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ACEB36TC
05-14-2007, 01:18 PM
To All You Who Rag My Boat.
If You Ever Had Sex With It You`d Never Go Back To Goats!
Just Had To Get It Off My Chest.
To All You Who Rag My Boat.
If You Ever Had Sex With It You`d Never Go Back To Goats!
Just Had To Get It Off My Chest.
WTF, are you drunk?
Dave C
05-14-2007, 01:28 PM
where do we go with this one??...
first we got goats which is clearly bench racers territory...
then we have Kachina, which is Jordy territory....
should we see pics of this so called boat so we can all make a judgement?
HavaSkank
05-14-2007, 01:30 PM
Forget posting pics of the boat. Post a picture of your junk so we can get an even better laugh
Jordy
05-14-2007, 01:37 PM
So you used to screw your goat, and now you screw your boat??? :idea: :eek: :D
Interesting, as I'm trying not to turn this into some kind of sick poem along the lines of something Dr. Suess would compose. :D
Big Warlock
05-14-2007, 02:05 PM
And my day was slow..........GREAT!!! :D
racecar.hotshoe
05-14-2007, 02:09 PM
somebody has some chit they need to workout with them self.:D
MudPumper
05-14-2007, 02:12 PM
To All You Who Rag My Boat.
If You Ever Had Sex With It You`d Never Go Back To Goats!
Just Had To Get It Off My Chest.
You really don't have to capitalize the first letter in every word. :idea:
Jordy
05-14-2007, 02:18 PM
You really don't have to capitalize the first letter in every word. :idea:
Apparently the boat fornicator can't type without the caps lock on. The board decapitalizes everything but the first letter. ;)
Baja Big Dog
05-14-2007, 02:21 PM
This is the real deal...drunk typing at 2:30.......:D
I've never seen a Kachina around here.......now I know if I do, it's time to run like hell. :jawdrop:
Biglue
05-14-2007, 02:22 PM
So do you guys think this guy will disappear as fast as Blown Rayson? :D :D
Oh and Jordy, don't hate.......you've got quite possibly the "most unique" Kachina gel scheme ever produced. :D :D
Biglue
05-14-2007, 02:23 PM
I've never seen a Kachina around here.......now I know if I do, it's time to run like hell. :jawdrop:
......to the 2nd tail pipe on the boat or a goat in his herd? :D :D
hoolign
05-14-2007, 02:48 PM
To All You Who Rag My Boat.
If You Ever Had Sex With It You`d Never Go Back To Goats!
Just Had To Get It Off My Chest.
:messedup: :2purples: :2purples:
Are we sure he isn't bangin away on one of these?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/azjd/images.jpg
I guess either way both Kachinas will give you splinters.....:jawdrop:
RitcheyRch
05-14-2007, 02:58 PM
One heck of a newbie post.
Dave C
05-14-2007, 03:23 PM
that quite frankly won't (and shouldn't) be duplicated ;) :D
Oh and Jordy, don't hate.......you've got quite possibly the "most unique" Kachina gel scheme ever produced. :D :D
Are we sure he isn't bangin away on one of these?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/azjd/images.jpg
I guess either way both Kachinas will give you splinters.....:jawdrop:
I "wood" suspect even your example is bigger than what he's sport'n:sqeyes: :confused: And they both float:idea: :D
Funny how he spouted off but never returned to explain, post a pic of said "hot boat" or reply to anything we've brought up:idea:
Rookie?
somebody need's to work one out .:D
His Kachina's probably a 1970's jet and he's trying to mount it rather than go "Lucky's " route:idea: :sqeyes: closet Benchracer fer sure!
:D
Biglue
05-14-2007, 03:33 PM
that quite frankly won't (and shouldn't) be duplicated ;) :D
Have you seen Jordy around HB??? :D
Would you want to be that poor soul to walk into a boat builder and say "Here......I want one just like that". :sqeyes: :D
Jordy
05-14-2007, 03:39 PM
His Kachina's probably a 1970's jet and he's trying to mount it rather than go "Lucky's " route:idea: :sqeyes: closet Benchracer fer sure!
Nah, it's not a bad looking boat. Could definately be worse...
http://www.kachinaboats.com/boats/drone30/large/p-9005.jpg
http://www.kachinaboats.com/boats/drone30/large/p-9016.jpg
With 9 posts, it's not hard to find his post about his boat. :)
HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!! :D :D :D :D
http://justanothertoy.com/photogallery/AZboatshow/bshow7.jpg
Biglue
05-14-2007, 03:42 PM
IT actually is a nice looking boat.......just don't understand why a boat with so much freeboard would need to be a walk through.....to each is own I guess. :confused:
HavaSkank
05-14-2007, 03:49 PM
Well now Im disappointed. I was fully expecting to see a Kachina with flying, velvet monkeys involved in sexual acts with sombrero wearing Blood Hounds.
Well now Im disappointed. I was fully expecting to see a Kachina with flying, velvet monkeys involved in sexual acts with sombrero wearing Blood Hounds.
Send that idea along to Kachina....they'll make it happen.
ACEB36TC
05-31-2007, 01:55 PM
I`m just kidding around trying to get a rise out of this group. I`ve seen some bashing here and thought i`d stir things up. It`s fun to read all the great bull**** here. I`m a long way from most of you (TEXAS). As for the walkthrough version of our boat ,,, it was my lovely wifes request ,,,as usual after 31 years,,,she was right. It works very well for us. Yall can pull my string anytime.
20" gun's
05-31-2007, 02:06 PM
The walk through version is crazy. Cant say i would do it myself. I do think it is cool how he will pretty much build whatever a customer wants. That is what sets Kachina apart from everyone else. He builds a kick ass custom boat the way you want it. I took my Grandfather out he could not get down under the boat. I also have a friend who is in a wheelchair that loves boating. Your ride would have been great for both situations. http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/smile_spin.gif
:)
squirt'nmyload
05-31-2007, 02:18 PM
HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!! :D :D :D :D
http://justanothertoy.com/photogallery/AZboatshow/bshow7.jpg
LMAO!!!!!
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 02:20 PM
Hey! Speaking of funky Kachinas, does the owner of the cow boat post here?
Im curious to know if he's from Chino, or if his last name is Knudsen, or what the explaination behind the choice is?
Hey! Speaking of funky Kachinas, does the owner of the cow boat post here?
Im curious to know if he's from Chino, or if his last name is Knudsen, or what the explaination behind the choice is?
Ah...the Cowchina?
Yeah...they post here. Isn't that GHT?
Jordy
05-31-2007, 02:27 PM
LMAO!!!!!
"I think we need a bigger boat." :D
Hey! Speaking of funky Kachinas, does the owner of the cow boat post here?
Ah...the Cowchina?
Yeah...they post here. Isn't that GHT?
That would be the GHT's and they're from Vegas. Really cool peeps. They bought the boat from Kachina Ken who had Louie build his boat to resemble his dalmation dog. Not really a cow, but Cowchina sounds better than Dalchina. ;)
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 02:29 PM
I see that boat in the Channel damn near every weekend Im there. I raised Holsteins as a kid and it was my dream to marry a rich dairyman. (sigh) Oh, dare to dream.
Of course my standards are FAR lower now. I'd settle for a poor manure salesman at this point.
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 02:30 PM
Shit, my bad. :squiggle: I think I just offended everyone involved.
Atta girl
squirt'nmyload
05-31-2007, 02:32 PM
i saw this kachina for sale in az.....anyone know the story behind it?? :D :D
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/03_TigerBoatCubsFull.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/02_TigerBoatAdultCloseup_btn.jpg
Jordy
05-31-2007, 02:33 PM
I'd settle for a poor manure salesman at this point.
Shit,
Nice. :D
Jordy
05-31-2007, 02:34 PM
i saw this kachina for sale in az.....anyone know the story behind it?? :D :D
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/03_TigerBoatCubsFull.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/02_TigerBoatAdultCloseup_btn.jpg
Previously owned by Siegfreid and Roy before the "incident." :( :D :D :D
No two boats alike. Meow. :D
squirt'nmyload
05-31-2007, 02:35 PM
Previously owned by Siegfreid and Roy before the "incident." :( :D :D :D
No two boats alike. Meow. :D
ya think thats funny there meow :D :D :D
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 03:07 PM
It offended me so much, I got a chubby :p
Sweet! It's rare when that happens and Im in the room
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 03:09 PM
I think tiger boat owner was just desperate to see some wet pussy
but is that too obvious?
BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER
05-31-2007, 03:16 PM
I think tiger boat owner was just desperate to see some wet pussy
but is that too obvious?
I dont care who you are, that is funny shit right there^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BIG JOE SSMF:D
seanv
05-31-2007, 03:51 PM
wow!!! this is another fine/funny kachina thread. :D
i can hardly wait to see the gel on the monkey sex boat when it pops from the mold.
Previously owned by Siegfreid and Roy before the "incident." :( :D :D :D
No two boats alike. Meow. :D
I like the Black and White look...:D
Ruff! Ruff!..:D
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 04:13 PM
GHT, I must say, your boat is by far the most memorable. There have been numerous times when I've been on the cell navagating friends through the Channel and I've uttered the words, "Look for the cow boat on the island side, we're about 6-7 boats north of it"
I applaud you, and I thank you.
20" gun's
05-31-2007, 04:31 PM
a lot of personality for sure. I would not buy it unless i wanted to have the whole thing repainted. I just don't see how you sell it like that. I guess its like fugly peeps there is someone out there for everybody.:jawdrop:
HavaSkank
05-31-2007, 04:33 PM
Ahhhh..how encouraging for me! This means my true love IS out there, somewhere....probably loading kids onto the Tilt-o-Whirl in Fresno, but he's out there
GHT, I must say, your boat is by far the most memorable. There have been numerous times when I've been on the cell navagating friends through the Channel and I've uttered the words, "Look for the cow boat on the island side, we're about 6-7 boats north of it"
I applaud you, and I thank you.
Well I have to admit we weren't partial to the spots but they have grown on us. However, I will get rid of them some day. And yes, I have even used it as a "land mark"..
:D :D
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