hello little bench racers..

[MamaDjunkie]

I as you can tell am MamaDjunkie. My lil one who's name on this ***boat place is Djunkie. He told me last night while I cradeled him in my bosom ( he loves to be cradeled in Mama's bosom) he told me "Mama.. I would love to have some more friends" Oh if you would have seen the tears on his rosie little cheeks! I just about shit myself! "you little bastard..I can't get you out of my house ..and now you want me to find you friends??"
So here I am...begging you...someone..be my lil Djunkies friend!

[djunkie]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something :D :D

[MamaDjunkie]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something :D :D
Remember son, we sold him to Sally Struthers for the unicef commercials! Oh how I wish you did not smoke a the pots! your memory is for shit! :mad:

[Kim Hanson]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something :D :D
I would pick door #2.........( . )( . ).........:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Remember son, we sold him to Sally Struthers for the unicef commercials! Oh how I wish you did not smoke a the pots! your memory is for shit! :mad:
Maybe you smothered him in your bosom too long, lack of air.........( . )( . ).......:D :D

[MamaDjunkie]

I would pick door #2.........( . )( . ).........:D :D
His Papa likes door # 2 as well .. but he grunts like a beaten boar when it's his turn:jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

His Papa likes door # 2 as well .. but he grunts like a beaten boar when it's his turn:jawdrop:
Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate :D :D ..........( . )( . )........

[MamaDjunkie]

Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate :D :D ..........( . )( . )........
Mr Hanson, he can't concentrate on his cocoa puffs long enough to get the milk in the bowl! :mad:

[Kim Hanson]

Mr Hanson, he can't concentrate on his cocoa puffs long enough to get the milk in the bowl! :mad:
I heard everybody is crazy for those though :D :D ........( . )( . ).........

[Forkin' Crazy]

Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate :D :D ..........( . )( . )........
But Mama got a squeeze box!!!!:eek:

[Forkin' Crazy]

I heard everybody is crazy for those though :D :D ........( . )( . ).........
Sorry,:idea: that would be koo-koo!!! :mad:

[dragboat]

Sorry,:idea: that would be koo-koo!!! :mad:
:D :D :D :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

I heard, everyone here is crazy, this is why, I have been sent :)
I be no Crazy, maybe misunderstood :D :D Okay, maybe misread :D :D and did you come with a return label :) ya know just in case...........( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

Sorry,:idea: that would be koo-koo!!! :mad:
That makes sense doesn't it, Forkin Koo-Koo Crazy ...........( . )( . )...........:D :D

[topless]

I as you can tell am MamaDjunkie. My lil one who's name on this ***boat place is Djunkie. He told me last night while I cradeled him in my bosom ( he loves to be cradeled in Mama's bosom) he told me "Mama.. I would love to have some more friends" Oh if you would have seen the tears on his rosie little cheeks! I just about shit myself! "you little bastard..I can't get you out of my house ..and now you want me to find you friends??"
So here I am...begging you...someone..be my lil Djunkies friend!You'll get a better response if you call them all fags.

[dragboat]

You'll get a better response if you call them all fags.
Hey Kim, I think it's topless that keeps running off with our popcorn machine.:mad: She takes it to the Sandbar. :rolleyes:
Topless, I know you like the popcorn from our Bench Racers machine and we don't mind if you use it but please ............bring it back when you're done with it.
Or better yet, stop in anytime and get some fresh from your friends here in BR! :D :D :)

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Kim, I think it's topless that keeps running off with our popcorn machine.:mad: She takes it to the Sandbar. :rolleyes:
Topless, I know you like the popcorn from our Bench Racers machine and we don't mind if you use it but please ............bring it back when you're done with it.
Or better yet, stop in anytime and get some fresh from your friends here in BR! :D :D :)
We need to find a way to lock that revolving door then, those fly buyers for ya :D :D ..........( . )( . )...............

[topless]

We need to find a way to lock that revolving door then, those fly buyers for ya :D :D ..........( . )( . )...............Hey, I come in here to check on you girls all the time.:mad:

[Kim Hanson]

Hey, I come in here to check on you girls all the time.:mad:
Great now I know I am safe with you around :D ;) ...............( . )( . )..............

[topless]

Great now I know I am safe with you around :D ;) ...............( . )( . )..............
It's a tough job but someone has to do it.:D

[Blown 472]

It's a tough job but someone has to do it.:D
What are you doing in here?

[dragboat]

It's a tough job but someone has to do it.:D
It has to be done.......I do feel safer knowing that you're watching.
:D :D :D

[dragboat]

"you little bastard..I can't get you out of my house ..and now you want me to find you friends??"
So.............Is your little man on his own yet? :rolleyes: :D
:D :rolleyes:

[Forkin' Crazy]

It's a tough job but someone has to do it.:D
You poor, poor dear!!!!!:confused:

[Kim Hanson]

It's a tough job but someone has to do it.:D
So you will be around when..........( . )( . )............;)
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[Kim Hanson]

What are you doing in here?
She is stalking me :D :D ...........( . )( . )............

[dragboat]

She is stalking me :D :D ...........( . )( . )............
Yes ....................She is.........................They all are................:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:)

[Kim Hanson]

It has to be done.......I do feel safer knowing that you're watching.
:D :D :D
What a suckup........( . )( . ).........nice tactics :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

You poor, poor dear!!!!!:confused:
Is she poor :( she can handle my shit hands down :D :D ...........( . )( . )........

[Kim Hanson]

Yes ....................She is.........................They all are................:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:)
I can dream mofo :D :D ............( . )( . )...............

[Forkin' Crazy]

Is she poor :( she can handle my shit hands down :D :D ...........( . )( . )........
And "hands up"... :idea:

[topless]

What are you doing in here?I'm keeping an eye of the fags. What are YOU doing here??????:eek:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Hey, I come in here to check on you girls all the time.:mad:
Cool!!! And I thought I was the only lesbian here!!!! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Kim Hanson]

Cool!!! And I thought I was the only lesbian here!!!! http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
You eat carpet also, I have been seen at the " Y " a few thousand times ,but I love sushi also :D :D ..............( . )( . )................;)

[Forkin' Crazy]

Where did Topless go? Did I scare her away????:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:(

[Kim Hanson]

Where did Topless go? Did I scare her away????:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:(
When in here, she is a crash and dash kind of girl...........( . )( . )..........:idea: :D :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

When in here, she is a crash and dash kind of girl...........( . )( . )..........:idea: :D :D
Oh! Hit and run!!! I likey!!!!!:devil:

[topless]

Where did Topless go? Did I scare her away????:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:(You don't scare me. Kimmy does. LOL

[Kim Hanson]

You don't scare me. Kimmy does. LOL
Why you scared of me..I wouldn't bother you ;) you are a good friend ( internet )...........( . )( . )..............;) ;) :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

You don't scare me. Kimmy does. LOL
HA! You haven't seen me in person. ;)
And BTW, I can ride that two legged horse of yours!:eek: