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lucky
05-25-2007, 08:19 AM
Y.t.d I have lost
1= a new beach towel - lake sonoma
2=Monica's sunglasses - lake sonoma
3=my sunglasses = lake mendo
4 two alan screws for the bimin-
5= a shit load of gas ?????
what have you lost :idea:

edog_103
05-25-2007, 08:26 AM
Cresent Wrench.

topless
05-25-2007, 08:28 AM
Y.t.d I have lost
1= a new beach towel - lake sonoma
2=Monica's sunglasses - lake sonoma
3=my sunglasses = lake mendo
4 two alan screws for the bimin-
5= a shit load of gas ?????
what have you lost :idea:Are you sure it wasn't those turkey's you pissed off?:idea:

lucky
05-25-2007, 08:29 AM
Are you sure it wasn't those turkey's you pissed off?:idea:
no - after the turkey thing i had to go choke the chicken :D

topless
05-25-2007, 08:32 AM
no - after the turkey thing i had to go choke the chicken :DI guess so since there were no sheep around.

Lightning
05-25-2007, 08:33 AM
My boat creates things....
I pulled off the side panel to replace the fuel tank float.... it shit out a Mag Lite.

TahitiTiger
05-25-2007, 08:35 AM
I have yet to loose anything out of my boat. And it has been borded at night while we sleep. Nothing like waking up in the morning and discovering your boat had visitors.
Woke up one night, and I had a huge racoon sitting in the drivers seat LOL :D

Miss Perfect
05-25-2007, 08:35 AM
My boat creates things....
I pulled off the side panel to replace the fuel tank float.... it shit out a Mag Lite.
Damn, imagine what you would get if you had to pull a motor or something! It would be like a burried treasure :D

lucky
05-25-2007, 08:37 AM
My boat was equiped with a bolt breeding factory in the bildge :D

lewiville
05-25-2007, 08:37 AM
my coors light= 9 cases worth.

TahitiTiger
05-25-2007, 08:38 AM
My boat was equiped with a bolt breeding factory in the bildge :D
If I see extra hardware in the bilge area, I start wondering whats falling off this time LOL.

Miss Perfect
05-25-2007, 08:39 AM
If I see extra hardware in the bilge area, I start wondering whats falling off this time LOL.
this time? :2purples:

Ziggy
05-25-2007, 08:39 AM
mostly just eats gas, kinda odd considering it's a potato chip boat :D:D

dunaholic
05-25-2007, 08:51 AM
My boat eats Bikini bottoms.:D

HM
05-25-2007, 08:58 AM
Mine ate Jet boats. :D
Jet boats finally have a fighting chance against me since I am boatless. :D

HavaSkank
05-25-2007, 09:06 AM
Your boat eats things? Is he single?

lucky
05-25-2007, 09:10 AM
Your boat eats things? Is he single?
My boat is female and wet most of the time :D still interested ?

lucky
05-25-2007, 10:05 AM
Not so much eat as spit out...
Lost my grandpa once and my aunt twice.
Grandpa was holding onto the gunwales and started to lose his hat as dad turned a bit...and was outta the boat.
Aunt Sharon got dumped out twice, on the inside of a turn and...gone.
Talk about suprised relatives!
wanna take out my exwivessssss ???? :D i'LL PAY FOR GAS AND LUNCH :D

lucky
05-25-2007, 10:05 AM
SEEMS MY BOAT ALSO EATS JELLO SHOTS :confused:

91nordic29
05-25-2007, 10:42 AM
ours drinks beer, also:)

JET-O-VATOR
05-25-2007, 01:01 PM
My boat was equiped with a bolt breeding factory in the bildge :D
my boat has that problem too i cant figure it out!!:)