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shockwaveharry
05-25-2007, 06:28 PM
The BBC reports that... (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Boatcop
05-25-2007, 06:33 PM
:2purples: :eek: :2purples:

Riverat84
05-25-2007, 06:35 PM
oh snap! that shit is off tha heezy! haha...well i understand why and how condoliza would think that, but if the research is headed toward making the bug extinct and making sure it doesnt happen again, im all for it...cambodia does'nt seem like much of a terrorist country 'but u never know'
-Reid

racecar.hotshoe
05-25-2007, 06:36 PM
And heres there leader..........:D
http://www.foxnews.com/images/108461/25_24_112003_jackson_mugshot.jpg

MamaDjunkie
05-25-2007, 06:50 PM
Mama says knock them out!

Jbb
05-25-2007, 06:55 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=31707&stc=1&d=1180148112

racecar.hotshoe
05-25-2007, 06:56 PM
Mama says knock them out!
:D :D :D :D

Jbb
05-25-2007, 06:59 PM
http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/medium/zombies1024.jpg

shockwaveharry
05-25-2007, 07:12 PM
When the zombies come here, I want this chick on my side!
http://italk2much.com/images/uploads/s8_rose_04_thumb.jpghttp://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/GrindHouse/grindhouse-2.jpg

C-2
05-25-2007, 07:17 PM
What, nobody else has ever read Serpent and the Rainbow? Awesome book, halfway decent movie.

IMPATIENT 1
05-25-2007, 07:52 PM
What, nobody else has ever read Serpent and the Rainbow? Awesome book, halfway decent movie.
read the book and watched the movie, both were great imo. is this zoombie shiat fo real or some b.s. report? the serpant and the rainbow story is true and proven, restarting the heart b.s. sounds far fetched to me. let's see the news links!:D

uvindex
05-25-2007, 08:01 PM
is this zoombie shiat fo real or some b.s. report? Here's a hint: the date on the article is APRIL 1st. :)

C-2
05-25-2007, 08:09 PM
Yup, no Blowfish/Fugu sushi for me..Tetrodotoxin. Those crazy Jappers.

HocusPocus
05-25-2007, 08:29 PM
Snopes of course. (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp)
:D

bigq
05-25-2007, 11:22 PM
Snopes of course. (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp)
:D
Whats worse that Snopes has to clarify it or you actually went there to check the story.:D