My newest employee.............

[clownpuncher]

I just hired Heywood Jablowme to field all my incoming solicitation calls at work:D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:D kind of sounds like Mike hunt.. :D

[clownpuncher]

:D kind of sounds like Mike hunt.. :D
That other thread got me thinking about all the fake names I've jokingly used in the past. Some pretty funny shit.:D
I need a Jack and diet :D Bartender!?!

[Pussywhippled]

Hey,
Heywood Jablowme we should do lunch...
Bruce

[heywood jablome]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!
:jawdrop:

[heywood jablome]

does this mean i can retire from being a boat bitch???i mean a nautical engineer

[clownpuncher]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Too funny. Sorry 'bout that. Never knew you posted on HB. Remember, all incoming solicitation calls will be forwarded to your desk in the garage.:D

[heywood jablome]

Damn! Too funny. Sorry 'bout that. Never knew you posted on HB. Remember, all incoming solicitation calls will be forwarded to your desk in the garage.:D
garage? my current office is a 35" Cigarette
i am a professional boat bit i mean NE

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Damn! Too funny. Sorry 'bout that. Never knew you posted on HB. Remember, all incoming solicitation calls will be forwarded to your desk in the garage.:D
DOH!! :jawdrop:

[beaverretriever]

I worked with a guy named Cravin Moorhead.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Seymore Butts:D

[clownpuncher]

I worked with a guy named Cravin Moorhead.
LOL. Was he married to Givin?:D

[clownpuncher]

Seymore Butts:D
Ben dover:D

[76ANTHONY]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was just waiting for you to see this, awwwhahahahah :D :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Ben dover:D
Alata Fagina:D

[clownpuncher]

Anyone know Ms. Tinkle?
Ms. Anita Tinkle?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

anyone know eata
eata dick.LOL!!

[Miss Perfect]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA! You crack me up. :D

[Beautiful Noise]

does this mean i can retire from being a boat bitch???i mean a nautical engineer
Just means you can finally get a Ice Maker:D

[DeltaSigBoater]

Had to fire Jac Kmeoff, guy never got any work done, always dickin' around!

[Chubby4Life]

I played softball with a guy named Richard Woodcock. I told him he was a natural for porn.:D

[dragboat]

My mom went to school with a girl named ...Fonda Dicks....no sh*t.
Theres a man in the glass business here named Mike Pullpeter. true.:jawdrop:
You would have to grow some thick skin.

[SB]

I'm sorry Heywood is not picking up, I can transfer you to
Anita Lay
Dick Hertz
Hugh G. Rection
or Harry Ball

[Cigalert]

Mike Hawk

[Baja Big Dog]

Had an engineer working for me named....Richard Chew:confused:
Insisted we call him Dick, the company phone list was a real bitch, Dick Chew or...Chew, Dick?
We had the girls change it each time a new list came out!:)

[msc5195]

Mike Hawk
A little off subject but that is one BADASS BOW TIE you have there!!

[all charged up]

I work for a pretty big agency in the valley and we have hired a few guys recently that have the most bizarre names. These are real;
John Doe
Glenn Campbell
and the one that takes the cake
Richard Lipps and he insists it's RICHARD.

[lalhc]

My Vasectomy Dr's name was Dr. Nudder - Dr. D (for Dave) Nudder.

[Cigalert]

A little off subject but that is one BADASS BOW TIE you have there!!
I'm sitting here talking about Mike Hawk and all you can do is look at my bow tie?
I'm sorry but Mike Hawk feels a little offended by that.
And thanks for the compliment. It was a wedding gift from a friend.

[Mrs.Racer277]

WOOHOO!!! i got a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Stanger when are you going to Havi next?????

[Schiada76]

I used to send flowers to a girlfriend at her work and signed them from,
Hugh G. Rection or Harry P. Ness:D

[Schiada76]

Paging Mr. Gazinya! Paging Mr. Dick Gazinya.

[BarryMac]

Mike Hunt... :D

[voodooCanoe]

Dick Trickle - Oh wait, that ones real.
Buster Himan ???
I have a customer that has the name Phuc Vo :sqeyes:

[Hotcobra270]

My favorite is :
Buster Hymen
Michael J Cocks

[Ziggy]

Your mistake Roc was giving him internet access...:D:D

[1ASKYDV]

Dont forget about Juan Tabonya !

[HavaSkank]

I introduce myself to men in bars as Sharon Fluids. Gets me a free cocktail everytime

[blender over]

I work for a pretty big agency in the valley and we have hired a few guys recently that have the most bizarre names. These are real;
John Doe
Glenn Campbell
and the one that takes the cake
Richard Lipps and he insists it's RICHARD.
LMFAO

[HEDJUG]

Don't forget about Father Phil McCrackin

[Sleek-Jet]

Don't forget about Father Phil McCrackin
We have a customer by the name of Phillip Diaz... it was all I could do to not bust out laughing the first time I talked to him...

[YeLLowBoaT]

I need to hire that guy... the damn salesmen and none profits calling me none stop...I don't mind most of the none profits, but there is a few i just can't stand.

[Hopdaddie]

I went to Highschool with an Asian Kid who's name was Phu Qu
He wanted us to call him James :D :D :D

[heywood jablome]

Hey Stanger when are you going to Havi next?????
hopefully memorial weekend. im sure you will be out there every weekend
how are you and mr woowoo

[Just foreplay]

My favorite is :
Buster Hymen
Michael J Cocks
I worked with a guy named Mike Cherry, named his kid (boy)
Buster..
Buster Cherry

[Ziggy]

A friend of my wifes married a guy with the last name Hood, their daughter was named Robin....:rolleyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

hopefully memorial weekend. im sure you will be out there every weekend
how are you and mr woowoo
I will be out then..Mr.Woowoo will be in Red bluff
I have not been there in the past 2 weekends.:(
Leaving tonight. :D

[lewiville]

Mike Hawk
I know Mike Hunt

[ZBODaytona]

Knew an builder in South Florida. Since he was a kid everyone called him Fuzzy (well he was) but his last name was Peters....He said wasn't really an issue as he was over 6'4" that people called him Fuzzy Peters all his life..