So how many mama's

[MamaDjunkie]

Get that "itch" to shake things up once the lil one leaves the nest? Papa and I are thinking of a lil trip to Jamaica to a hedonism resort. Just to let loose abit. The problem is the lil one saw the brochure on the table..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?

[Quest4Fun]

Get that "itch" to shake things up once the lil one leaves the nest? Papa and I are thinking of a lil trip to Jamaica to a hedonism resort. Just to let loose abit. The problem is the lil one saw the brochure on the table..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?
Tell him to GET LOST :D :D Then go have an awesome time in Jamaica...you can send him a postcard :D

[uvindex]

Get that "itch" to shake things up once the lil one leaves the nest? Papa and I are thinking of a lil trip to Jamaica to a hedonism resort. Just to let loose abit. The problem is the lil one saw the brochure on the table..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?Same thing you were going to tell him before he saw the brochure. "Mommy and daddy are going away for a little vacation. You'll be staying with (fill in the blank) and will have a wonderful time!" Good luck. :)

[djunkie]

Get that "itch" to shake things up once the lil one leaves the nest? Papa and I are thinking of a lil trip to Jamaica to a hedonism resort. Just to let loose abit. The problem is the lil one saw the brochure on the table..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?
Hurry up and leave bitch so I can nail my g/f in the kitchen again. :D :D

[MamaDjunkie]

I don't want to go to a hedonism retreat with the lil one there. I wouldn't know what to say if papa and some well hung Italian were .well.. you know.."stuffing me thee ways form Sunday" and the lil guy came up asking to borrow 15 bucks??? :idea:

[MamaDjunkie]

I'm so horny I made a double post!

[MamaDjunkie]

Hurry up and leave bitch so I can nail my g/f in the kitchen again. :D :D
You hush your mouth young man..or I'll tell your Papa that you have been hiding under the bathroom sink watching me shower again! :mad:

[Ms. AquaBoogie1]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :sqeyes:

[MamaDjunkie]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :sqeyes:
I see you are soon to have a little one! If` I can give you any advice at all, it's " Don't teach em to walk or talk!" Let then sit in thier own shit and tell them that all they need to know is that whatever they can figure out from a can of alphagetti ,will get them through life! look at my lil Djunkie!

[wsuwrhr]

Tell him "Me and your dad are going to practice on making a "carbon" copy of you."
That's what I would tell him.
Brian
..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?

[MamaDjunkie]

Tell him "Me and your dad are going to practice on making a "carbon" copy of you."
That's what I would tell him.
Brian
Our`lil Djunkie was supposed to be a carbon copy of his big papa...but unfortunately...papa was running low on ink that night! :(

[racecar.hotshoe]

Hurry up and leave bitch so I can nail my g/f in the kitchen again. :D :D
Dam your being a little hard on the Beav airnt cha!:D :D

[MamaDjunkie]

Dam your being a little hard on the Beav airnt cha!:D :D
We don't like to use that word around the lil one..he runs straight to the bathroom and uses up all Papa's hand lotion! :jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

We don't like to use that word around the lil one..he runs straight to the bathroom and uses up all Papa's hand lotion! :jawdrop:
Don't forget the National Geographic Magazine :D :D .........( . )( . ).........

[MamaDjunkie]

Don't forget the National Geographic Magazine :D :D .........( . )( . ).........
Oh we try to forget those days! His bed sheets could have been used for siding! :jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

Oh we try to forget those days! His bed sheets could have been used for siding! :jawdrop:
So how are they holding up on the roof, those National Geographic shingles.........( . )( . )...........:D :D

[MamaDjunkie]

So how are they holding up on the roof, those National Geographic shingles.........( . )( . )...........:D :D
Well we don't have the prettiest roof in the hood, but we are never wet!

[Kim Hanson]

Well we don't have the prettiest roof in the hood, but we are never wet!
Does it look like your roof is melting though :D :D .........( . )( . )............

[Tom Brown]

..and now he want's to tag along! What do I tell him?
Tell him he can't come unless he brings something to share with everyone.

[Kim Hanson]

Tell him he can't come unless he brings something to share with everyone.
I bet he would bring a Banjo and chew.........( . )( . )..........scary :D :D