TexasChopper
05-15-2007, 01:50 PM
I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was a real looker for 60 years old and was in great shape.
We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and, after several drinks had passed,
she asked me "have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was.
She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."
We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that "Sportsman's Double."
I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and shouted...
" Mom , are you still awake?"
We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and, after several drinks had passed,
she asked me "have you ever had the "Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was.
She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."
We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that "Sportsman's Double."
I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and shouted...
" Mom , are you still awake?"