 11 ft tall) and they both get mad at me.
DUH :D :D :D

[essexjet]

Aint that the fu(kin truth... Women will kill every man on the face of the earth then be pissed off at us when they can't get pregnant... Bitches... :D :D
<--------------------(FYI, A Husband and Father of 3 Girls, Kill me now)...
wow, take it easy tough guy:devil:

[Baja Big Dog]

BAlls..68cambell........68cambell...balls.
Now back to being a pussy!!!;)
I think its time for a little shopping trip for the wiffy and little girl....:D

[thumbs]

On the bright side.......your wife gets a new car and you get a new motorhome......and the payments for both.

[FOREVER2DOXIES]

because men are from mars and women are from HELL! :)
no...thats men are from mars and now women LIVE in hell

[Make it a Double]

sounds like someone is.........:D :D ........
http://catlady.biz/pussyw.png
No. Just explaining the way they think. :)

[lewiville]

you just might need this
Teenage Daughters Owners Manual
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a
teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it
describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers
important questions about your warranty (which does NOT
include the right to return the product to the factory for a
full refund).
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR: To
determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenaged
girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she
(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with
more makeup and less clothing? (b) refuse to acknow ledge
your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting
money)? (c) sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry? If any of
these are true, you have received the correct item. Nice
try, though.
BREAK-IN PERIOD: When you first receive your teenaged
daughter, you will initially experience a high level of
discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you
will merely feel traumatized. This is the "Break-In Period,"
during which you are becoming accustomed to certain
behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress.
Once you have adapted to these behaviors, your teenager will
start acting even worse.
ACTIVATION: To activate your teenaged daughter, simply place
her in the vicinity of a telephone. No further programming
is required.
SHUTDOWN: Several hours after activation, you may desire to
shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do
this.
CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAU GHTER: Having a teenaged daughter
means learning the difference between the words "clean" and
"neat." Teenaged daughters are very clean, because they take
frequent showers that last more than an hour. They will
scrub themselves with expensive, fragrant soaps which you
must purchase for them because like I'm sure I'm going to
use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use. When they
have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step
out and wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom,
which they will subsequently strew throughout the house. If
you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing
"clean" with "neat." Teenagers are very busy and do not have
time to be neat. They expect others to pick up after them.
These others are called "parents."
FEEDING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER: Your teenaged daughter
requires regular meals, which must be purchased for her at
restaurants because she detests everything you eat because
it is like so disgusting. She does not want you to accompany
her to these restaurants, because some people might see you
and like I'm sure I want my friends to see me eating dinner
with my parents. Either order take-out food or just give her
the money, preferably both. If you order pizza, never answer
the doorbell because the delivery boy might see you and
ohmigod he is so hot. Yes, your daughter's idea of an
attractive man is the pizza boy.
CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER: Retailers make millions of
dollars a year selling stylish and frankly sensible clothing
which will look adorable on your daughter. If you enjoy
shopping, you will love the vast selections which are
available to you. Unfortunately, your teenaged daughter
wants to dress like a lap dancer. You may be able to coerce
her into putting on a cute outfit before leaving the house,
but by the time she walks in the schoolhouse door, she wil l
be wearing something entirely different.
OTHER MAINTENANCE: Teenaged daughters require one of two
levels of maintenance: "High," and "Ultra High." Your
daughter is "Ultra High." This means that whatever you do
won't be enough and whatever you try won't work.
WARRANTY: This product is not without defect because she has
your genes, for heaven's sake. If you think this is not
fair, talk to your parents, who think it is hilarious. Your
teenaged daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it
takes for her to become a woman, which in her opinion has
already happened and as far as you are concerned never
really will. If you are dissatisfied with your teenaged
daughter, well, what did you expect? In any event, your
warranty does not give you your little girl back under any
circumstances, except that deep down she's actually still
there -- you just have to look for her.

[centerhill condor]

nicely summs up "the transformation"

[OCMerrill]

On the bright side.......your wife gets a new car and you get a new motorhome......and the payments for both.
And a new "Special - Just for you insurance rate" that will be about 3-4x higher.
And if you tought her to drive you may as well just move into the garage for a while.:D

[68campbell]

My story just got better, My daughters b-day is today and my wife called to tell me that she is all excited because she thinks she is getting a car for her birthday and maybe I should go and "Just pick up a jetta or something".
Needless to say I am thinking of working really late tonite.

[pw_Tony]

My mama always told me to never hit a woman... But I'll CUT a bitch!!!!!
:devil: :devil: :devil:

[centerhill condor]

My story just got better, My daughters b-day is today and my wife called to tell me that she is all excited because she thinks she is getting a car for her birthday and maybe I should go and "Just pick up a jetta or something".
Needless to say I am thinking of working really late tonite.
hot wheels makes a jetta or something!