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TexasChopper
05-15-2007, 01:50 PM
I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was a real looker for 60 years old and was in great shape.
We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and, after several drinks had passed,
she asked me "have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was.
She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."
We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that "Sportsman's Double."
I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and shouted...
" Mom , are you still awake?"

Hotcobra270
05-15-2007, 02:27 PM
:eek: :eek: :sqeyes:

havaduner
05-15-2007, 02:30 PM
That was a good one!

dumbandyoung
05-15-2007, 02:32 PM
thanks man. Im sure you ruined everyone on the east coasts dinner. Lucky for me I have about 3 -4 hours to get that thought outta my head before supper. hahaha:D

mobldj
05-15-2007, 03:03 PM
what is that? lake muddy or lake jack daniels

dumbandyoung
05-15-2007, 03:20 PM
what is that? lake muddy or lake jack daniels
hahahaha
Elsinore. aka Lake Shit. I will have to change that soon.

Lunatic
05-15-2007, 07:21 PM
That was hilarious....:D :D :D

VEGASBABY
05-15-2007, 07:50 PM
Good one:D :D

Riveratz
05-15-2007, 07:51 PM
That was funny.

Sotally Tober
05-15-2007, 08:15 PM
You're into blue hair?

shockwaveharry
05-15-2007, 08:46 PM
hahahaha
Elsinore. aka Lake Shit. I will have to change that soon.
This is at Elsinore too...
http://www.rivertoys.com/images/harrysboat/Hshockwave2.jpg
Nothing but beautiful blue water every time I go... :D

KREGER
05-15-2007, 09:50 PM
You're into blue hair?
`Was she a true Blue head?

Jordy
05-15-2007, 09:54 PM
It was even better last week!!! :D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150220

Hardly Satisfied
05-16-2007, 07:37 AM
that was funny